Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[netkiwimoongladewave]

there's times where I have to fart like every 5 minutes

I have IBS and could fart every 5 minutes if I wanted to. I just... don't. Regardless of your fucked up bowels, you don't have to fart, you choose to fart. You can hold it in until a more appropriate time, such as being in the bathroom, just as you hold your piss and shit for next time you're in the bathroom. You don't have to shit yourself, you don't have to piss yourself, you don't have to fart yourself.

And if you really can't hold it in, speak to your doctor and do some kegels.

 

[Nameless One]

I have IBS and could fart every 5 minutes if I wanted to. I just... don't. Regardless of your fucked up bowels, you don't have to fart, you choose to fart. You can hold it in until a more appropriate time, such as being in the bathroom, just as you hold your piss and shit for next time you're in the bathroom. You don't have to shit yourself, you don't have to piss yourself, you don't have to fart yourself.

And if you really can't hold it in, speak to your doctor and do some kegels.

Got it doc. I'm eating a lot of baked beans, all sorts of other beans too, and I'll just not chew a few. Sometimes farts can create interesting conversations or lead into silly times.

 

[The Stranger]

I have IBS and could fart every 5 minutes if I wanted to. I just... don't. Regardless of your fucked up bowels, you don't have to fart, you choose to fart. You can hold it in until a more appropriate time, such as being in the bathroom, just as you hold your piss and shit for next time you're in the bathroom. You don't have to shit yourself, you don't have to piss yourself, you don't have to fart yourself.

And if you really can't hold it in, speak to your doctor and do some kegels.

Do you realize how much pressure there'd be if I'm producing the gas to fardt every 5 minutes but hold it for an hour? I'm not talking about little toots, either. These are GUT BUSTERS. It's not that I can't physically hold it in but it becomes painful to do so.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Do you realize how much pressure there'd be if I'm producing the gas to fardt every 5 minutes but hold it for an hour? I'm not talking about little toots, either. These are GUT BUSTERS. It's not that I can't physically hold it in but it becomes painful to do so.

Stop using so much protein powder my man, ideally cut it out and this will stop, same thing with the milk.

 

[The Stranger]

Stop using so much protein powder my man, ideally cut it out and this will stop, same thing with the milk.

I only use one scoop, man. I actually haven't had any whey or milk in like a week (am traveling) and yesterday was one of my brutally gassy days

 

[Core Theorist]

Either way, it sounds like I need to start doing some kegels and I probably shouldn't go full meat head and start slurping down protein powder, either. Spending some alone time with a lovely woman and having the moment ruined by a massive bodybuilder shart would be awful.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Either way, it sounds like I need to start doing some kegels and I probably shouldn't go full meat head and start slurping down protein powder, either. Spending some alone time with a lovely woman and having the moment ruined by a massive bodybuilder shart would be awful.

I think it'd be funny, actually.

 

[Otterly]

What do you talk to mature, put together women about? Lately I've noticed the stillness in my house. My rooms are all offices for like EE/RF, software, woodworking. I didn't think much of it until my mother joked about how I had no dining table anymore. After a couple years of being really involved with my work, i notice the quiet when I'm not tending to my garden. I'm not super motivated to uproot all my work. but if I ended up conversing with a mature woman what topics are generally interesting?

It’s not really possible to pick out specific topics. Some people are just interesting to talk to and they tend to be people who are widely read, know a broad section of stuff and then have a couple of things they’re really in to. A good conversation companion will keep the talk flowing, with neither of you dominating it overall and … just be interesting to talk to
Nobody likes being lectured, some guys harangue you and go on and on about how retarded women are, or specific things are. If you have pet hates keep it to yourself at first.
It’s much more about the flow of the conversation than the actual topic sometimes. I like to talk to people who interest me, or who can actually discuss a thing without simply giving me the NPC opinion and telling me I’m wrong

 

[Hotmilk]

What do you gurls think of kegels and pelvic floor work?(contraction and release)

As a moid I do it infrequently and it's useful in the bedroom and bathroom.

I am trying to convince my mom to do it. After 3 children it's useful.

Also why do woman talk and debate so much about skin care when it's pretty much "solved"? ( it's pretty obvious what you should be doing or not based on studies and derma)

 

[axm]

Not sure if this is the right place to ask. Got a trip to Berlin lined up in a week and I was just gonna buy some pepper spray, when the seller at my local gun range told me Germany essentially bans all kinds of self defense tools. I hold a gun license in Switzerland and other 2 neighboring countries, miraculously so, and none of that carries over. No knives, spray, or guns.

