🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[lester]

This fat drama queen just needs a chest ct

Nah, this fucker needs a whole body scan

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

I hope it's not actually cancer, because then we're just going to get a really boring arc where a scared Ralph hunkers down in the shack and barely streams until he dies and that'll be where it ends.

Ralph needs to go out on stream with his heart finally giving out while he's hopped up on 5 different substances and hollering at someone. That's the way it should be.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nah, this fucker needs a whole body scan

Do we want to subject the poor equipment and computers to that?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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>Doctor also suggested stopping drinking lol

Yeah, no shit. The only time I've heard a doctor tell someone not to stop drinking is when their alcoholism's so severe that the withdrawals will kill them.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I hope it's not actually cancer, because then we're just going to get a really boring arc where a scared Ralph hunkers down in the shack and barely streams until he dies and that'll be where it ends.

Ralph needs to go out on stream with his heart finally giving out while he's hopped up on 5 different substances and hollering at someone. That's the way it should be.

Eh, if it's early, stage 1 of any substage (a, c, etc...), he has it removed, he could do optional chemo/rads, but otherwise it is curative. No reason to think he will die at this point.

 

[dingusmcbingus]

Honestly figured he'd OD before cancer.

Though the corn cares not the means but only the end.

 

[Normal-Style Human]

>Doctor also suggested stopping drinking lol

Yeah, no shit. The only time I've heard a doctor tell someone not to stop drinking is when their alcoholism's so severe that the withdrawals will kill them.

U HEAR THAT BISH? DR. REKEITA TOLD ME I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT! AHM SOBER AS A JUDGE IF YOU WANNA NO THA TROOFABOUTIT!

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Guess there's a new cancer man in town, piggy.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

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Goddamit Ralph, now the Fatrick Tompigson Stream is gonna be delayed again.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Mexican hospital lung biopsy and resulting collapsed lung arc soon?

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

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Pray that I have cancer Medicare fans!

 

[Burnablebob]

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Pray that I have cancer Medicare fans!

It look like a hostage video with the crack shack background

 

[break these cuffs]

If he doesn't post the follow up CT he's a liar/crybaby

Hey, if Queen Scar gets to make a sympathy baiting ER post then so does Gunt.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

It look like a hostage video with the crack shack background

Cancer got a gun to his lung saying "say it's not cancer, and make it sound believeable."

"ahem MEDICARE FANS!..."

 

[The Cock Carousel]

Honestly figured he'd OD before cancer.

Though the corn cares not the means but only the end.

He's gonna die from mental retardation.

 

[TV's Adam West]

How is he gonna blame Haru for this one?

 

[Pill Cosby]

Does anyone know of any veterinarians who are willing to CT scan a pig? asking for a friend.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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So you're saying years of smoking, drinking, and lord knows how many drugs... is BAD FOR YOU? Sheeet

 

[City Slicker]

"Sir, you have about six months left to live."
"THAT'S NOT TRUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

 

[Sirfaggot]

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Pray that I have cancer Medicare fans!

Is the giant blazing 'M' on his hat meant to be tongue-in-cheek, or is this choice just a subconscious expression of his daddy issues?