💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Nobody’s gonna wipe your ass Andy and yes the police had your caregivers plant listening devices so they could keep a closer eye on you.
"They're all in on it mister dec Ditch! Every last one!" Even Teddy has been compromised, quick throw him in a wood chipper before he reports back to the police you fake.

Frankly though, me personally I think he doesn't let the mask slip ever even if he's alone. Maybe in his own head but the autism is his strange fixation so I feel like the schizoaffective disorder would make that difficult, and he's never not thinking about how he can portray autism. Even if he's retarded, the best way to play a persona is to probably be doing it 24/7. Also said schizo probably means he may think indeed he's being monitored at all times and can't let it slip completely. Sure he only ever stims for the camera or Tom or anyone else, or forgets to do baby voice when he's mad, but there's always some kinda faking.
 
I am late as fuck to the video, But holy shit that smile makes me livid. Now if we could just see the outside officer's perspective of loading his fat ass onto...a flatbed I presume?
 
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You still aren't 7 anymore, Andy.

He posted more like this but it's all the same old AI saying what Andy told it to say.
 
Theres the part where he asked about the wheelchair that was interesting, wheelchair andy arc coming to a tonawanda near you. Andy being fat, lazy and useless isnt a reason to be in a wheelchair.
Ever wonder what Mobility Mary would be like if she also faked autism? It'd be like that. The entitlement would be astronomical. The "wunning away" would be even funnier.
 
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Ever wonder what Mobility Mary would be like if she also faked autism? It'd be like that. The entitlement would be astronomical. The "wunning away" would be even funnier.
I never knew of mobility mary but you are completely correct except more whaling banshee and sudden ability to walk. Andy wouldn't handle having to use a mobility device it would hinder his tantrums and find him in jail rather quickly
 
This thread going Inactive because he left the Internet is frankly not a satisfying ending. I don't think he will this is all fake bluffing to try and "trick the trolls" but it would mean he's still being a menace just we can't see it. Incarceration or deceased is the better outcome.

And to be clear not that somebody would kill him, I don't think, just that he probably dies from eating shit or sitting in shit.
 
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