💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[31 Black]

Marx misses the sensual penile kiss his butthole used to get in his youngin' days.

I could have gone my whole life without reading that or conjuring a mental image.

Every time he rips ass, he cries because of the cherished memories that come flooding back at the smell of dead semen and burnt Vaseline.

...ditto for this.
Didn't @AntiMatterMorty / Cassandra have a clip of Chance saying "ow" after farting? What would cause that to hurt?

"the power of MusicBizMarty compels you" or something like that

Don't double post, nigga.

He's like those things in the movie 9

Chance would make an excellent antagonist in 9. He's an unholy abomination that turns against everyone and everything around him.

Edited for spelling

 

[Gregg Turkington]

I think being in Arizona would probably kill him. The heat would fuck him up, and considering the places he likes to inhabit, he'd probably get stung by a scorpion.

Idk...he claimed being locked outside in Florida nearly left him with frostbite

 

[Mr. Beavis]

What would cause that to hurt?

He shit out a rock. For real though, hemorrhoids probably.

 

[Ser Patrick of Akron]

He shit out a rock. For real though, hemorrhoids probably.

Most likely, seems like all the stuff he puts in his ass might be causing it, we do know of his incontinence already which might tie into that too? But that's something I'd rather not fall asleep thinking about.

 

[Unemployed Goblin]

Must suck being a product of your environment, Chance clearly learned his pedophilia acts from his deranged father

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

What I can't get past is that they're proud of it.

 

[Mr. Hands]

Must suck being a product of your environment, Chance clearly learned his pedophilia acts from his deranged father

I think that shit is passed down genetically.

 

[Twrx]

Sally practically encourages his pedophila. She actively defends him and denies his actions. She knows it's all pedophiles down from the start of her family to the goblin and has done nothing to change it. I don't know if it's just laziness and lack of caring or if it's just been so normalized to her that she believes it's ok.

 

[F6F-5 "Hellcat"]

I think that shit is passed down genetically.

it is
just a quick aside, i thought for a second your profile picture was a still from the music video for "Money for Nothing" even though they look nothing alike

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

I think that shit is passed down genetically.

Chance was adopted and grew up with Gordon. The pedophilia is 100% genetic.

I still remember when he said, "I don't want to be like my dad", when Tibbz confronted him. It was so poetic.

Sally practically encourages his pedophila. She actively defends him and denies his actions. She knows it's all pedophiles down from the start of her family to the goblin and has done nothing to change it. I don't know if it's just laziness and lack of caring or if it's just been so normalized to her that she believes it's ok.

Admitting that Chance is a pedophile would mean admitting that she failed as a mother. Adopting him was not only a second chance for him, but also for her.

 

[Mr. Hands]

Chance was adopted and grew up with Gordon. The pedophilia is 100% genetic.

Now, I would like to add a caveat to that, also in b4 TMI tagging because this little rant is relevant to the issue at hand:

While many cases would be due to a genetic predisposition, I would argue that there are just as many cases of paedophilia caused by excessive porn consumption. Porn rots the mind and warps the morals of the viewer. As they go on, they aren’t “satisfied” by the “normal” porn that they started with. The move to more and more extreme types of porn that will eventually 100% result in paedophilia. I watched it happen so a bloke I know. He got so addicted to porn that eventually he started bragging about how Troon porn was so great. From there…it went to the worst extreme possible. That’s when, even though our group considered him one of our mates, we had to make the decision to report his activity because of how far gone he was. He got to a point where he started acting like Cyraxx in that he’d be slingin’ dick pics to underage girls and saw no issue with his conduct. We tried to get him to stop his porn use early on, but he just didn’t listen. We tried to keep him busy and out of the house, but it didn’t matter. He’d be looking at that shit while we were at the pub, and then wonder why he was the only one out of all of us who was single. The bloke got done for possession of child abuse material on his computer and phone. He also got done for sending lewd images to children and enticement of a minor. It was really fucked. We warned him. He refused to listen, because like any addict, he always said, “It’s not a problem, I can stop when I want.”

The point is, porn is the external root of this behaviour, and genetics is the internal root of this behaviour. And you wonder why I look at America with them bringing porn into children’s classrooms, shake my head in disbelief, and thank God that I don’t live in such a fucked up country.

If ya look at porn, stop now before it drags you down the path of The Raxx.

 

[Avroboros]

You should really watch the video I did on the matter. I know people would be ecstatic about me plugging a video of mine here so you can just find it. It explains very thoroughly why a lot of people didn't like JJ.

AYO...

*smacks lips*

WAIT A MINUTE.

