🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Just to put this to bed once and for all.
I have definitive proof Jer's Ren Faire picture was not taken in 2026
After reviewing the Rob's Travel and Adventures Youtube page reviews of several past Bristol Ren Faire's compared to this year.

The key here is the fence. As most people should be familiar with when wood fences like this are installed they have a nice light brown color at first but age over several years to become a dark grey as moisture and sun age the wood.
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So here's Jer's picture.

Here's a picture from a different area of the Ren Faire in 2024 showing the aged look of older fence I am referring to.
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Here's a view of the jousting area from 2024 that would have been taken about 10 feet to the right of where Jer's picture was taken. You can see the green sign, angled white end of the center jousting divider, and the rack which holds backup jousting poles which also appear in his picture. Most importantly for our investigation though you can see the fence still has that newish fence color that it does from Jer's post.
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zoom in on fence
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Here's the same area as of last weekend from a similar angle. Notice the fence, which is now two years older than the 2024 video is now grey and aged. So with zero doubt Jer's picture was not take in 2026. If the fence doesn't fit he's full of shit. I rest my case.
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zoom in on fence
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Suck my dick Jer you are not slick and you are not allowed at the Bristol Ren Faire to enjoy their DELICIOUS MEAD!!!! Cope and seethe fatty.
"no you IDIOT! I was trolling you, and you BOUGHT IT! Stay triggered"

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The faire themselves confirmed it:
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He got the temperature wrong and the brown horse isn't even on that track this year.
LIAR LIAR
This really is hell for Jeremy. After getting away with lying and scamming his way across the internet for almost a decade he now lies on a Sunday afternoon and before dinner time on Monday we have an official company statement, weather report, multiple photographic forensic analysis, and timestamped online poker event receipts proving he was lying. Poor Heather, no longer will the wench drink delicious man mead from ye olde gloryhole behind the portalets at the Bristol Ren Faire. Cursed with the surname Hambly.

On a serious note though imagine you find out your husband was banned from your 2nd favorite seasonal festival (besides air show) for drunkenly sexually harassing children and mothers on camera then telling everyone he wishes he was single and living in a two bedroom apartment alone and now you can't even dress up in your period scallywag harlot costume and suck cocks behind the dumpster at Ren Faire any more.
 
On a serious note though imagine you find out your husband was banned
"Heather, let's not attend this year's renfaire, because OUCH, AAA, UFF. Muh knee hurts Heather, no other reason. Yes I didn't pick you up from the hospital after your surgery and made you disassemble heavy furniture but OUCHIE OUUUII I can't fit in their scooters. Feel bad for me please OUCHIEE"
 
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unralated but, I think this is gonna be a shitshow, and am gonna watch it.
I wonder if it Chrissie's intention at all to guest on a Jer-adjacent, while benefiting from airing while KC has the attention of her biggest a loss. On a show that's probably better moderated, at that.

Maybe this is a trial run on a more sheltered version of what Hambly might offer her in the future.

It's a shame we'll all be too busy tonight watching the KC tonight.... right?
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For a guy so determined to bullshit his way through life I must say he acts like he was born yesterday. His main objective is to "prove" that he went there, why didn't he pay a random local teenager a hundred bucks for a unique photo or something. I mean since this issue is SO IMPORTANT to him why is he treating it like it doesn't matter that it's easy to disprove it. This matters to him more than anyone else. You can't even call this muddying the waters, it's not even sand in our eyes, it leaves zero room for doubt.
 
We seem to have run the full cycle and arrived at acceptance on the Bristol Renaissance Faire story.

As with the AmericaFest™ debacle, we've come to 'owning the haters' by being in on the joke.

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Jeremy massively wins by trying multiple times to convince random internet people that he was at the Renaissance Faire, and when his pathetic attempts at fooling people fails, he was actually in on the joke the whole time. So really, everyone else is retarded for being forced to go to such miniscule lengths to prove that he's a liar. Another point for Jeremy, nerds.

