💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

I haven’t seen Stump post in awhile. I hope he’s doing good. He has great takes on the faker and he's great at deciphering the demented psychology of a diapered deviant. I got the evening off so was just fucking around making funny AI pics. Here's one of Andy playing for the new minor league baseball team the Tonawanda Tornadoes. Tonawanda Tornadoes.png
 
He was always nuttier than squirrel shit but gradually decided to take it even further. He had a hit 'n run many believe facilitated his actions though I'm of the personal belief that this never happened. Mostly because, well, Andrew is a giant fucking liar.

I feel his dispute with the Wendy's on Colvin Blvd was some sort of turning point where he figured out his public complaining and negative review on google had some sort of damage potential to the other party as it would show up on google and stay there.

One could make pilgrimage there back then or now or at any point to make your own determination but the service would be above board, and the random negative review fake because Andy fakes.

What he is actually medicated for is super weird. Dude takes Memantine, which is for Alzheimer's. That could be to counteract the Benadryl he abuses, since that causes early-onset Alzheimer's. Benadryl also causes constipation, so he takes mountains of laxatives to counter that.

I've been through the benadryl habit it can give you some pretty interesting psychosis especially once it stops working. Does weird things to your muscles and co-ordination too could be why he's so clumsy. Never had digestive issues.
 
I don't know why but for some supernatural reason this man's cortisol level is inversely linked to my dopamine level. His suffering quite literally provides my soul with spiritual sustenance. With his every self-inflicted blow to the head that I witness I can feel my relationship to The Lord growing ever more tangible, ever strengthened. My life's fulfillment solidified. I am become One.
 
I haven’t seen Stump post in awhile. I hope he’s doing good. He has great takes on the faker and he's great at deciphering the demented psychology of a diapered deviant. I got the evening off so was just fucking around making funny AI pics. Here's one of Andy playing for the new minor league baseball team the Tonawanda Tornadoes. Ver archivo adjunto 9253400
Andy is a prolific pinch shitter. 1000025012.jpg
 
Okay I'm sorry to be a feature fag who doesn't know this cow and I'll go back and read up but please tell me the catalyst for what I'm watching isn't a guy sitting in his parents house putting literal shit oil in an oil defuser and savoring the aroma.
Edit. Thank God, it was eucalyptus. I still don't think I'm insane for considering the possibility given the subject.
 
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Okay I'm sorry to be a feature fag who doesn't know this cow and I'll go back and read up but please tell me the catalyst for what I'm watching isn't a guy sitting in his parents house putting literal shit oil in an oil defuser and savoring the aroma.
Andy was mad he wasn't getting his way. His parents wouldn't lie for him so he could potentially get an autism diagnosis. He needed them to lie about his childhood so he could get an autism diagnosis after he put in extensive research into what it was to be autistic.

His mom and medical professionals documented his diaper fetish extensively. This , along with many other behaviors provided medical professionals with ammunition proving Andy is the fakest faker who ever faked.

He didnt appreciate this. Under the guise of his faking , he convinced a crisis services worker he needed an oil diffuser for coping skills.

His family asked him to tune it down. What was fat Andy's response? Fuck you dad and mom. You don't matter.

Andy relayed to this worker thst his dad was abusive. Little did this worker know that abuse = won't wipe his shit covered penis/balls and asshole.

Andy, always the piece of shit that he is, sought vengeance. He ruined all bedroom furniture he had by knowingly pissing and shitting in it, he ultimately had to sleep in the living room area.

His bitterness about Tom and Janet refusing to lie about his fake autism led to this interaction.
 
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Okay I'm sorry to be a feature fag who doesn't know this cow and I'll go back and read up but please tell me the catalyst for what I'm watching isn't a guy sitting in his parents house putting literal shit oil in an oil defuser and savoring the aroma.
Edit. Thank God, it was eucalyptus. I still don't think I'm insane for considering the possibility given the subject.

He's in denial about his schizoaffective disorder and refuses to treat it.

His mom had an abrupted placenta, and was also unaware the father was Satan, not Thomas Ditch, and she was carrying a demon, not a child.
 
Andy Ditch is tied with Cyraxx to be my most disliked lol/horrorcows.

Ditch probably takes the lead because he's smarter and more dangerous with his psychopathic behaviors, and its always nice to see when he's busted down a peg or two and he begins to slap his head like the retard he pretends to be.
 
I can't find the Dr Brooks assessment anywhere on the internet since the Baby Andy YT got taken out by the faker. Anyone have that backed up anywhere? I checked the archive and couldn't find it but maybe I just missed it. He hates that so much and did everything he could to take that down because she clearly called out his fakery and wasn't buying his autism at all. She's an actual qualified Psychiatrist. This is why he avoids them at all cost because they see right through his performative nonsense.
 
Andy is a prolific pinch shitter.Ver archivo adjunto 9253491
Andy just use a fucking toilet!!! IT'S NOT HARD!
Okay I'm sorry to be a feature fag who doesn't know this cow and I'll go back and read up but please tell me the catalyst for what I'm watching isn't a guy sitting in his parents house putting literal shit oil in an oil defuser and savoring the aroma.
Edit. Thank God, it was eucalyptus. I still don't think I'm insane for considering the possibility given the subject.
Oh you poor sweet summer child. You have yet to see the true horror in this saga. Do you know about the laxatives yet?:evil::unholy:
 
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