*puts down the chicken wing*

HOL'UP A SEC...

*wipes watermelon juice*

GIMME A MOMENT..

*gets off the neighbour's bike*

SO YOU WUZ SAYIN'

*twerks*

THAT YOU..

*holds pistol sideways*

..WUZ BLACK?????



*wakanda anthem (Niggas in Paris) plays in the background*
I've been lurking the KK thread and saw you go full blown reddit mode. Suddenly your post history and earlier behavior makes a lot of sense. The audacity of this vantablack nigger to talk shit about people's voices in that thread when he's carrying that Little Jacob ass, Joseph fucking Kony "I be shovin blunts up my ass n eatin them lil kidz n them jungles all day n shit" ass fucking voice.

If you wanna act deep just because you're high, do that in the comfort of your hutt and stop littering threads with baseless information (hurr durr this wuz true but ain got no pics n shit) + talking mad shit about people on Shiwi before I make a call to my homies at the CCP (Chinese Communist Party, not CCP Games btw) and make them evict your entire fucking village, nuke the shit out of them (just because I am THAT bitch), then build my trillion-dollar datacenter just so that I can generate AI Marty giving birth videos (specifically to you, Cyraxx's son, because you're that much of an abomination). Unfortunately, there's a high chance you'll survive the nuking, but not to worry, because I'm making you work on my fields since you're that much of a peasant with those shitty ass fucking takes. Tick tock, where the fuck are my crops little nigga. Till the day you die you belong to the Kiwi, you're our worthless coon, and we'll be pimpin yo black ass till the day we get bored of your dancing, VITCH!

 

[kalma]

Tell your husband he could make a fortune if he put a little army helmet on them and sold them as “Army Brats” lol
E: spelling.

need a whole squad of them to use with a death guard or maggotkin of nurgle army in either 40k or AoS. Or just swap out a single Poxwalker and see if anyone notices.

btw, are the stls available anywhere? I have a few ideas and really want to bring it to fruition.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Chance was adopted and grew up with Gordon. The pedophilia is 100% genetic.

I still remember when he said, "I don't want to be like my dad", when Tibbz confronted him. It was so poetic.


Admitting that Chance is a pedophile would mean admitting that she failed as a mother. Adopting him was not only a second chance for him, but also for her.

Have we considered maybe Sally raped Chance resulting in him being a pedophile too? The family tree is so twisted I don't recall if Ruple, Anus, whatever he calls himself is related to Sally or not but if so, maybe he was raped too. It'd explain both being a pedophile and a tranny!

 

[anliteralidiot]

Have we considered maybe Sally raped Chance resulting in him being a pedophile too? The family tree is so twisted I don't recall if Ruple, Anus, whatever he calls himself is related to Sally or not but if so, maybe he was raped too. It'd explain both being a pedophile and a tranny!

it's not that hard to follow...
Sally didn't raise Ruple. He is her blood son, but he was raised by William Sr, who raped Sally when she was 14. When they divorced, he took the kids.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If it hasn’t been posted in this thread, Lisa Gloryhole (@TheRealOsama) or some other retard from Kennel Kickers is negrating all ~20k posts, specifically the ones where I make fun of Kennel Kickers. I’m Solid Osama, and this is Liquid Osama. I know people are going to be surprised, but the account called “TheRealOsama” is not the real Osama

 

[Fortyone]

I remember Marx totally chimping out during the john john saga. The guy is an unlikable fag that wishes he could do what marty or john could but simply can't because people actually need to like you to make money fucking with cyraxx.

 

[TheRealOsama]

If it hasn’t been posted in this thread, Lisa Gloryhole (@TheRealOsama) or some other retard from Kennel Kickers is negrating all ~20k posts, specifically the ones where I make fun of Kennel Kickers. I’m Solid Osama, and this is Liquid Osama. I know people are going to be surprised, but the account called “TheRealOsama” is not the real Osama

I am the real Osama and I’m very gay, don’t believe this imposter. He’s trying to deceive you.

 

[Random Troll]

need a whole squad of them to use with a death guard or maggotkin of nurgle army in either 40k or AoS. Or just swap out a single Poxwalker and see if anyone notices.
btw, are the stls available anywhere? I have a few ideas and really want to bring it to fruition.

You could create an entire lolcow army, with the deathfats eating everything, and the likes of acerthorn and greer sueing everybody.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Does Cyraxx know any of this is going on, or is he just happily beating off, completely oblivious? It's gotta be difficult to keep sexting the goblin while @serial doxxer is raping you. That can't be fun, he's not using lube.