DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Yarr, I'm comin' fer the booty... and I don't mean the treasure.
Dread Pirate Patchbeard and his scurvy crew. Legend has it that their heads were dented by cannonballs and their brains eaten through by shipworm.

"Now avast my crew! Last eve's pillagin' was nay so good. Worst pillage of the year thus far! If ye wish to see me don the tricorn hat I stole from the Admiral, ye best bring in some booty or we'll leave this cursed atoll and sail elsewhere"
 
Yesterday when announcing his day off, someone suggested he could go to the appointment between 8am-10am and be home in time to stream.

He told chatter how STUPID and MORONIC that idea was because how could people expect him to get up at 5AM to go to an appointment at 8AM? And ON TOP OF THAT, come home and have to do a full day of "work", being positive and chill all day?

Firstly, hilarious to beat down a dent like that. Secondly, an illuminating view into how little he understands about the world. Anyone who's every had a job will understand that if you have a doctor or dentist appointment or whatever, you normally have to go before work, or after work, or take a couple hours out of the day, but you would be quite unlikely to take a whole day off for an appointment.

It's not unreasonable to go to an appointment and then go to work after. Especially not when your "work" is just e-begging and sucking at Dark Souls.
 
Those AI thumbnails are getting worse and worse. I am surprised Phil hasn't decided to just type in a prompt for the AI to generate a video for these streams at this point.
 
I think this is the case with most things he does. I believe that he must experience many moments of cognitive dissonance.

I think he genuinely believes that he's buff and healthy. I can only imagine what happens when he sees those pictures of himself with his pear body, spaghetti arms, question mark posture and pale unhealthy skin.
Look no further than DS2 prestream from yesterday:
 
What in the actual fuck is this?
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He made sure to finish his beloved Dragon Quest 7 remake, into the post game, despite streams getting only about $70 or less in the latter half.
To be fair, modern day Dragon Quest without difficulty modifiers is the JRPG equivalent of a walking sim.

Edit: How do you not notice the AI error on the knife and that he's just gripping the knife with his bare hand and just post it?
 
just listened to The Dent Sea Scrolls Episode featuring Jaha for the first time.. and god damn, what an absolute G. that dude is alpha asf, I wish he had finished the jahb though
Not only is Jaha one of the first detractors, he also popularized the term "based" in the FGC in the early 2010s before it was cool. While the modern day usage of the term originally came from the rapper LillB, there is a decent chance it would have never spread further without Jaha. Truly a visionary ahead of his time.
 
I have it on good authority that Phil developed his incontinence after the confrontation with Jaha. He shit his pants from fear and the thought of Jaha caving his skull in makes him lose control of his bowels to this day, hence the diapers.
 
just listened to The Dent Sea Scrolls Episode featuring Jaha for the first time.. and god damn, what an absolute G. that dude is alpha asf, I wish he had finished the jahb though
Easily the best Dent Sea Scrolls, you can tell how much Jaha changed over the years. The FGC really had a stupid high school vibe and Jaha was one of the older ones too, and I can see why Phil tried fitting in there with his lame manipulative wrestling character bullshit.
 
Easily the best Dent Sea Scrolls, you can tell how much Jaha changed over the years. The FGC really had a stupid high school vibe and Jaha was one of the older ones too, and I can see why Phil tried fitting in there with his lame manipulative wrestling character bullshit.
It’s such a stark contrast when you place his story beside DSP. Jaha seemed to be the same person online & offline, Phil was two faced. Jaha understood social norms, Phil thought real life was wrestling kayfabe. Jaha matured, DSP cut himself off from society and became less mature.
 
Jaha also went to the military. That might have corrected some of his behaviour. Can you imagine Phil in the military? I would guess he would get a blanket party 1 week in
 
It's not unreasonable to go to an appointment and then go to work after. Especially not when your "work" is just e-begging and sucking at Dark Souls.
This is one of the many reasons phil is autistic as fuck. His schedule is the most fucked thing I have seen a streamer do he has to adhere to it at all costs if he doesn't the world will blow up.

Remember when he got sick over Halloween and could not do the marathon and he came back and said he could not do the marathon because halloween was over and scammed a bunch of dents out of money. God forbid he do a marathon if the holiday passed.
 
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