💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[It's Never Leprosy]

I wonder if Hemingway had had Twitter if he'd have spent all his time drunk Patposting people who shat all over his work. "No child, For Whom the Bell Tolls is not written with obvious political bias for the communists. This is how you died. Enjoy war." or some shit.

Like at some point a drunk is a drunk is a drunk. It's really telling all the bars he's photographed at - he is always, always alone. Not even his wife is with him.

All that's missing are the dozens of cats.

 

[Dropa5pack]

So rather than raise his daughter, he’s wanting to argue with young earth creationists on the internet?

 

[An automatic clown]

Signing away your daughter is a choice Pat. Children's lack of reading ability compared to 20 years ago is a result. A result of lowering standards to accommodate low IQ retards, teachers who don't care and absentee parents who take no interest or accountability in their kids education.

Happy to help fat ass


Lol wut. Is this supposed to be funny ?

 

[BigPeanut]

Any other imprisoned stalker terrorist animals want to party on bottom bunk tonight in cell block four and get diseased?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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So I assume he's just lying here ? I don't think the city website has updated regarding his TRHA license thing

Have these ever been sent to a group chat with Lynn, Niki and Anthony Cumia? This is how you were cropped out of the family Christmas card, child.

Pat and Niki were nigger rich with the Covid loans- they got new furniture, new appliances, exercise equipment they never used, pats faggy cafe racer and the annual vacation. It’s interesting how that pattern has changed even with the settlement. Pat last posted a hammer lol if my thread knowledge is up to date.

One thing I've always wondered, why the fuck does he "child" everyone. Does he want to fuck kids or something? Fucking bizarre and autistic as shit nigga

His greatest insecurity is adult incompetence. A child is naive and ignorant. Pat is too, and subconsciously he feels better when he can label someone else with the insecurities that plague him.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

It's funny how Indian Rick is in some ways, he's probably the most izzat-obsessed creature I've ever seen.

He's also a cool tough guy who loves guns. Check out this extremely heterosexual gun he wants:
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That is 100% the kind of gun a woman with an abusive husband would carry in her purse

 

[An automatic clown]

What the fuck does this even mean ?


Here he's claiming he met the "Aliens" meme guy and said "I hate you" to his face. Where would those two even be in the same room ? Another Tomlinson tall tale.

 

[Dropa5pack]

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What the fuck does this even mean ?

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Here he's claiming he met the "Aliens" meme guy and said "I hate you" to his face. Where would those two even be in the same room ? Another Tomlinson tall tale.

Again, Rick steals his opinions that whole strain of “pseudoarcheology is racist” is not original to him. He downloaded it from other liberals a decade ago, and it’s not even accurate. Making up off-the-wall theories to fill in knowledge gaps is routine. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Are moon landing conspiracy theories anti-white, or how about the theory that China discovered America in the 1400s before Columbus? Is that anti-Italian discrimination, or just doing what the human psyche does?

 

[FinnSven]

That is 100% the kind of gun a woman with an abusive husband would carry in her purse

Or a transvestite villain from a Bond film.

”The Ponce with the shiny gun”


”So, 007, I see that you have fallen for the criminal conspiracy of stalkers targeting my family”.

”Yesh, Fatrickson, my goodness. You really are more corpulent than your file suggests!”

”No! Spy-child, your mouth is going that thing again!

You will die soon, first you will be stunned between Frumpy Dykeface’s thighs, with her secret negroid emission knock out gas, then descended slowly into my patented pepperoni grinder, then eaten on top of pizzas through my over elaborate scheme to bankrupt dominos, thus my alcohol free line of cocktails will fill the market and I will make one million dollars from the city of Milwaukee!”

”You haven’t really thought this through Tomlinson.
You are a fat lazy alcoholic unfit man with an embarrassing gun.
I am a 20 year veteran of military and special forces training followed by service in an elite spy agency, I might smoke and drink like a fish, but I also have a decent pistol and can touch my toes without wheezing. The games up!”

