WelperHelper more like BetaTester, this guy is a fucking idiot. Don't worry because I, a mentally disabled person on the Internet, will give you tips & tricks on your lovequest.
- Good first dates for women include coffee, the movies, walking down the beach, harassing government workers, 3D printing firearms, finding the Ark of the Covenant.
- If she ever talks about being unsexually satisfied in the bedroom, pick up the nearest small kitten and bite its head off to show her how good you are at pussy eating.
- If she talks about how she wants her man to be "caring but in a masculine way", find a known dog/puppy abuser in your town and beat him to death before her (this signals a deep sense of care for the vulnerable as well as desire for justice)
- Before engaging in sexual congress, put on a stoic and aloof persona to make her believe you will be the Alpha Chad who plows her down. Immediately start moaning and gasping like Namek Saga Vegeta the nanosecond she places a finger on your cock (women love unpredictability).
- This list already assumes you can incline bench 3pl8s and if you can't you should probably kill yourself.
- Use your tricknology magic (if you do not have an innate knowledge of this, please seek out tutoring from the nearest white boy) to incite a black man into murderous rage towards you before pulling at the strings of his soul and forcing him to flee in terror (this signals to the huzz that you can protect)
- This list already assumes you make 150k+/yr and if you don't you should probably kill yourself.
- Be yourself.