What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Dendyy]

The pervitin will see you to the final victory (Valhalla).

Meth is gay.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

They're already in China

wer'e merchants

anywhere there's people buying, we are there selling

 

[Male Idiot]

Japan does have a claim to having Jesus's grave. They should do a funny and take over Israel as the real inheritors of David, pbuh.

 

[GOY MENACE]

Japan does have a claim to having Jesus's grave. They should do a funny and take over Israel as the real inheritors of David, pbuh.

They also claim that Jesus' lost years (12 to 30) were spent in Japan learning Japanese philosophy or some shit like that.

And than returned to Judea and escaped by tricking them into crucifying his brother instead.

 

[Garnet123]

Japan does have a claim to having Jesus's grave. They should do a funny and take over Israel as the real inheritors of David, pbuh.

They also have Jesus' brother's ear in the neighboring grave.

 

[Nice Stick]

They also claim that Jesus' lost years (12 to 30) were spent in Japan learning Japanese philosophy or some shit like that.

And than returned to Judea and escaped by tricking them into crucifying his brother instead.

There are Anglo-Saxon Protestant denominations that think Jesus was in Britannia during that time. I've also heard a Jewish academic say that he may have been in Germania with his biological father who was a Roman soldier (according the the talmud and rabbinic texts).

 

[VMM_]

There are Anglo-Saxon Protestant denominations that think Jesus was in Britannia during that time. I've also heard a Jewish academic say that he may have been in Germania with his biological father who was a Roman soldier (according the the talmud and rabbinic texts).

Nothing beats believing you were Jesus brother and actually leading a successful rebellion like the leader of the taiping rebellion in China. If you notice, all these stories from around the world are about religious legitimacy in the same way the Greco-Romans would claim lineage from the gods or how every other royal Muslim is descended from Muhammad or something. It's all hogwash but works when you manage to project power. Another one is the whole merovingian bloodline of Jesus is actually about Habsburg legitimacy, as the forged documents claimed Otto Habsburg was the last legitimate descendant. While their power obviously waned, they still had some sway in Europe through groups like "Le Circle" in order to keep Europe united and friendly with America and the UK.

 

[bourne-again]

Has anyone else experienced a noticeable increase in bizarre or insane behavior in public ever since early April?

Literally how are these people finding me. I found a very secluded spot to study at on campus, and hours later I felt someone staring at me. I look up and this random old man on a DIY wheelchair held together by duct tape asks me if I'll buy him a soda. I ask him which one. He requests a Pepsi. I buy it, hand it to him, he says thank you, and wheels away. He wasn't staff or faculty, how did he know anyone was there. Decided to go home early and while waiting for the bus, this woman comes up to me and starts ranting about her job and how they overwork her and how she's dating the shift lead and they flirt all the time at work. She shows me their text interactions, her stop comes up, she thanks me for my time and leaves. These are more tame than the previous characters encountered, but still very random !

I miss the days of studying for hours and having no one approach me. Am I a part of some government ran experiment or something.

 

[TheRealOsama]

There is a rumor/conspiracy theory going around that I’m actually a closeted gay man. It’s not really a rumor it’s true actually.

 

[Cnidarian]

My conspiracy theory that I start to genuinely believe in is that this user is likely hinting at being a pedo, rapist, or just general degenerate but are afraid to admit it. What "moral codes" you want to revert? Like I said before, if you want to rape children or gang bang temple prostitutes, go to India. Christian morals are virtually non-existent there, I assure you. Might as well worship the aforementioned Kali by eating corpses.

I'm inclined to believe you after he came out as a trooncoded maltheist. He doesn't allegorically believe in a personification of Abrahamic morality, he doesn't believe in a supervillain that got worshipped as God by Abrahamists, he believes that it is a bad thing they're right about the world. He's deciding to rebel against the objective moral structure of the universe and only sex freaks think they're doing that. It's no wonder that he was unable to constructively offer an alternative moral system as you were asking for.

What's your alternative then?

I can think of some alternatives:

• Aristotelianism
• Buddhism
• Confucianism
• Daoism
• Epicureanism

(Hey, you could make an ABC out of this!) And... you'd notice that all of them are about making peace with objective reality and humbling yourself for it. They're not compatible with swandiving into the infinite goon spiral.

 

[King Metalia]

Japan does have a claim to having Jesus's grave. They should do a funny and take over Israel as the real inheritors of David, pbuh.

Not gonna lie this sounds really based if true. Hopefully the Israeli welcome their new Japanese overlords.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Not really conspiracy theory, but no one actually has money. Everyone's just pretending we do.

 

[Bonesjones]

I miss the days of studying for hours and having no one approach me. Am I a part of some government ran experiment or something.

You have a pleasant approachable demeanor and "homeless" people pick up on it instantly, so they ask for stuff knowing you'll help them. Stop helping people you don't know unless they have a good reason.

 

[pro drivor]

Not really conspiracy theory, but no one actually has money. Everyone's just pretending we do.

well duh federal reserve debt dollars

Hopefully the Israeli welcome their new Japanese overlords.

lol the israeli's wouldn't give a shit about Jesus's grave. actually they probably would give a shit cuz some of em would want to shit on it

 

[Slideshow Bill]

GAYFABE INCOMING!

Never mind, the biggest gayops are coming in November.

 

[bourne-again]

You have a pleasant approachable demeanor and "homeless" people pick up on it instantly, so they ask for stuff knowing you'll help them. Stop helping people you don't know unless they have a good reason.

