🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

People are so confidently incorrect when it comes to things like disability, food stamps, welfare, etc.

No you don't just get it by being fat and applying. Whoever told you that is fucking retarded.

In other news, Cameo has changed up their HTML in an attempt to obfuscate the stats but it wasn't hard to figure out. Amber is currently fulfilling cameos at an average rate of about 1 every 2 days. $15 a day take home. <$250 per month.

I've always believed she had more in savings than she let on. I'm sure whatever she had is slowly dwindling.

 

[Insulin reid]

If shes not on food stamps her cameo money is most definitely all going to food. I wonder if her weird "back in the lcu discord" molment situation type deal is still on or that was shut down. In any case shes still gotta be barely just squeaking by because shes not living her lavished lifestyle she loved to blab about constantly. If her "savings" is what shes living on shes definitely got an extension for her taxes or not paid them this year to be able to live off of what shes got left. Maybe the last paychecks from keemstar are keeping her barely going.

I dont think shes doing porn on the side though, even if we didnt see any leaks from any feeder websites shes too much of a weird prude to just do porn like the women shes shit on for it. Shes really adamant about being better than women like that, I dont think she can hold the same venom for sex workers and become one. I dont think her pride would let her. If she was doing mental gymnastics and selling lewds not nudes she would have a more "im pretty im better than yall" attitude and we just dont see that. Shes trying her day one cycle nonsense that worked so many years before and shes not being very "hot girl" about it.

Shes definitely not getting disability though cause that takes doctors appointments so that's not happening.

 

[Wonky Eye]

What's more likely ?
1) Amber doesn't do feeder porn because that's what Colleen did and she doesn't want to be another Colleen because of the potential backlash regarding the whole feeder shit
2) Emily used good arguments ("you have no marketable skill babe, there's no shame in sex work anyway") and we just haven't found her porn yet

 

[FigSoda]

Combing through the Amberverse thread and found this gem.

>her face is so fat, her eyes and mouth just look like two dots and a line.

>the camera shakes as she walks by

>the absolute shade both of them are silently throwing.

 

[pippeyyy]

I wonder what kind of money Amber is making now compared to her youtube days.. Are TikTok and the occasional Cameo her only source of income? Is she actually still even doing Cameo? Since her youtube channel got nuked, I haven't been following her that much. I couldn't stand that staged LCU BS, so after about two views I gave up and hadn't really seen what she had been up to until recently. I occasionally watch her TikToks, but not regularly. From what I've seen, she was getting pretty high view counts up to about a month ago, with some videos in the millions of views, but her viewership seems to have dropped off drastically recently and she appears to be getting around the same amount of views in the last few weeks that she had during the last year or two she was on youtube-around 30 to 50 K. I have heard tiktok pays a lot less per view than youtube and to make a decent living with tiktok, you've got get views numbers in the millions or at least the high six figures, which like I said she had for a while, but they have fallen off a lot. I think even in her later, lower view years on youtube, she might not have been making a six figure income, but believe she was able to make the rent, pay the utilities and order door dash whenever she wanted to. But I'm curious about how much she's taking in now... Anyone have any idea?

A TikToker with an audience of millions, produced multiple videos that hit the requirements for monetization and her monthly payout was $26.76. Since it was bought out the content creator program has gone to shit.

She's doing something else for money and it's not food stamps or disability or whatever else people have fantasies about getting that sweet government money.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Another factor is that Amber is technically self employed. She’d have an easier time getting on the dole if she hadn’t been making bank on YouTube for over a decade. There are a lot more hoops for her to go through to get any benefits than other employees or disabled people. She can't even get unemployment unless Keemstar didn't consider her freelance.

Just more stuff that she had been warned about by her followers for years.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

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Combing through the Amberverse thread and found this gem.

>her face is so fat, her eyes and mouth just look like two dots and a line.

>the camera shakes as she walks by

>the absolute shade both of them are silently throwing.

This looks like a horror film.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

When you chose McDonald’s over freedom

 

[anliteralidiot]

I wonder if her weird "back in the lcu discord" molment situation type deal is still on or that was shut down.

I've heard it was shut down, and she's not in there anymore.

 

[dead stiff]

Straight from the cow’s mouth herself

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I knew about the former and latter but the hypothyroidism is news to me.

