💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Are we getting Andy opioid withdrawal story arc? He should stop being a pussy and just go to the gas station and buy himself some kratom, it's still legal in PA
He would never buy actual drugs because taking a bunch of pills makes him look like a sick patient but taking heroin or morphine makes him look like a junkie.

I give it until the end of the year for him to go out and catch a dirty perc and die on his first attempt. Tawm would probably throw a party.
 
He was fucked in the head from the start, but he got worse over time. He was in special education school for behavior issues (not autism!) as a kid, got in trouble with the law, was tested for a bunch of crap and was found to be stupid (IQ in the 80s), but not mentally retarded. There’s also other legitimate health issues he may’ve had with an undescended testicle, and legitimate mental health issues since he was apparently molested.

However, even when he was “functioning” like working at McDonald’s or running his blog he was engaging in his diaper fetish and generally being a dumb asshole. Whether the hit and run actually happened or not, it took years of abusing his family before he became what he is today. TBIs can change personalities and make people angrier and needier—I have a relative who was an asshole after having a stroke, as an example. But this developed over years and IMO probably didn’t come from brain damage. This is a grown man, stupid and considerably mentally ill, pretending to be helpless and developmentally disabled to get other people to engage in his fetishes and let him spend all day on the internet. It’s his own fault not his family, but you’d think years ago they would’ve realized that locking him in a padded cell for life or putting a 9mm through his skull were the only options.
I'll have to read more of the thread, but thank you and everyone else for the input.

I'm sorry about your relative who had a stroke. I've experienced that as well and it's tough.
 
I would be in jail currently for blowing off his fat, ugly head with my service weapon as soon as starts screaming and punching himself. Poster child for abortions
 
Are we getting Andy opioid withdrawal story arc? He should stop being a pussy and just go to the gas station and buy himself some kratom, it's still legal in PA
andy is most definitely not on opioids. if he had morphine in the past, it held no allure strong enough to keep getting it, and i highly doubt any pain clinic would set him up with a script, not with his behavior
 
There was a time after school during the pandemic I was desperate for money I thought about being a cop until I realized id be dealing with more Andy's then I would helping people
I don't think any person in human history has been more frustrating to deal with than Ditch. How no one has gone into a blind rage having to talk to him in his baby voice and murdered him on the spot is beyond me.
If I had a long day and had to hear Andy id have to break his nose. I dont think its a "tough guy" thing, just normal well adjusted human reaction to this whiny manchild
 
@The Un-Clit Hand to God I have learned more pharmacology on this site (wild fucking lettuce? Agonizing GABAb presynaptically? Can we force it across the BBB? Bloody hell...) then I did in four years of expensive grad school.

Thread tax: I don't think he's on opiates. We'd have periods of inactivity when he's using, and it would probably ameliorate some of the fetish activity. Opiates don't exactly increase sex drive. I'd invite @glioblastoma multiforme to opine further on the opiate thing but also who the fuck recommends the Amdy Ditch thread in polite company lol.
 
He wants people to report him.I have no doubt the Redditors have.

Those people are constitutionally incapable of simply sitting back and observing. They literally can't stop themselves from making themselves into characters in the stories of lolcows (or anyone they don't like, for that matter) but they still love to say that KF members "go too far" and "ruin lives."

Does the county jail wipe his ass for him (serious question)?

From what I understand, when Andy's caregivers are men, he can suddenly use the toilet and wipe his own ass. It's only when the people charged with his care are women that he suddenly can't care for himself. So I'm guessing that no, he's not getting COs and prison nurses to wipe him (especially since the local law enforcement communities who he is and know about his fetish.)
 
We'd have periods of inactivity when he's using, and it would probably ameliorate some of the fetish activity. Opiates don't exactly increase sex drive. I'd invite @glioblastoma multiforme to opine further on the opiate thing but also who the fuck recommends the Amdy Ditch thread in polite company lol.
I don't know who this person is, and don't care to find out based on the headline.....

But yes they do tend to dampen your sex life. If he is on opiates and is on top of it he should be able to function OK but that usually becomes impossible at some point. You'd see pinned half shut eyes and a change in demeanor if someone has just used as high-ish, but not enough to nod out, dose. If he's using a lot then yes you';d expect periods of inactivity, and if he has a physical addiction its pretty easy to spot if someone is sick. Watery eyes, sweating, restless legs, and most importantly for these purposes, unlikely to have the energy to do either fetish shit or post on the internet.

Scat enthusiast sounds like someone who wouldn't like not shitting for weeks on end to me. Unless its other peoples. What a train of thought for a Saturday afternoon.
 
Yes there's no reason to think Andy's on heavy doses of any opiates, last we heard of opiates he was taking was a small scrip for 25mg morphine in pills, which as I mentioned before is almost completely useless in pillform as 95% of it gets nuked upon first pass through the liver. If he's looking for pain medicine, it's not because of opiate withdrawl.

Besides, withdrawl would give him something he loves: massive watery shits as the GI motility reduction effects of opiates wear off and your guts go super-hard the other way because they are still trying to counter an effect that is no longer there. For a good couple of weeks, even when most other effects of withdrawl have gone, he would still be pissing out his asshole.
 
when Andy's caregivers are men, he can suddenly use the toilet and wipe his own ass
This is why it needs to be written into any care plan for Andy that *he does not get care from women*. He is (and this has been noted in more than one of his evaluations over the years) a fetishist who sexually abuses--and arguably sexually assaults--female caregivers. Kinda like child molesters can't move in next to the local elementary school.

If he really, honest-to-God, well and truly needs personal hands-on care to take care of these intimate needs, he'll be grateful to have a man do it. But we, on KF at least, know the truth.
 
This is why it needs to be written into any care plan for Andy that *he does not get care from women*.
Oh it definitely is. CNAs in general don't put up with this shit from my experience, prison/jail CNAs definitely don't. If you have the displeasure of taking care of creeps enough, which sadly happens a lot in healthcare to women, you clock pretty quickly who gets off on it. It's like a sixth sense for them. I'd give a million dollars to see their clinical notes on him because I guarantee they're calling him out (in clinical terms but still).

I hope while in jail they do a psychosexual evaluation. Those evaluations are *detailed* and designed to sniff out paraphilias.
 
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As you wish Andrew Ditch. You sexually and emotionally abuse young women for your fetish. You are a disgusting pervert. You use your fake illness, size and "uncontrolled outbursts" to demand women touch you inappropriately, and when you finally die, the sound of heaven rejoicing will reach you as you slide to the lowest level of hell. You're a religious man, right Andee?

Fuck you.
 
If Andy abused opiates, I think it would manifest as his family talking about it or him talking about doctor shopping. My casual impression is he's a low IQ sperg. Those types of people are prone to delusional behaviour, outbursts, and poor planning skills which result in not asking first "is this a stupid idea?"
 
Andy you're not a fucking zebra, autism isn't like a super rare illness; especially in this day and age where it seems like practically everyone and their fucking mother has autism, except for you of course because you do not have autism, Andy, and how dare you have the audacity to compare yourself to abused women when you yourself are an abusive man.

You're so fucking pathetic Andy, it's no wonder why you've never had a girlfriend; you are a disgusting piece of shit loser of a man. Go cry some more about being bullied fatty.

Nobody will wipe your ass, Andy.
Nobody wants to fuck you, Andy.
 
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