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[Edgelord Vampire]

She decided she preferred the dick carousel to marriage.

Lol, she's gonna regret that when the menopause hits in about five years. What a retard.

 

[Banquet Meal]

She decided she preferred the dick carousel to marriage.

that is so sad, im sorry you are going through this...do you think she may be having a mid life crisis, and if so, can you convince her to hold off for now, and talk things out??
its a bit late in the game, and it sounds like you guys started off super young too. (i also got married when i was 17/husband was 18)

she might just feel like shes getting old and maybe not as desirable?
i hope things work out and you both can stay together. from what ive read, the dating scene isnt at all the same as it was back in the day, and she might be in for a rude awakening.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Man I miss being a forklift operator

No really, if you want job that isn’t too hard but you can bullshit into being difficult and harsh and expensive depending on how dumb and risk averse the management really is it isn’t t too bad. Though many are more aware now so that isn’t as easy to pull off.

 

[Starefag]

because hes trying to convince me that this is in no way meant to be provocative, because "it was literally the poster for the movie"

I mean, advertising is meant to be that way. If it wasn't it wouldn't be advertising. And a movie poster is by definition, advertising.
It's tasteful. However, It was just some gacha goonbait it'd be a much more open and shut discussion. But if you're just wearing a movie shirt casually and nowhere important I don't really see the issue beyond being a little cringy.
If it helps, he's probably just a little bit autistic and thinks you mean pornographic, or that provocative has to be for the explicit purpose of sexual titillations. But media can do many things at once.

 

[Betonhaus]

I officially love air conditioning now, there’s like a seven degree difference between my bedroom and living room. I never thought I would use the tv in the bedroom but here we are

 

[MARlNA]

I recently discovered my grandma right after she passed. It scarred me pretty bad. We knew she was going to pass soon, but it doesn’t make it any easier. I’ll be ok eventually, but damn it’s fucking hard to keep going. My only solace is that she is no longer in any pain.

 

[Banquet Meal]

If it helps, he's probably just a little bit autistic and thinks you mean pornographic, or that provocative has to be for the explicit purpose of sexual titillations. But media can do many things at once.

oh no, he knows hes annoying the shit out of me, and i suspect he thinks its funny. which it kind of is i guess. idk. hes a good sport though, he literally let me take the picture of his shirt while he was wearing it

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Feeling great the last few days. Overnight I suddenly became more energetic, smarter, and focused. I threw out my old resin printer from my studio apartment. Before I did I noticed that I forgot to empty the vat so it's been sitting like that for like 8 months. 8 months of just sleeping in a room with low level vapers, even worst the last four months where I spent most of my time in my apartment with the windows closed and ac running. I thought my groggy brain fog was from being cooped up and depressed about not working. Turns out I might have been poisoning myself with resin fumes.

 

[Getmeout]

A lot of bad things have happened recently but honestly, on my meds they're more so "Wow, that fucking sucks" rather than "I'm going to kill myself now" so honestly all I'm thinking rn is well I'm still breathing and there's that at least.

 

[Edgelord Vampire]

I'm looking forward to when Dad and his buds get back from their trip in a few days. Not only cuz I miss him but I'm also excited to start helping out on one of said bud's farm during the weekends starting from that point.
I don't really like gym settings and need some kind of workout LOL and farmwork is something that I actually do find appealing. I think it will do me some good in several aspects.

 

[AnOminous]

Bro you are way to much on KF if you dream about it lol

You'd think with how much time I spend here I'd dream about it but almost never. The most relevant dream I had to the farms was I was attending some football game and Chris-Chan was somehow in the audience, and someone commented about it, and I was just surprised anyone irl knew who he was.

oh god no. its the generic one with the motorcycle.
i mean...maybe its me, im just not a fan of anime, i never have been. but yeah, that would absolutely be too much for me, this current fashion statement is annoying enough and off putting.

You married a cringelord. What did you expect but cringe?

 

[AIDShaver69]

Don't be a retard, buddy.

Thanks. I ended up just crying it out, and driving home to play with my little spedster. She's such a sweetheart, she's just my little clone except with a few chromosomes missing.

I'm thinking rn is well I'm still breathing and there's that at least

Get well soon, Black queen

 

[stupid frog]

Thanks. I ended up just crying it out, and driving home to play with my little spedster. She's such a sweetheart, she's just my little clone except with a few chromosomes missing.

I'm glad you didn't do anything stupid. I was wondering when you'd post again.

 

[long waters]

oh god, if he ever became one of those guys who sleeps with a body pillow....his shit will be in the yard and the locks changed, but hes not that bad at least!!!

Hey, sometimes it's really good for emotional comfort! But I suppose if you have a wife than yeah that would be weird.

You married a cringelord. What did you expect but cringe?

It feels me with hope that there are cringelords out there who manage to have family lives. Perhaps there might be some hope for me too one day.
Although time is running out. Ah.

 

[Banquet Meal]

Although time is running out. Ah.

its never too late! unless you are like really elderly or something but i dont think that is the case here

 

[PetiteFeet]

i am so glad someone sees my point of view, seriously!
i just know if i had a shirt with some guy on it doing the same ridiculous pose, which honestly would be super gay, but if it wasnt, he would absolutely get pissy or whatever.

Do it. Challenge him lmfao.

Feeling great the last few days. Overnight I suddenly became more energetic, smarter, and focused. I threw out my old resin printer from my studio apartment. Before I did I noticed that I forgot to empty the vat so it's been sitting like that for like 8 months. 8 months of just sleeping in a room with low level vapers, even worst the last four months where I spent most of my time in my apartment with the windows closed and ac running. I thought my groggy brain fog was from being cooped up and depressed about not working. Turns out I might have been poisoning myself with resin fumes.

I see you're living the KingCobraJFS lifestyle, TWU.
Hope your brain and body hasn't taken damage from that, shit's scary.

 

[Otterly]

three 'insurmountable issues' in my life that I can never see myself getting over(religion, getting married and my overall objective/defeatist feelings regarding my birth/country).

How so? This kind of sounds like you’re marrying someone you’re not sure about. Do not do that. Do you need help to not marry someone?

I'm having one of those existential crises centered around what happens after death and consciousness in general.
The fact that there are no concrete answers is what's most terrifying.

Either there’s something, in which case you’ll need to account for your life, so develop your moral compass and live a life you feel Ok with. Or there is nothing, in which case it is down to you to live according to your own moral compass simply because it’s right.
Nobody knows what’s after death. Every single one of us will find out one day. There’s nothing you can do about the end, there’s a lot you can do before you get there.
@Banquet Meal it’s tits and naked lady kneeling, it’s not a shirt suitable for many public spaces. Fine for home. Probably ok for pub/gig but not the supermarket. You need to up the ante and three-wolf-moon him. Or worse. Perhaps you could print a shirt of him naked and suggest you wear it out somewhere. Or worse, one of his friends naked. Add hoses as needed.