🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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This really is hell for Jeremy. After getting away with lying and scamming his way across the internet for almost a decade he now lies on a Sunday afternoon and before dinner time on Monday we have an official company statement, weather report, multiple photographic forensic analysis, and timestamped online poker event receipts proving he was lying. Poor Heather, no longer will the wench drink delicious man mead from ye olde gloryhole behind the portalets at the Bristol Ren Faire. Cursed with the surname Hambly.

On a serious note though imagine you find out your husband was banned from your 2nd favorite seasonal festival (besides air show) for drunkenly sexually harassing children and mothers on camera then telling everyone he wishes he was single and living in a two bedroom apartment alone and now you can't even dress up in your period scallywag harlot costume and suck cocks behind the dumpster at Ren Faire any more.
Now we need independent verification that Jer hasn't attended a bowling bulling league since Covid.
 
Jeremy is like Pinocchio but if every time he lied he aged like 1.5% more
It's worse. His sins affect himself and others. His eye bags droop another tenth of a millimeter, melonless need another coat of paint per day and his wife gets more flat.
Seller just drinks adrenochrome straight from the pump so he's staving it off as best as he can. That caananite genetics and all.
 
guys i found that Jer used to own this website,
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I'm not sure how yet since I haven't done much research on it, but this has to be a cashgrab grfit in a way or an other.
 
It's weird ... so weird... SNIFF... those people who say I've lost everything... SNIFF when here I am in my own bathroom stall... I spoke to the manager and SNIFF it turns out he's a big fan so he just gave me his McDonald's franchise SNIFF...

WEIRD, WEIRD HE TALKS LIKE A RETARDED ZOOMER
HE'S SUCKING ON TIDE PODS INSTEAD OF ZINS
HE'S STILL FAKING IT TIL HE MAKES IT DESPITE BEING IN HIS FORTIES

No no, that's the best fucking part.

He's faking it AFTER HE FUCKING BLEW IT, AHAHAHAHA

He had so much money he should be in cabo getting fanned by island girls, he should be so set for fucking life. Brie Larson gave this guy a winning lotto ticket and he fumbled it trying to simp on HCB, Sydney Watson, and Mel Mel

AHAHAHAHA! OOPSY POOPSY!
 
guys i found that Jer used to own this website,
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I'm not sure how yet since I haven't done much research on it, but this has to be a cashgrab grfit in a way or an other.
I remember these things, my grandad had a couple of them in his basement from when my dad was a kid. Makes sense that a boomerbrained manchild would be into what were bing bing wahoos of yesteryear.
 
Jer called Nick crying and Nick tells on him instantly
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It tracks, I subscribe to the theory that rumble is forcing him to stream and post to fulfill his contract.
Jer recently said he "has to" move his vlog channel there. He probably got the call.

Imagine being a slave to the "Lose weight with this one cinnamon pill!" Website
 
guys i found that Jer used to own this website,
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I'm not sure how yet since I haven't done much research on it, but this has to be a cashgrab grfit in a way or an other.

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This Tudor company seems to have a history. What is Jeremy's possible association with this company to have owned their electric football page?
 

This Tudor company seems to have a history. What is Jeremy's possible association with this company to have owned their electric football page?
it is a "fansite" and the grift was a way to learn about the children's game, and hwere to buy sets, but the actual purpouse was to spam people with ads and make a bag, cause even in the archived version you can see theme here and theere.
 
It tracks, I subscribe to the theory that rumble is forcing him to stream and post to fulfill his contract.
Jer recently said he "has to" move his vlog channel there. He probably got the call.

Imagine being a slave to the "Lose weight with this one cinnamon pill!" Website
God, imagine how much he's whining if that's true. Jeremy knows he's in a position where he desperately needs to find a new audience (not that his vlog shit would accomplish that), and he knows that ain't happening on Rumble. Except they're saying "Nuhuh bitch. Bring dat sweet ass right back here where it belongs." Talk about hilariously cruel l.
 
it is a "fansite" and the grift was a way to learn about the children's game, and hwere to buy sets, but the actual purpouse was to spam people with ads and make a bag, cause even in the archived version you can see theme here and theere.
It just hammers home that Jeremy only made his millions by being the most annoying shill out there. He doesn’t create, he doesn’t produce, he only forces himself into people’s eyes so he can make money off of them.

Fuck I hate these people so much. How hard is it to learn a skill that produces money after you produce a product that benefits society? That’ the benchmark for what makes you a benefit to humanity, being a producer, not a consumer.

Make money by creating things for people. Don't be a Jeremy. He doesn’t even make his own coffee, he has to rely on his brand to sell other people’s.
 
Today is tuesday, I hope that you all are excited for the Quartering vlogs drop today, because I am.
I am one of the biggest fans of that channel, and watch those videos as soon as they drop.
I am so thankful that Jer made a channel only for us, how nice of him.
 
No stalker child, keep watching past the initial lame flick kick, Tudor Electric Football isn't Subbuteo:


BRAHRARARARAARARAHOLYSHITBALLS that is so bad it's good!!!!! What the fuck? That's great!

Of course Jeremy was into it, it's on par with crane machines. We should be looking for his pinball machine early website too, going off this. Although restoring those is an honorable profession requiring legit skill and artistry, so maybe not.
 
God, imagine how much he's whining if that's true. Jeremy knows he's in a position where he desperately needs to find a new audience (not that his vlog shit would accomplish that), and he knows that ain't happening on Rumble. Except they're saying "Nuhuh bitch. Bring dat sweet ass right back here where it belongs." Talk about hilariously cruel l.
well he scammed them, and they know it, and they have a huge chunk of money they are holding over his head, they want to squeeze anything they can out of him before they give it to him.

realistically they could weezle out of giving him any of it at the last second by saying he broke contract in a myriad of ways and he'd be holding an empty bag.
 
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