🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[Real Retard Posting Hours]

Full clip from Kino Casino of Jer getting sprung with porn on the stream (again)

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Edit: Replaced the clip with a higher quality version now that the stream is over

What's wrong with a little bit of gooning live on air? All the greats do it; Jeremy, Rackets, Ralph, Jim, DSP I bet Jersh would do it too if he didn't have a broke dick.

It's a shame they will never share their porn with the rest of the class

 

[Oranges]

Burner account says "Banning chat Tim, really? Next thing you'll tell us that you don't know what the oranges are for." It has always been the rule in Timcast chat that if you post the same thing three times in a row, you get a timeout. You guys don't get special rules because you want to post your little oranges or whatever. You post it three times, we put you in timeout for five minutes. You come back and post it again three times, we spank you with a paddle then put you in timeout for a half an hour while you wear a dunce cap. That's it. That's it. People get all mad and then they go online and they're like "Tim changed his chat to subscribers only". Always been subscribers only. Always been to keep the riff-raff at bay who don't appreciate my serious political commentary and leadership. In fact we once had members-only chat for a while and people were like, "no, we want to chat." So I very generously changed it to subscribers-only. All right. I did that because I'm a merciful deity, and that's one of the reasons Jeremy worships me so much. You ought to be more like him and fucking respect the beanie in this dojo and don't post fucking oranges. No I don't know what they're for and I'll invite any empty headed whore on my platform that I please. You will never question it and you'll even thank me for it. So shove those god damn oranges up your ass.

 

[justakiwi69]

Unfortunately, daluean doesn’t have the spark to roast like he used to. He could have cooked up one of the finest ham roasts back in the day but now he can’t even muster a single “GAH DUU!”

It’s honestly sad to see, you never know that you’re in the glory days until they leave you.

yeah such a shame, and I think part of it is him trying to stay on twitch

 

[Messiah Mike]

yeah such a shame, and I think part of it is him trying to stay on twitch

Which is retarded because kick is way bigger now and has better content anyways

Ltg could talk as much shit as he wanted there but I guess he’s to old to catch on that twitch is a sinking ship

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

so I remebered it, but i didn't clip it 3 months ago, in one of the raid streams he said that he had to delete the previous one because it was so awful that RAID contacted him, i tried to fin it but failed,
Now I'll check out that archive

Here is the last stream before the date you listed on CornBreadMan. I watched the first minute and he's blackout drunk and he plays Raid at the end so possibly this stream. Yeah just caught towards the end he says he's not even going to charge Raid for this stream. This is the one.

https://odysee.com/@cornbreadman:f/TheQuartering_LSA_08_27_2022:b

Wait a second OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS
At the very end of this stream he's so drunk he starts dry heaving and clearly vomits in his mouth a little and has to swallow it.

I'm on a late lunch break and have to go handle some business but someone clip that it's the last minute of the stream. I guarantee he logged off and immediately honked.

 

[Squibbles MacKenzie]

Until Jer gives an actual tour of his supposed coffee factory hes not beating the allegations. If hes worried about doxing his totally real employees and roast master than make a Vlog after hours at the location.

You wouldent know my coffee roasters they go to a different coffee factory.

Only thing that gives Jer pleasure is flexxing of his wealth on the Internet. So if he was running successful legit coffee operation. He would be making atleast one video from his factory every month to show how successful capitalist pigu he is.
Even years ago when we had far less info about CBC. fact that he never show his factory has been most damning piece of evidence agsinst Jer.

Guys, he already did this.



Multiple times.



No, you can't see it. Stop asking.



As you can see, he has already provided proof that you're not going to be allowed to see with your own eyes.

Just take him at his word, and remember, Charlie Kirk smiles down on Coffee Brand Coffee's very real factory.

 

[RotPockets]

This fat nigger Jermallysa Hamcunte desperately wants to be able to sue the Internet for “stochastic terrorism”, simply for factchecking something he promotes in 100% of his content.

Negative Amazon Reviews = Review-bombing
Reporting Content Theft = Targeted Harassment Campaign
Criticize Deplatforming = Attempted Life Ruination
Negative Twitter Replies = Doxxing & Cyberbullying
Emailing Vendors = Attacking and Harassing his Employees
Cuck Jokes = Misogynistic Rape Threats against his wife
Jewish Bull Wrangled = Antisemitic Hate Crime
FDA Inquiry = Swatting
Anti-GoonerGate = Toxic Incel Chuds
Any Criticism = Cancel Campaign

Does anyone else remember that video Mel deleted where she was calling everyone incels for calling out the Quartering for deplatforming clip channels? Jeremy also made one ironically calling anything an incel, aside from his reflection while digging a vestigial prick out from under a cellulite meat apron.

