💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

He knows all about storms... until you actually ask him anything about them.

"Yet I can sound so smart and capable."

That's what I love about his idiot savant act- he isn't actually a savant at all, just an idiot. Across all of his interests, there's the common theme of them all just being the most basic, surface level attempts.

Weather? He used to get storm alerts, but he'd just be relaying forecasts he got from others. He has since devolved to "I like tornados cuz dey spin".

Tech? All basic janny shit. Joe is the one who does cool builds.

Chess? 10 years in, still beginner level.

Autism fakery? He looks like a schizophrenic with a split personality that is a 5 year old child with Down's Syndrome
 
aside from everything else, he is so goddamn self absorbed...like...all he talks about is himself, which is pathetic
What else does he have to talk about? He has no real interests outside of diapers, shitting himself, getting someone else to wipe his ass for him, not showering, tornados and thunderstorms but they set off his "sensory issues" and that's his autistic "special interest", pretending he can't eat or drink, harassing people over the phone, and watching preschool cartoons.

He can't even really talk about friends or family, because he doesn't have any friends and doesn't seek out or attempt to form friendships with other adults around his age, and his family hates him (rightfully so, and they deserve the peace and quiet of not having him around).

He doesn't work anymore, so he can't really talk about that either.

Even his hobbies are taken from other people's hobbies, Computers (Joe) and Guitar (Tom); which would normally be fine, some people do take a genuine interest in and develop new hobbies from stuff they see their family and friends do, but this is Andy. He's not doing it because he enjoys it or wants to learn a new skill, it's always done with this air of trying to one-up somebody, trying to prove why he's better at it/smarter than them rather than just letting the hobby be something he likes to do in his life.
 
What else does he have to talk about? He has no real interests outside of diapers, shitting himself, getting someone else to wipe his ass for him, not showering, tornados and thunderstorms but they set off his "sensory issues" and that's his autistic "special interest", pretending he can't eat or drink, harassing people over the phone, and watching preschool cartoons.

He can't even really talk about friends or family, because he doesn't have any friends and doesn't seek out or attempt to form friendships with other adults around his age, and his family hates him (rightfully so, and they deserve the peace and quiet of not having him around).

He doesn't work anymore, so he can't really talk about that either.

Even his hobbies are taken from other people's hobbies, Computers (Joe) and Guitar (Tom); which would normally be fine, some people do take a genuine interest in and develop new hobbies from stuff they see their family and friends do, but this is Andy. He's not doing it because he enjoys it or wants to learn a new skill, it's always done with this air of trying to one-up somebody, trying to prove why he's better at it/smarter than them rather than just letting the hobby be something he likes to do in his life.
you are right on all points....its really sad. like...im a massive introvert who avoids people for the most part, but i have tons of interests, and things i enjoy...
he sits in his hovel and makes posts about his diapers, and how he needs to be "wiped". he will never have anything in life because hes a pathetic loser with zero talent and zero personality whatsoever. at this point, he really should eat a bullet, or play in traffic for real this time
 
What else does he have to talk about? He has no real interests outside of diapers, shitting himself, getting someone else to wipe his ass for him, not showering, tornados and thunderstorms but they set off his "sensory issues" and that's his autistic "special interest", pretending he can't eat or drink, harassing people over the phone, and watching preschool cartoons.

He can't even really talk about friends or family, because he doesn't have any friends and doesn't seek out or attempt to form friendships with other adults around his age, and his family hates him (rightfully so, and they deserve the peace and quiet of not having him around).

He doesn't work anymore, so he can't really talk about that either.

Even his hobbies are taken from other people's hobbies, Computers (Joe) and Guitar (Tom); which would normally be fine, some people do take a genuine interest in and develop new hobbies from stuff they see their family and friends do, but this is Andy. He's not doing it because he enjoys it or wants to learn a new skill, it's always done with this air of trying to one-up somebody, trying to prove why he's better at it/smarter than them rather than just letting the hobby be something he likes to do in his life.
If Andy Ditch really did have autism, Tom would have taken Andy up to Atlantic City and been able to count into a six deck shoe. No mathematics skills whatsoever.
 
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Andy's posting infographics of kids again.
 
That's what I love about his idiot savant act- he isn't actually a savant at all, just an idiot. Across all of his interests, there's the common theme of them all just being the most basic, surface level attempts.

Weather? He used to get storm alerts, but he'd just be relaying forecasts he got from others. He has since devolved to "I like tornados cuz dey spin".

Tech? All basic janny shit. Joe is the one who does cool builds.

Chess? 10 years in, still beginner level.
EYUP.
He's not even very good at knowing legal shit. As we've seen from his youtube comments: he loves watching arrest videos and sovereign citizen shit. Its where he's learned his cop interaction behavior. he doesn't know shit about what he's actually doing. He has no money so all his legal threats are completely toothless.

His only genuine hobby is diapers. that's it. andy's entire personality and life goals summed up in 1 word.

Autism fakery? He looks like a schizophrenic with a split personality that is a 5 year old child with Down's Syndrome
I once described andy as 'a degenerate's idea of what a disabled person is' and yours is also correct. He really does come off as a retard pretending to be a child when he pulls this 'ME DUN KNO NO BETTER' crap.
 
That video title compels me to remind everyone the answer to that very question, along with the layman's explanation of autism. "Why does your autistic child refuse to say 'sorry'? Because he's an asshole."

