Debate WelperHelper99 about his sex life, women, and marriage

WelperHelper more like BetaTester, this guy is a fucking idiot. Don't worry because I, a mentally disabled person on the Internet, will give you tips & tricks on your lovequest.

  • Good first dates for women include coffee, the movies, walking down the beach, harassing government workers, 3D printing firearms, finding the Ark of the Covenant.
  • If she ever talks about being unsexually satisfied in the bedroom, pick up the nearest small kitten and bite its head off to show her how good you are at pussy eating.
  • If she talks about how she wants her man to be "caring but in a masculine way", find a known dog/puppy abuser in your town and beat him to death before her (this signals a deep sense of care for the vulnerable as well as desire for justice)
  • Before engaging in sexual congress, put on a stoic and aloof persona to make her believe you will be the Alpha Chad who plows her down. Immediately start moaning and gasping like Namek Saga Vegeta the nanosecond she places a finger on your cock (women love unpredictability).
  • This list already assumes you can incline bench 3pl8s and if you can't you should probably kill yourself.
  • Use your tricknology magic (if you do not have an innate knowledge of this, please seek out tutoring from the nearest white boy) to incite a black man into murderous rage towards you before pulling at the strings of his soul and forcing him to flee in terror (this signals to the huzz that you can protect)
  • This list already assumes you make 150k+/yr and if you don't you should probably kill yourself.
  • Be yourself.
Why don't we turn turn the Mormon cum dumpster out and have him turn tricks?
 
What's with the uptick in male Kiwis gratuitously oversharing about their (lack of) sex lives on the Farms?

I know it's turning out to be a slow year but there has to be better ways to occupy our time.
 
What's with the uptick in male Kiwis gratuitously oversharing about their (lack of) sex lives on the Farms?

I know it's turning out to be a slow year but there has to be better ways to occupy our time.
Either don’t share or simply lie about your personal life lol. Say you’re a rich Chad. How can anyone disprove that?
 
>Look in thread
>Goyim are now insulting each other by calling each other goyim

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I have an easier time understanding the Amish, as opposed to Mormons.
Mormons make sense if you just treat them as the white version of the "black hebrew isrealites". Both have the "we wuz jews" thing going on but the Mormons also have the harem thing going for them so I could see the appeal if you're one of the men who gets to hoard the women but that's obviously not the case for Welper given he can't even get one woman.
 
Sex really isn't important. It's just a bodily function and it's over hyped. Jews want you to think it's more important than it actually is. What really matters is your reaction scores.
 
What's with the uptick in male Kiwis gratuitously oversharing about their (lack of) sex lives on the Farms?

I know it's turning out to be a slow year but there has to be better ways to occupy our time.
sad lonely faggot.webp
This isn't necessarily a new phenomenon but maybe it is a new presentation of attention seeking behavior.
 
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This isn't necessarily a new phenomenon but maybe it is a new presentation of attention seeking behavior.
There was a really good thread about this very topic with some amazing posts by never scored. A lot of new kiwis like to trauma dump here for some reason. Think its just something inherent to gen z.
Well it took a while to get here, but x is the current right wing culture site. Doesnt really refute what I said.
 
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