The dude at the store was pretty frank and told me that If he had a daughter my age he'd never send her there, and preemptively told me to never leave the house past 3. It's really fucking bleak. I got 10 different reservations that I can't cancel. What now? Any general tips for girls for not getting raped in wonderful safe civilized european streets? It's my 5th time going to Germany and it's the first I was warned like this.

 

[Otterly]

Any general tips for girls for not getting raped in wonderful safe civilized european streets?

Be aware of your surroundings. No earphones. Don’t be drunk. Wear shoes you can run in. Have someone with you if you can. Stay out of dodgy areas. Trust your instincts and don’t ’be nice’ - if you see group of loitering men, turn around and get out if there. All the same things you’d do at home. The main tourist areas are usually ok, just be aware like you would anywhere.
You can’t carry anything for defence, you can carry items that have plausible uses. Mini travel sized can of the most odious hairspray or deep heat you can find and multiple texts a few days before telling someone you’ve pulled a muscle but this stuff works, needing so much of it you just have to have it with you, etc.

 

[netkiwimoongladewave]

The dude at the store was pretty frank and told me that If he had a daughter my age he'd never send her there, and preemptively told me to never leave the house past 3. It's really fucking bleak. I got 10 different reservations that I can't cancel. What now? Any general tips for girls for not getting raped in wonderful safe civilized european streets? It's my 5th time going to Germany and it's the first I was warned like this.

Men are hysterical reactionaries. Violent crime is trending down in Germany, as it is in most of Europe. You've been many times before, what was your experience? Did you feel safe? Your experience and your gut are orders of magnitude more useful than the opinions of some guy who is probably thinking about what he would do to a woman given the opportunity.

The most dangerous choice you can make is to trust a man. Going to Germany is a lot safer than trusting a man. If a man was genuinely concerned for your safety, he would understand that "don't go outside after 3pm" is bad advice because it is based on the belief that strangers are the primary source of danger for women[1]. Statistically, a woman is safer in the streets of Germany at 3pm than she is at home with her partner[2].

Listen to your gut, it is smarter than any man. If your gut says don't go, don't go, if your gut says go, go.

[1] If a man is preaching about the dangers of being outside in Germany, ask him about the laws and statistics about domestic violence and intimate partner violence. Prior to 1997, marital rape was legal in Germany. Prior to 2016, rape was only illegal if the victim physically fought back. Most rapes in Germany are committed by current or previous partners (~85% according to police estimates). In 2016, groping was made a crime, so statistics of sexual violence in public post-2016 reflect that new crime designation (not necessarily an increase in the occurrence of it). A man who has meaningful insight to provide on safety would know all this and their advice would be informed by it.

[2] We would probably need to compare the rates of street violence to the rates of intimate partner violence and then adjust for the amount of time spent outside vs. inside with partner, but given the significant disparity in incidence rates, even after adjusting for the amount of time, it seems very unlikely for outside alone to be more dangerous than inside with partner.

 

[Nameless One]

Not sure if this is the right place to ask. Got a trip to Berlin lined up in a week and I was just gonna buy some pepper spray, when the seller at my local gun range told me Germany essentially bans all kinds of self defense tools. I hold a gun license in Switzerland and other 2 neighboring countries, miraculously so, and none of that carries over. No knives, spray, or guns.

The dude at the store was pretty frank and told me that If he had a daughter my age he'd never send her there, and preemptively told me to never leave the house past 3. It's really fucking bleak. I got 10 different reservations that I can't cancel. What now? Any general tips for girls for not getting raped in wonderful safe civilized european streets? It's my 5th time going to Germany and it's the first I was warned like this.

Buy a hammer. It's the most useful self defense tool and can disable even the most fearful drug addicted moids.

Buy a Ball peen hammer. Hit them above the ear which is the thinnest part of the skull for a possible killing blow if you don't have time to consider their life. I don't know if eurocucks ban hammers but it shouldn't be.

I don't give a shit what anyone says about statistics like @netkiwimoongladewave claims.

You won't regret your purchase and your utility. Learn how to strike and fight with a hammer for better effect. Learn some self defense. Domestic civvie grade pepper spray isn't really enough to stop an adrenaline fueled man. Break his bones, and it won't matter how much fuel he has.

Be safe, not sorry.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Men are hysterical reactionaries.

New account with 62 posts in BP and all of them in gender wars related threads, who's alt are you? or do you come from their discord?

 

[Nameless One]

New account with 62 posts in BP and all of them in gender wars related threads, who's alt are you? or do you come from their discord?

Meiwaku probably.