Below is what he posted after nearly a week of trying to do damage control regarding his behavior at AmericaFest™.

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Someone needs to make him stop. If fucking lying about attending the Renaissance Fair wasn't sad enough on its own, doing this shit when we know he can barely contain the self-destructive, seething hatred Jeremy has for the alogs can only mean there's something legitimately wrong with how his brain functions. Just dude. I've never seen someone fucking being passive aggressive like this, and he needs to get that shit out of his system for my own sanity.
Why the fuck does he keep making those stupid fucking movements with his tongue underneath his lips and moving his jaw. It's like fucking Destiny all over. Does he have permanent dry mouth from the pills or something?


This clip is infuriating. What an absolute dishonest piece of shit he is, Chrissie wasn't fired for "having Melonie on her show" come the fuck, how does he expect to get away with such blatant lies.

I hope for a slow death of his career and I will be here enjoying every moment of it. Let the desperation set in.
Prescription stimulants and crippling anxiety, at the very least.

Personally, my favorite Hambly thing is when he takes a breath away from the mic. Notice I didn't say deep breath, because that dude does it all the God damn time. No, not when he's performing some heated argument at an article or some shit, but nearly every fucking breath.

While I'm sure that habit is born out of livestream etiquette, now it's solely due to a combination of his poor physical health, severe anxiety, and the hilarious fear of public speaking. Now how that fear triggers when you're (allegedly) a content creator who's not even physically speaking in front of anyone is beyond me, but it's obvious as all hell. It's like watching him do 'Chocolate Rain'.
This really is hell for Jeremy. After getting away with lying and scamming his way across the internet for almost a decade he now lies on a Sunday afternoon and before dinner time on Monday we have an official company statement, weather report, multiple photographic forensic analysis, and timestamped online poker event receipts proving he was lying. Poor Heather, no longer will the wench drink delicious man mead from ye olde gloryhole behind the portalets at the Bristol Ren Faire. Cursed with the surname Hambly.
My favorite bit is just how mad Jeremy over getting called out on lies he made so casually. Then proceed to throw a catty bitchfit, telling everyone how not mad he is while bragging about how everything is better than ever. It's effectively his "I'm broke, I'm rich" cycle from another angle, and makes you wonder just what exactly is pathologicaly wrong with him to always do this.
On a serious note though imagine you find out your husband was banned from your 2nd favorite seasonal festival (besides air show) for drunkenly sexually harassing children and mothers on camera then telling everyone he wishes he was single and living in a two bedroom apartment alone and now you can't even dress up in your period scallywag harlot costume and suck cocks behind the dumpster at Ren Faire any more.
I legitimately don't think he broke the news to her himself, and maybe still hasn't. Imagine how embarrassing it would be if you were explaining to the wife, "Honey, I we can't go to the renaissance fair that we love to go to because they banned me us over saw some creepy comments I we made." Or, more likely what occurred in the Hambly household. "They banned us because I'm under attack!"
Just to give you a little chuckle while the casino is out. May I remind you Jer lost access to the only xitter alt that matters: his super successful coffee company and his replies are open.
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There's something just silly about Jeremy losing access to the CBC Xitter account and this happening. How the hell do you lose access anyways? Getting on bed terms with the people who sold CBC to you? The Xanax killed off the neurons they remembered which email you used? Just how???
 
Why the fuck does he keep making those stupid fucking movements with his tongue underneath his lips and moving his jaw. It's like fucking Destiny all over. Does he have permanent dry mouth from the pills or something?


This clip is infuriating. What an absolute dishonest piece of shit he is, Chrissie wasn't fired for "having Melonie on her show" come the fuck, how does he expect to get away with such blatant lies.

I hope for a slow death of his career and I will be here enjoying every moment of it. Let the desperation set in.
hire her jeremy, own everyone by paying some used up unfunny hack 5000 dollars per show. THAT WILL TOTALLY OWN THOSE LOSERS AT FNT DO IT JEREMY HAMBLY YOU FAT RETARDED FAGGOT
 
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