This didn't happen weeks ago during the Spring semester. I've asked around what "vibe" I give off and it's usually "don't talk to me." Old Man Hot Wheels was the only homeless person out of all these weird interactions if that means anything. I hope he enjoyed his Pepsi. I felt a bit bad for not asking if he wanted diet or regular, but if you're already on some busted wheelchair I think you deserve full sugar.

Your logical and rational arguments are futile; I'm already entering phase 1 of psychosis: entertaining the thought that the government is sending these people to me. I'll let you know when the voices and hallucinations begin! I had one visual hallucination earlier this morning. The worst are the hallucinations that take form of your loved ones and peer around the corner and watch you.

 

[Male Idiot]

This didn't happen weeks ago during the Spring semester. I've asked around what "vibe" I give off and it's usually "don't talk to me." Old Man Hot Wheels was the only homeless person out of all these weird interactions if that means anything. I hope he enjoyed his Pepsi. I felt a bit bad for not asking if he wanted diet or regular, but if you're already on some busted wheelchair I think you deserve full sugar.

Your logical and rational arguments are futile; I'm already entering phase 1 of psychosis: entertaining the thought that the government is sending these people to me. I'll let you know when the voices and hallucinations begin! I had one visual hallucination earlier this morning. The worst are the hallucinations that take form of your loved ones and peer around the corner and watch you.

Why exactly the government? I mean CIA does glowshit just curious as to why you think it is them, and not lets say the Redditors, Zeta Reticulans, Reptilians, Freemasons etc.

 

[Otterly]

60% of America's most popular movies contain torture. And not just the R-rated stuff. 42.9% of G-rated films and 44.8% of PG films had it too.

I have noticed this - it’s astonishingly common in children’s media. To a disturbing degree.

but I always hated how soyientists have these ridiculous concesuses due to lack of evidence, despite said consensus not following basic logic,

I always found it funny that the Iron Age starts just about the point where iron tends to have degraded if left in the ground before that. there’s a meteorite iron dagger found in king tut’s tomb that’s way older than ‘the iron age’ so people could work iron.

If you look at every other genocide in the 20th century from Stalin to Rwanda one of the leadups to mass genocide is to set up identification for who they should kill.

ha - you know when I pointed something similar out on Covid times it didnt go down well. I pointed out that qr codes and vax certificates were essentially internal passportsand asked people to look up every single incidence of those being used in history and what happened next.
I got shouted at a lot during Covid, by people who are supposed to like me

I am convinced that gene-edited races of people exist but are kept secret, maybe even from themselves.

there was a Chinese dude who CRIsPRd a baby I to being HIV resistent I think? I’m fairly sure far more goes on that we are told. It’s not as easy as just ‘increase the intelligence slider’ though. Intelligence is a function of multiple genes and we do t understand how to maximise it genetically. You’d need to have generations of children and test them and tease out which genes worked in which combinations. Removing known deleterious genes via pre implantation testing already happens

 

[snowdunes]

It’s not as easy as just ‘increase the intelligence slider’ though. Intelligence is a function of multiple genes and we do t understand how to maximise it genetically. You’d need to have generations of children and test them and tease out which genes worked in which combinations. Removing known deleterious genes via pre implantation testing already happens

I'm got this idea that the current knowledge about genes is wrong (or at least the normie knowledge about it).

You touched on intelligence being dependent on many genes and I don't think anyone knows how to isolate them, not even the cutting edge researchers actually knows what does what (some correlations at best, but still just guessing). I think many of these things are a shot in the dark, and these edited babies (if they exist) are not going to be in most cases "super human", but rather messed up ones (failure rates exceeds the success) due to it's mostly just trial and error. Since this is generational and humans age so slow in addition to personality also factors in performance, it's super difficult to follow up and in the end of the day, the best way for eugenics is simply pair breeding like we have done for centuries. Pair up two humans that has a family history in a skill/characteristics and pair them. Looking at IVF, you can avoid obvious genetic diseases, but anything more than that is not possible I think without high risk (it's gambling).

I will go even further with biology in general, due to the taboo of race (due the powers that be "having to" include niggers as humans), we have pozzed the current knowledge index (research data bases, protocols, libraries etc). The current theory has major misleading, contradicting and simply wrong information stagnating this field. To make it worse, gene testing is also politicised, such as parental father tests or crime evidences, too many opportunities for people to make up shit for societal convinces. Let a random guy pay for the kid instead of the government, let's prison this guy because it's more convince etc because the "DNA test" said so, a test nobody can to except for these "experts" in a super expensive lab you don't have access to.

TLDR Gene editing already is happening on humans, but it's probably not showing that many good results, rather than the opposite, mostly are just sick kids. We don't know shit about how genes actually works and it's still trial and error and a simple breeding program would probably show not only similar results, but maybe even better.

 

[big pauper]

The high school version of genetics is that "genes are inherited" but that's not actually true. well, they're inherited, but just because you inherit a gene doesn't mean it's active. It's activity is dependant on a complex of web of other factors including other genes, which parent the gene came from (not which sex chromosome the gene is on, that's something else), environmental factors, and all sorts of things that scientists call "epigenetics"

This is not unknown, it wasn't unknown fifty years ago. it's just a highly advanced nderstanding of molecular biology that doesn't get explained to normies so it doesn't confuse them. Kind of like bohrs model of electrons - they don't cover this in college level biology classes unless you're in a major program because it's literally splitting hairs


People can barely wrap their mind around mendel squares how do you expect them to put an asterisk in front of every result