That's what autism is. Clinically "an asshole." Fancy labels slapped on "being a raging asshole" so an endless grift can be perpetrated against the taxpayer. There's no end of research, medical quackery, psychological pontification and navel gazing, all to try to wrap a huge lucrative industry around "dude's a fucking asshole, now a condition recognized in the DSM-5, order your copy now!" And of course to furnish an unassailable excuse to anyone who feels like being a fucking asshole.

I maintain autistic kids are "autistic" because they're not beaten hard enough. Adults are only autistic because it wasn't beaten out of them as kids. It can't be self-inflicted -- that's part of the grift to make others feel guilty -- it has to come from someone who truly cares.
 
I get how infuriating this faggot is, and how much he wastes our tax dollars. Just take solace in the fact that he will die a miserable and lonely death. He will be crying into the wind, under an overpass, as some methhead fucks his mouth.
 
I get how infuriating this faggot is, and how much he wastes our tax dollars. Just take solace in the fact that he will die a miserable and lonely death. He will be crying into the wind, under an overpass, as some methhead fucks his mouth.
If we're in a good timeline, yea.

But we aren't.

If I had to put money down, he'll be dying the way he's living; under the care of some criminally underpaid aide who's digust and misery feeds his fetish, the bill footed by yet another agency he's somehow suckered, taken out by a fatal stroke or heart attack. And he'll outlive us all, which rotten bastards tend to do.
 
here you go. its a shame that it cuts out in the end thanks to andy being a faggot and not going peacefully, but whatever

enjoy :semperfidelis: :semperfidelis:
h22.mp4
It's just surreal seeing it from another perspective. And I don't know how to describe him hitting himself outside of fake it looks fake.
His only genuine hobby is diapers. that's it. andy's entire personality and life goals summed up in 1 word.
I've said it before, but it deeply disturbs me to know that he's just an empty void of a person. No interests, no hobbies, nothing. The only lolcow I'd consider similar to Andy is Nick Bate, the pedophile obsessed with poop. And yet I know I could still talk to him about They Might Be Giants or Pokemon.

Andy doesn't have any favorite bands. He doesn't play videogames.

He only fakes.
 
I maintain autistic kids are "autistic" because they're not beaten hard enough.
And I maintain you don't know shit for shinola on the topic. I know autistic people and yet somehow they aren't assholes, so spare me this "clinically an asshole" notion.
Andy doesn't have any favorite bands. He doesn't play videogames.
No, he does play Fortnite, but it ain't for the gameplay if you catch mah drift.
 
No, he does play Fortnite, but it ain't for the gameplay if you catch mah drift.
Good reminder.

He only played video games so he could meet and creep on kids.
Y'know, I posted the fortnite tracker for him last year:
You can see his username in the stream, so I looked it up on a fortnite tracker.

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But he's privated his profile,.like a coward.
 
-Baby Andre, "APS Diss".
damn son where'd ya fake this?

Im a fake, bitch
I'll admit it
I need dat help
I need mo bitches
what's that smell?
I shitted my britches
I got a glock dookie
my shit never misses

Fuck joe
Calling me a pdf
Boys talk an shout
My diamond VVS
I keep a Glock 22 in my diaper
I'm known as the Tonawanda sniper


I fucked up my life so I cry and blame the trolls
Cops on my dick cuz' I ate 4 cinnamon rolls
Abuse and neglect from my dad I can't stand it
The autism shit is a trick bitch I planned it

And im steady callin' APS
No wet bed, bout to make a mess

I'm swatting my family
I'm ducking detectives
I don't give a fuck cuz' im schizoaffective

Fake Fake x2

- Baby Andre, "Schizoaffective"
 
damn son where'd ya fake this?

Im a fake, bitch
I'll admit it
I need dat help
I need mo bitches
what's that smell?
I shitted my britches
I got a glock dookie
my shit never misses

Fuck joe
Calling me a pdf
Boys talk an shout
My diamond VVS
I keep a Glock 22 in my diaper
I'm known as the Tonawanda sniper


I fucked up my life so I cry and blame the trolls
Cops on my dick cuz' I ate 4 cinnamon rolls
Abuse and neglect from my dad I can't stand it
The autism shit is a trick bitch I planned it

And im steady callin' APS
No wet bed, bout to make a mess

I'm swatting my family
I'm ducking detectives
I don't give a fuck cuz' im schizoaffective

Fake Fake x2

- Baby Andre, "Schizoaffective"

The auto-subs messed up a bit,

"Fuck Joe!
Callin' me a pdf?
Boy stockin' shelves!
My diamonds EBF!*"

*Everybody's fam; flexing to your crew so everybody knows you got that shit.

"In a wet bed 'bout to make a mess"

and

"THIS HAS BEEN A DEEKER PRODUCTION" as the outro.
 
Watching this video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxfjO_zC8jM

And this is a screenshot of the exam Andy always uses to prove he has autism.




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Notice something?

Here:
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"Musculoskeletal: normal digits/nails, normal muscle tone and strength, normal range of motion."

Would this not disprove his claim of not being able to grip anything so he HAS to have pretty nurses wipe him and bathe him 24/7?

His Neurology is also completely normal.


Edit:

I know Andy fakes: that's a given, I just think there's merit in chronicling proofs of his falsehoods for future reference
 
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