 

[Core Theorist]

Buy a hammer (...) Domestic civvie grade pepper spray isn't really enough to stop an adrenaline fueled man (...) Be safe, not sorry.

Dude... we should make a business where we sell hammers that have pepper sprayers IN THEM! So you can pepper spray a guy and then hit him in the head?! That'd be genius! And color it pink so we can give it the pink tax, too! We just need a good name for them...

 

[netkiwimoongladewave]

Buy a hammer. It's the most useful self defense tool and can disable even the most fearful drug addicted moids.

Most European countries ban based on intent. If you're carrying around a ball-peen hammer in your handbag it is obviously intended to be a weapon. Deep heat spray is the go to recommendation because it is easy to justify carrying.

Hit them above the ear which is the thinnest part of the skull for a possible killing blow if you don't have time to consider their life.

Really bad advice for safety, very I am man hear me roar advice. Actual credible self defence advice is do the minimum to get free, run and scream. Attempting to fight with a weapon increases the danger. Personal alarm + pepper spray (or equivalent) is better than a hammer.

Domestic civvie grade pepper spray isn't really enough to stop an adrenaline fueled man. Break his bones, and it won't matter how much fuel he has.

People walk away from life-threatening traumatic injuries and then drop dead hours later. Adrenaline will let a man fight through any injury, a broken bone is not a magical stopping force. The only way to stop someone is to kill them. Pepper spray is better than a hammer or knife because adrenaline can't cure blindness. Pepper spray provides much greater opportunity for escape, and is much less useful to the attacker if they take it from you (compared to a hammer or knife, which will be turned into a weapon against you if you are overpowered).

Thank you for demonstrating why men are so ill equipped to provide safety advice.

 

[Nameless One]

You should escape the moment you feel bad juju and body language. Attackers always have a tell.

a broken bone is not a magical stopping force.

Yes it is. If you shatter someone's leg, they won't feel it but their body will. And they crumple.

As for the take away part, certain hammers are very hard to grab from someone if you know what you're doing. Ball peens are the most efficient in that regard, and bikers used them to whack people when weapons were restricted in the 70s or something.

A hammer with a claw on it is very easy to take away, a hammer with a ball will slip out of his hands if they're sweaty.

It's more of a self offense tool though, and you really use it when you run out of fucks to give and it's a live or die scenario.

 

[netkiwimoongladewave]

You should escape the moment you feel bad juju and body language. Attackers always have a tell.


Yes it is. If you shatter someone's leg, they won't feel it but their body will. And they crumple.

As for the take away part, certain hammers are very hard to grab from someone if you know what you're doing. Ball peens are the most efficient in that regard, and bikers used them to whack people when weapons were restricted in the 70s or something.

You mean well so I'm not going to insult you too much, but come on, this is exactly the problem with men's advice about self defence for women. Bikers used hammers in the 70s so that's good advice for a woman in 2026?

There's endless writing and videos and talks and leaflets about self defence for women written by women that has helped save women. None of it is carry a hammer and aim for the soft part of their head like you're a biker from the 70s.

Weapons (including guns) are not recommended because they are easy to lose in a fight and then have used against the victim by the attacker. I'm not making this up, it is, like, self defence for women 101. You can google it.

Trigger the alarm, spray them in the eyes if you can and run the fuck away.

If a woman feels safer carrying a hammer than not carrying a hammer, she should carry a hammer, likewise with a gun or a knife, but recommending that to a woman to keep them safe is demonstrably fucking stupid.

 

[Nameless One]

You mean well so I'm not going to insult you too much, but come on, this is exactly the problem with men's advice about self defence for women. Bikers used hammers in the 70s so that's good advice for a woman in 2026?

There's endless writing and videos and talks and leaflets about self defence for women written by women that has helped save women. None of it is carry a hammer and aim for the soft part of their head like you're a biker from the 70s.

Weapons (including guns) are not recommended because they are easy to lose in a fight and then have used against the victim by the attacker. I'm not making this up, it is, like, self defence for women 101. You can google it.

Trigger the alarm, spray them in the eyes if you can and run the fuck away.

If a woman feels safer carrying a hammer than not carrying a hammer, she should carry a hammer, likewise with a gun or a knife, but recommending that to a woman to keep them safe is demonstrably fucking stupid.

The hammer is a final solution. And it helps you feel safer to have something to even the odds. Idk. A lot of women's self defense advice seems to falter when their attacker is faster than them and doesn't give a shit about the pepper spray. I feel like it'd be better to have a two pronged method, where you flee when possible and fight so you don't get raped or hurt.