LGBTQiwis

[Fishnumm]

Old school Family Guy was great. The first three seasons. Family Guy these days, not so much. Seth Green was the best thing about it, and Adam West. Seth Green's Robot Chicken is way better in my opinion.

Seth MacFarlane should stick to singing. He's way better at that.

modern family guy sucks but its been running for 30 years. shoulda took the show out back years ago but oh well

seth doesn't really write family guy anymore he just does the voices. he still kinda has it in him ted and the orville are alright

 

[General Patton]

I'm fine with it, apart from the ridiculous names, my colleague called it brutish but i think it's just working man's food. Ours isn't really that different, it has that comfy blue collar feel to it

They need to appreciate the fineness of beans on toast.

modern family guy sucks but its been running for 30 years. shoulda took the show out back years ago but oh well

seth doesn't really write family guy anymore he just does the voices. he still kinda has it in him ted and the orville are alright

Simpsons was great once. Now it's not. Family Guy falls into this category.

Meanwhile, other great 90s shows were far better and should have gotten the success both those shows had. The Critic and Duckman.

I can give you a list of old 90s cartoons that were way better and way funnier than Family Guy. Usually they were shows that Comedy Central used to air in the 90s up to 2000.

Speaking of gay stuff and 90s, I feel like that was the last time we had un-pc gay jokes in movies and shows before people got stricter about it.

 

[Abernathy]

Look at the actors tbh hire for these gay films. They all look like twinks.

Maurice also had young hot men but they at least didn't look like 16 year old twinks.

I wish gay movies and studios were more willing to cast adult-looking men of healthy weight, maybe even with body hair and a slightly strongfat build. I don't share the pedophilic urges that most rapemoids have, so I can't enjoy "another jailbait twink molested by the director: the movie." Brokeback Mountain had the right idea.

 

[a-Lager]

I don't share the pedophilic urges that most rapemoids have

I agree but nigger have you cracked one Yaoi manga? They might as well be preteens and foids eat that shit up like Null at an all you can eat cheese carousel

 

[Abernathy]

I agree but nigger have you cracked one Yaoi manga? They might as well be preteens and foids eat that shit up like Null at an all you can eat cheese carousel

False equivalence. There are nowhere near as many women who read yaoi and werewolf novels as moids who watch porn. Porn is free and more easily available than the fabled female goon material.

 

[General Patton]

I wish gay movies and studios were more willing to cast adult-looking men of healthy weight, maybe even with body hair and a slightly strongfat build. I don't share the pedophilic urges that most rapemoids have, so I can't enjoy "another jailbait twink molested by the director: the movie." Brokeback Mountain had the right idea.

At least it's slightly less cringey than Hollywood casting actors in their 20s to play high school kids.

 

[souschef]

False equivalence. There are nowhere near as many women who read yaoi and werewolf novels as moids who watch porn. Porn is free and more easily available than the fabled female goon material.

BEAUTY PARLOR ALERT
FEMALE USER TELLING WHAT GAY MEN SHOULD LIKE ALERT

 

[ReeTardSavant]

Ok for all the RealHomoNiggas™: Have you ever looked up Barazoku? You can thank me later.

 

[Leather Gliscor]

Ok for all the RealHomoNiggas™: Have you ever looked up Barazoku? You can thank me later.

Bara proportions are fucking wild. Their torsos are built like cali-king mattresses and their extremities built like tree trunks. Also, bara tits with each pec twice the size of his head. that's expected for generic hentaislop, I guess. Theyre also always designed to have that barrel-chested "college bro" or "normal dad" look with the ball cap, shaved head, and five o'clock shadow. And for some reason they're always baseball players? Is that a gay jap thing? It's pretty darn opposite to the yaoi that fujopooners love so dearly, with those slenderman-like twink proportions and emo anime hair from two decades ago.

 

[souschef]

Also, bara tits with each pec twice the size of his head. that's expected for generic hentaislop, I guess

It looks like those very poorly made implants that low wage trannies use. But that's the thing with the japs, big = GUD

 

[ReeTardSavant]

Bara proportions are fucking wild. Their torsos are built like cali-king mattresses and their extremities built like tree trunks. Also, bara tits with each pec twice the size of his head. that's expected for generic hentaislop, I guess. Theyre also always designed to have that barrel-chested "college bro" or "normal dad" look with the ball cap, shaved head, and five o'clock shadow. And for some reason they're always baseball players? Is that a gay jap thing? It's pretty darn opposite to the yaoi that fujopooners love so dearly, with those slenderman-like twink proportions and emo anime hair from two decades ago.

 

[a-Lager]

Bara proportions are fucking wild. Their torsos are built like cali-king mattresses and their extremities built like tree trunks. Also, bara tits with each pec twice the size of his head. that's expected for generic hentaislop, I guess. Theyre also always designed to have that barrel-chested "college bro" or "normal dad" look with the ball cap, shaved head, and five o'clock shadow. And for some reason they're always baseball players? Is that a gay jap thing? It's pretty darn opposite to the yaoi that fujopooners love so dearly, with those slenderman-like twink proportions and emo anime hair from two decades ago.

Anime babes have jugs that would snap their spinal cord the moment they bend over, yaoi have "guys" who look like theyd get beaten to death by a stiff breeze, yuri has women actually enjoy having sex with each other. Anime/ doujin just has an obession with taking things to the extreme and gay porn for gay men is certainly not an exception

 

[femboy fart huffer]

You must observe the Beauty Parlor posts accrued by said woman, and it will fit in a scale:

According to that scale 99.99% of women just died of anorexia.

They eat spotted dick and faggots

Yes we do. I am going to vore you.

Traditional British food is great. Although I learned one thing about British food customs. They don't put maple syrup on pancakes. A British friend told me this because she was astounded at the idea of Americans drenching their pancakes in sweet syrup.

Just not really true. Yea ok we don't use maple syrup but that's because it's not massively common here. We don't share a border with the maple country. Most people put just table sugar or golden syrup on them with lemon juice.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

We talkin about what we jack off to?

Me, I like to load up a game, OBS and put on a stream. Not to anyone, just for immersion. Second monitor, a picture of LTG. I pretend I'm streaming, berating my chat for not supporting the stream, while sneaking looks and trying not to get 'caught'. If one of the chat members 'catches' me looking (I have a few prerecorded stream chats, randomized so I never know if/when it's coming) it makes me so intensely aroused that I can't help but shudder. Eventually I get the blood pumping, and when I can't take it anymore, use that desperate frustration to rage quit the game and end the stream. But I don't end the stream - I misclick.

I hit play.

It's like I'm right there. With him. Close enough to feel his breath, to see the little chin roll compress under his goatee. I pretend we're together; we're quiet at first, but as the rage settles, we start whispering. Hogans. Peanut butter complexion. Tips. Tips. Tips. That's where it gets heavy. I can feel it; feel him. I've spent countless hours analyzing and replicating his breathing, his neck movements, even the estimated rate of motion. I mimic Phil to a T, the exception being my eyes - they never leave the screen.

And then, it happens. We throw our heads back. In perfect unison, like two steeds of the plains, reared on powerful hinds, matched in majesty. I lock onto the ceiling, knowing he's doing the same thing. I don't want to get too gross here, but let's just say that I find the peak unlike anything I've ever felt before.

My god, I'm fucking rocked up just thinking about it.