Futbol thread.

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Also this game break the most watched live streamed event on youtube history with 21 million devices.

But Argentina plays later, so the record may be broken again.

Argentina only goes through if they remember that they need to actually defend the ball instead of relying on samba magic or whatever it is they do over there. 50/50 tossup with England tbh.

Argentina is even shakier than England, they relied on Messi magic too much. And Argentina doesn't have Angel di Maria this time.

 

[It's Little Alex Horne]

Unless Argentina have a shocking upset tonight, will we get a new war for the Falklands in the second semifinal?

 

[starborn427614]

Norway should be proud. Best showing for them in a world cup to date.

 

[I’m Ben Murphy]

So is this the first time a team from an Arab nation has reached the semifinals?

 

[It's Little Alex Horne]

So is this the first time a team from an Arab nation has reached the semifinals?

Don't be silly - France and Spain already qualified!

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Brittish wives breathe a sigh of relief... for now

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England is just so, so bad aside from Bellingham. Norway deserved to go through.

England will win the damn thing and you'll still have people saying it was luck and they played like shit. Haaland has been an unstoppable terminator this tournament and England blanked him.

 

[ChromaQuack]

So is this the first time a team from an Arab nation has reached the semifinals?

Morocco made it to semis last WC.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

Unless Argentina have a shocking upset tonight, will we get a new war for the Falklands in the second semifinal?

If so we need to rename var to punta arenas radar.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I would *LOVE* for Switzerland and their coke-dealer-looking-coach to knock out Argentina. I just can't imagine FIFA allows that to happen. Swiss have played annoying football but it's been effective.

 

[I’m Ben Murphy]

Don't be silly - France and Spain already qualified!

My mistake!

 

[TruffleSpark]

Unless Argentina have a shocking upset tonight, will we get a new war for the Falklands in the second semifinal?

England has also fought numerous wars against Spain and France. So if they get Argentina in the next round they will get three consecutive major historical war reenacments.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Honestly I really wasn't impressed with Argentina against Egypt. I think that was 100% more an Egypt choke than Argentina winning. Obviously it helps having a horseshoe up their ass and the best player in the sport, but other than that I really haven't been that impressed by them.

Watch them win back-to-back WCs now.

 

[MrJokerRager]

https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/156645833/englands-mvp

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[Bongbongclock]

Well, that was it. The referees seemed like that favoured England, but what do I know. Al least I won’t be forced to say up late anymore.

Continue to shit talk all the teams KF, it’s the best part of this collective hallucination we call the WC.

 

[Grey Man]

RAPE ENGLAND RAPE BRITS RAPE REFS RAPE

 

[Plastic Bag]

Sometimes the villain wins, this is football.

 

[Real Fakeman]

Well, that was it. The referees seemed like that favoured England, but what do I know. Al least I won’t be forced to say up late anymore.

Continue to shit talk all the teams KF, it’s the best part of this collective hallucination we call the WC.

It's time for us to get mad and post like Americans do:

Wow, this is so boring! How about you play some real sports like cross-country skiing, biathlon, or ski jumping? "Football" is for faggots!

 

[Plastic Bag]

Viking LARPers on suicide watch

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[A ghoul teaching his son]

Do Argentina get the refs on their side by default? Or can England bribe them (then again, if England's been trying to bribe their way to a championship, they've clearly been doing a shite job lmao)

I expect Argentina vs England to be an utterly boring match until both teams remember to play football in the last 15 minutes.

Argentina could only afford the last 15 minutes mate.

Argentina only goes through if they remember that they need to actually defend the ball instead of relying on samba magic or whatever it is they do over there. 50/50 tossup with England tbh.

Tango mate, come on, that one's easy.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

CAM ON INGERLAND! LETS BRING IT HOME!