 

[Truly Rural]

I must say I am impressed with Jeremy. After listening to his entire vlog on KC one thing stuck out for me more than others. It's the number of times he said "that's how everyone does business", emphasizing over and over again that his business model is in no way different than any number of people's model, and therefore it's nothingburger.

This dude was repeating over and over again for fucking years that his model is IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM same or similar to other models, that his model is UNIQUE, and DARED people to find someone who does it in his very special way. He advertised his coffee as specifically unlike any other as far as product placement goes, but on that vlog his excuse was "I just do what everyone else does, there is absolutely NOTHING SPECIAL about the way I do it" smirk/shart/etc.

His brush off method is to literally repeat dozens of times that everything he claimed for years is a lie therefore alogs are idiots for noticing he lied.

 

[Lake_Cresva_Sailor]

Brittany Venti's ex firing shots at Jer in his latest video at around 20:50

0:11

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

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Fuck I remember bursting out in laughter hearing this song in my home economics class. Yeah we had to watch Super size me back in the day

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

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Burner account says "Banning chat Tim, really? Next thing you'll tell us that you don't know what the oranges are for." It has always been the rule in Timcast chat that if you post the same thing three times in a row, you get a timeout. You guys don't get special rules because you want to post your little oranges or whatever. You post it three times, we put you in timeout for five minutes. You come back and post it again three times, we spank you with a paddle then put you in timeout for a half an hour while you wear a dunce cap. That's it. That's it. People get all mad and then they go online and they're like "Tim changed his chat to subscribers only". Always been subscribers only. Always been to keep the riff-raff at bay who don't appreciate my serious political commentary and leadership. In fact we once had members-only chat for a while and people were like, "no, we want to chat." So I very generously changed it to subscribers-only. All right. I did that because I'm a merciful deity, and that's one of the reasons Jeremy worships me so much. You ought to be more like him and fucking respect the beanie in this dojo and don't post fucking oranges. No I don't know what they're for and I'll invite any empty headed whore on my platform that I please. You will never question it and you'll even thank me for it. So shove those god damn oranges up your ass.

Are his teeth really that fucked?

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Jer said he went door knocking for Trump in 2026 and that it was nerve-racking.

In reality he went door knocking for Brad Schimel in 2025 (Wisconsin Supreme Court election) and his fellow door knocker seems to have had a fabulous time:

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Imagine this sweating lump of lard showing up at your door. No wonder Schimel lost.

Imagine the other 2 homies mean mugging your ass while they plan on piping Heather with the natural obligations

 

[asr]

You should test for the oil composition with gc,( esieast accurate method i can think of)expensive as fuck.
Which should be consistent and accurate as a measurement method
How you taestto determine if beans are of the same origin is by a genetic marker or isotop presence test, which I suppose is also expensive as fuck.
Edit
The message I'm trying to send is don't try it is a massive waste of money, and if you jave the wrong match you are in the bin for a ton of money and effort.

easiest and cheapest way, that fun fact roasters do when dialing in roasts would be to blind triangle test with multiple people. Use a similar "blueberry" flavored coffee for a third, then you grind all 3 of them exactly the same and then have multiple people cup them, but they don't know which is which so as to not bias them (hence blind). My only concern would be that the test might be invalidated since beans that're flavored leave residue on the grinder burrs when ground and are a pain to remove and that might ruin any test unless 3 separate grinders (of the same burr set and carrier) are used.

 

[Messiah Mike]

easiest and cheapest way, that fun fact roasters do when dialing in roasts would be to blind triangle test with multiple people. Use a similar "blueberry" flavored coffee for a third, then you grind all 3 of them exactly the same and then have multiple people cup them, but they don't know which is which so as to not bias them (hence blind). My only concern would be that the test might be invalidated since beans that're flavored leave residue on the grinder burrs when ground and are a pain to remove and that might ruin any test unless 3 separate grinders (of the same burr set and carrier) are used.