*Patrick screams and curls up into a ball*

*Cut to Bond shagging Niki, just to really hammer the ownership home as credits roll*

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

General consensus is it's a deeply narcissistic injury left over from childhood. Momma Raven used to chastise him by calling him a child or acting like a child whenever he did something wrong. It bruised his ego so badly he now thinks it will have the same affect 30 years later against grown adults.

I don’t think it’s anything as complex as that. I believe he just stole it from Kai Winn on DS9 as he doesn’t have a single original idea in his (FAT) head.

 

[Dean Pentel]

So rather than raise his daughter, he’s wanting to argue with young earth creationists on the internet?

He's wanting to argue with his toilet and his dildo on the internet.

You're not arguing with anyone or anything because you died doing this.

That is 100% the kind of gun a woman with an abusive husband would carry in her purse

It's actually the kind of gun a retarded fat faggot with bitch tits would want. It'd be one thing if it was some other old niche firearm that's silly but cool enough thanks to its inventive design and/or obscurity, like a Dardick or a Gyrojet or something. But that would require knowledge unavailable to fat, childless drunks that somehow got nigger-rich off always making the dumbest decisions possible.

*Cut to Bond shagging Niki, just to really hammer the ownership home as credits roll*

Bond would only fuck Big Nick if she was face down, ass up, didn't say a word, and the blankets covered her head and most of her torso. And he's thinking about Moneypenny the whole time.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Also, nice self-admission to your internal misogyny, stupid fat faggot.


Fat.

 

[AltisticRight]

He can't even dance on ladybug's grave without sounding like the bigger faggot.

 

[YouTube Autist]

What point is he even making here? "Gen Z has problems that Gen Y didn't." "OKAY BUT IT'S NOT A BIOLOGICAL CHANGE" So what? The original post didn't say anything about that.

 

[Jizzrag]

Old, but seeing Patrick say “Pat post” is hillarious


Some other tweet from around the same time, late 2024

Spoiler

 

[A.P. Hill]

Atheist Rick here to own those Christian chuds with some hecking science !!

If Rick was born 500 years ago, he would have been smugly telling everyone in earshot "No, child, there is no evidence for the earth revolving around the sun" and bragging about his (fake) degree from the University of Bologna (he picked that because he's fat). Any understanding of "science" that he has comes from Reddit threads and pop culture.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Tons up his massively, morbidly obese weight that's much bigger than planet Earth that it can break his gay motorcycle and the core into smithereens like he did with his pet lizard. Fat.

Spoiler: Look it at your own risk.

Still is a fat nigger with bitch tits. Fat.

 

[BigPeanut]

It's funny how Indian Rick is in some ways, he's probably the most izzat-obsessed creature I've ever seen.

He's also a cool tough guy who loves guns. Check out this extremely heterosexual gun he wants:
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New Star Wars blaster for him to kill black homeless fascists with.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Any understanding of "science" that he has comes from Reddit threads and pop culture.

Wrong, child. He reads Wikipedia like a true scholar, because everyone knows you're not allowed to lie on Wikipedia.

Ymunkoke, atalker.

 

[An automatic clown]

"Comedy pays the bills" - Pat
"Khol's" - published author.


No Pat I'm pretty sure millions still want to come here, legally or otherwise you dumb rube.


"Joe Biden was mentally sound for all four years, child. The debate won't matter tomorrow"


Compassionate Pat.


But Pat just yesterday you had a self professed Nazi as a client. Is it only good to hate them when they're NOT giving you money for a scamming health insurance plan ? Please do explain, child.


Hair transplants are gender affirming care. Someone tell Anthony Cumia ! He has individually placed follicles. Or any of those influencers who go to Turkey to get hair transplants.


America's most compassionate party, everyone !


He seems to forget the "Summer of Love" where police let blm níggers and antifa trannies to burn down cities and towns with no consequences. He's very stupid.
Also, he did the Christ meme again.