💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

On Lindsey Graham: Rest in piss, won't be missed.
On Mitch McConnell: See the former in a few months.

Stand up has always been an outlet for pushing the envalope.

The idea of Rogan's club was to make a safe space for edgy comedy. The problem is, thats gay as fuck. If theres no risk to telling a fucked up joke, its effectively toothless.

The good news is, smarter comedians and joke writers are filling the void elsewhere.
I'm reminded of the post about the conservative community that did an "offensive joke night", but almost beat the fuck out of the poster, who told a joke about dead soldiers.

Those sort of safe-edgy comedians are like this:
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Heh, I LOVE edgy jokes!
NO NOT LIKE THAT, WHERE'S THE RACISM?!?!
YOU CAN'T OFFEND PEOPLE WITHOUT THE HECCIN NIGGER WORD!
 
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Someday Im going to have to sit down and write a lolcow thread for Dana, the tomato headed fuck.

Hes the Don King of the tribal tattoo/tapout shirt generation, except he has the mob and the fucking president on his side.
Dana White has a special spot on my list for his Zuffa boxing shit. Fucking fat ass Taebo instructor made Daggys cool and is doing his best to destroy what Mayweather hasn't in the sport.
 
The good news is, smarter comedians and joke writers are filling the void elsewhere.



He's like Dice Clay in my opinion. Rogan and his ball washers have killed standup for the next 20 years.

He sounds like a total mongoloid talking about rapefugees and pronouns. Simpletons buy into his contrived everman persona, he likes to hunt and eat meat. :jaceknife:
 
Dana White has a special spot on my list for his Zuffa boxing shit. Fucking fat ass Taebo instructor made Daggys cool and is doing his best to destroy what Mayweather hasn't in the sport.
The Fertittas are responsible for keeping the UFC out of Vegas, NY, and other major markets with their culinary union (mob) ties. They drove the price of the UFC into the dirt before buying it, and creating the empire it is today on the broken backs of their athletes.

So yeah, fuck the lot of them.
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He's like Dice Clay in my opinion. Rogan and his ball washers have killed standup for the next 20 years.

He sounds like a total mongoloid talking about rapefugees and pronouns. Simpletons buy into his contrived everman persona, he likes to hunt and eat meat. :jaceknife:
Stand up isnt dead, its just over saturated. Theres tons of good comics out there for all tastes, you just have to actively seek them out. Not too different from music in the streaming age.
 
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The first woman to represent SC in the Senate... is a DEI hire. (I know there's an historical precedent for this, but it's still dumb.)
President Trump, speaking in the third person, says he will give a speech Thursday.

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Not this shit again. :lossmanjack:

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Looking forward to another hour of Gollum ranting about the sneaky Hobbitses.

Australian-owned rag:

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...the Empire State’s share of the nation’s millionaires dipped from 12.7% to 8.7% between 2010 and 2022
 
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The funny thing about that "stolen election" is their refusal to accept the obvious.

Trump was so damn annoying and his first term was so shitty that people voted for Biden.

His entire term was just him owning and snarking on the libs and then he acts all surprise Pikachu that he lost.
 
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The funny thing about that "stolen election" is their refusal to accept the obvious.

Trump was so damn annoying and his first term was so shitty that people voted for Biden.
He was undone by covid. It's his own damn fault since he was courting anti-vaxxers in 2015.
 
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The funny thing about that "stolen election" is their refusal to accept the obvious.

Trump was so damn annoying and his first term was so shitty that people voted for Biden.

His entire term was just him owning and snarking on the libs and then he acts all surprise Pikachu that he lost.
MAGAloids have had over 5 years to produce evidence that the election was stolen. All they've produced is just the ramblings of a senile 80 year old pedophile with dementia. Even fatty's own lawyers admitted, under oath, that there is no evidence of voting fraud but since MAGAloids are low IQ, gullible simpletons without critical thinking skills, they blindly believe whatever a career conman tells them
 
Milei bros, you doing ok?:cringe:

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hE's bAd bUt thE OppOsItIOn Is wOrsE!



This is just like the wildly popular and successful Vietnam. Great messaging.:suffering:

Same lying orange hemorrhoid on the trail: “Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, I will have the disastrous war between Russia and Ukraine settled.” It’s been 540 days.


"They were going to have a nuclear weapon within two weeks had I not hit them with the nuclear!"
I don't care about Israel too much. 🤔 Seems to me Thiel is paying random internet freaks to visit Israel and boost their clout. I guess being honeypotted is the cool thing to do in 2026.

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You got conned by Jacob Wohl? This is all on you.

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