She could have it or could just be another fattie excuse but I’m sure of two things:

She has more diseases/symptoms of disease (definitely pre-diabetic at the minimum) then she is letting on and that what ever illnesses she may have, stuffing a weeks worth of sodium down your gullet everyday isn’t going to help.

Christ, I'm chipping in a lot here, because I find metabolism and human bodies interesting, but.

Menopause and hormonal changes obviously impact thyroid function, which is pretty common knowledge. As well, hypothyroidism can stem from excess fat in the body, which could easily be the case with anyone near her weight. I think doctors would have caught any true issues with her thyroid when she was but a budding orca when she started vlogging. As a child she had a ridiculously high BMI, it's almost impossible a medical professional didn't question if that were the case.

To be honest, when you get to her size, your whole body is essentially fucked up, but not necessarily in predictable or outwardly ovvious ways at first. Sure, she's huge, but she doesn't seem to have issues breathing while sitting. Then one day, that'll suddenly change. Same with diabetes, blood pressure, wound healing. I don't know why she thinks putting a medical diagnosis on her metabolism being shot after eating herself into being disabled will suddenly make it less her fault.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I've always believed she had more in savings than she let on. I'm sure whatever she had is slowly dwindling.

I am going to say that Emily, Mama Lynn, and some secret online content is covering a lot of the holes but she is still dipping into her savings. It would really be fun to dive into her finances over the past 10 years. I doubt it could be put together but looking at bank statements and credit card statements since like Jan 1st, 2016 would reveal something just as funny as finding out all the food she eats off camera during her "What I ate in a day" series

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

A part of me wonders if Amber was some house smart enough to invest any of the money.

That part of me is naive, gullible, easily deceived, and currently stoned but it does it exist to reinforce my beliefs that there is no god.

Because, in theory, had lard lass invested even 5% of her earnings into an index fund or various stocks then I could see her savings being somewhat substantial.

It’s a just a theory and not a good one (no evidence and doubt Amber would keep her mouth shut if she was successful in the stock market) but there is a part of me that always thinks that when I hear about or imagine a cow investing their money into the stock market, their plot armor somehow saves them and makes them small profit.

My favorite was Daniel Larson tho I dunno if he ever actually bought any stock but for we know, there is an account out there on, under his name, that hasn’t been access to years is currently in the green.

 

[Traffic Jammies]

Amber went live a couple hours ago on youtube. haven't watched it yet, only was on for about 20 minutes. I'm guessing this is for a remonetization effort coming up soon

Spoiler: i’m back… again. 07/13/26

21:00

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber went live a couple hours ago on youtube. haven't watched it yet, only was on for about 20 minutes. I'm guessing this is for a remonetization effort coming up soon

Spoiler: i’m back… again. 07/13/26

i’m back… again. [JkvqUr6Nadw].webm

Ambie this ain't it gorl, Chantal is out there on Wobbles trying to get into high security government buildings, chugging gravy, deep throating beavertails, and being lovescammed by a shrimp dicked refugee. You need to step your game up.

 

[monet]

Amber went live a couple hours ago on youtube. haven't watched it yet, only was on for about 20 minutes. I'm guessing this is for a remonetization effort coming up soon

Spoiler: i’m back… again. 07/13/26

i’m back… again. [JkvqUr6Nadw].webm

The way she talks like a drag queen who’s actively performing and tries to pass it off as her “true self” is even more grating than the faux southern twang situation type deal she had going on

 

[Barn Cat]

Her necklace here looks like it says 'beef', which is just as on point as '1990'.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Since Amber is boring as shit and is just stuffing her maw on camera, I present you with a few fun pics from Reddit:

Spoiler: Funhouse mirror

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

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That cholker is leeedurlee dangleen by a thread babygorl.

Since Amber is boring as shit and is just stuffing her maw on camera, I present you with a few fun pics from Reddit:

Even though I hate Reddit I have to admit that pages for cows are great repos of funny shit like this.

Bonus of Emo Twonk and Justin Feeder's sidepiece.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

To add to the Reddit posts:




Look at that neck. That’s full blown diabetes right there.

 

[Insulin reid]

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Her necklace here looks like it says 'beef', which is just as on point as '1990'.

Choked on my lunch and laughed so hard I got a rib side cramp pain.

To add to the Reddit posts:


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Look at that neck. That’s full blown diabetes right there.

I really thought it was her not washing because its weirdly different colors. Looks super dark and uneven like shes tried to wash it but cant get very far. I hope its diabetes that would be funny.