We're at the point where dedicated A-loggers are doing scientific experiments to determine the purity and quality of CBC. I'm imagining this is like that meth quality test from breaking bad where they inject the meth into a tester to determine its purity except in this case we are rooting for as many impurities and defects as possible so we can rake jer over the coals some more

Im here for it honestly

 

[Rape Fruit]

A 30 minute seethe session that boils down to him admitting to some of the shit he's been lying about for years pertaining to the coffee company, a hearty dose of word salad to rationalize his lying, bragging that he's owning the haters with this, and that the haters don't have any power over his life. Hence, the 30 minute video.

Also, it doesn't bother him at all. Not even a little bit. It bothers him so little that he'll fucking sue you if you keep bringing up his lies.

He presumably watched this back before uploading, and thought this was quality work coming from a sober, sound mind.

Finally, according to the YouTube transcript, because there's no way I'm skimming through that again to count, 9 rounds of [Snort].

Please more of this, Jeremy. This is so much better than the Twitter meltdowns.

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Speaking of sober, sound minds, I'm really beginning to suspect that he's fallen into one hell of a perma-bender, even worse than usual. He's up all night on Twitter, again, just completely ignoring any semblance of a streaming schedule, and has absolutely no ability to restrain himself from engaging with people trolling and baiting him so obviously.

Like, I'm starting to think that when he posts this the next day, he honestly doesn't even remember that he was watching this live and seething in the chat.

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There's also this. Which, again, professional YouTuber, here.

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"This is bad finished"

5 hours later, it's still there, with the same title.

Bad finished, indeed.

Imagine being this public figure and not only did you absolutely ruin your life, but you did it so hard that anyone even remotely associated with you can't show their face without being humiliated and made fun of by thousands of people. No wonder he's boozing and drugging so hard he can't form proper sentences; he used to cope it would all go away in a week and here we are months later and there's no possible way he can hide the shame and humiliation from his friends, it's spilling out everywhere.

Tim Pool is the guy he modeled his whole career after and who he basically sees as a God who he has been trying to get in tight with for over a decade and now he has to watch Tim have a full-on whiny crash out because the stink of Hambly's shame has permeated so far and wide. His ego must be in absolute tatters right now

 

[Moist Boys]

So you saw the show with Gummy Mayr.

 

[Darkrider]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KdMmou9oGc8ITS HERE

Spoiler: archive

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This is the vibe I got from this video.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

Has anyone taken one for the team and exclaimed "I recognize that clapping!" yet?

its too nondescript, you'd need a voice, anything, and someone would recognize the ho.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

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Imagine the other 2 homies mean mugging your ass while they plan on piping Heather with the natural obligations

Scott Pressler wouldn't be interested in Heather's front hole, but I think he'd make an exception for the back hole. Jer should be safe knowing even a "fabulous" gay man like Scott wouldn't be interested in his fat shit smeared ass

 

[HackerX]

I must say I am impressed with Jeremy. After listening to his entire vlog on KC one thing stuck out for me more than others. It's the number of times he said "that's how everyone does business", emphasizing over and over again that his business model is in no way different than any number of people's model, and therefore it's nothingburger.

This dude was repeating over and over again for fucking years that his model is IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM same or similar to other models, that his model is UNIQUE, and DARED people to find someone who does it in his very special way. He advertised his coffee as specifically unlike any other as far as product placement goes, but on that vlog his excuse was "I just do what everyone else does, there is absolutely NOTHING SPECIAL about the way I do it" smirk/shart/etc.

His brush off method is to literally repeat dozens of times that everything he claimed for years is a lie therefore alogs are idiots for noticing he lied.

What? Is "dialing in the flavor" not good enough for you to believe him????

Jeremy explaining CBC is great because his language, terminology, phrasing doesn't sound anything like you'd expect from someone running a coffee operation, much less a success coffee operation. What it does sound like is someone who desperately wants to larp as a coffee magnate, when in reality they're just a dropshipper/white labeler. Seriously. He fucks up the terminology every time he ventures into Business or Coffee 101 while also never venturing deeper either.

Plus, who the hell is really gonna believe Jeremy knows jack shit about coffee at all when he's never been seen drinking coffee? Like Jesus dude. He'll shill that shit for 30 minutes straight, but can't be bothered to even larp drinking it. While also not expecting anyone to notice? I'd say I have no idea why he does fhat, but this is Jeremy Hambly we're talking about. Either he's too lazy to dump his energy drink in a CBC branded tumbler, or the carbonation grimace ain't quite the same if it's not from a can.