🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Since Tarl is kind of boring and a rotting corpse, can we talk about Asian dishes. I like Szechuan dishes.
God, I'm so white.

I like them hot, and I cook them authentic. Stir fry is nothing special, and I'm pretty sure that mine—and my kimchi-fried rice (kimchi homebrewed)—would Make Tarl's trailer trash messes look sick.

And I don't mean sick in the new sense.

Why does he have to brag about cooking when what he does sounds so wan and basic?

You don't crow about your culinary skills, you just feed those you love and get satisfaction from watching them eat.

Tonight it'll be Swedish meatballs on kluski chez Nig.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

(kimchi homebrewed)
Tonight it'll be Swedish meatballs on kluski chez Nig.

Your home has to smell like both heaven and hell.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Your home has to smell like both heaven and hell.

"Yes indeed!" as Tardl might sing.

I gave my sister a jar because she once asked me for a kimchi recipe. I figured she liked it; she had named one of her seal point Siamese child substitutes "Kimchi". She didn't touch it and asked me why it smelled like sewage. A most passive/aggressive old bag.

 

[Guytoucher18]

Since Tarl is kind of boring and a rotting corpse, can we talk about Asian dishes. I like Szechuan dishes.

Fan of the controversial szechuan peppercorn? My gweilo taste buds hated it at first but I've come to enjoy the Ma la sensation.

I love how many Tarl haters enjoy cuisine. Perhaps there's extra disdain for him among food lovers after watching him eat like a fag and smugly lecture us on food and nutrition.

 

[mickrussom]

Swedish meatballs on kluski

Köttbullar mit Kluski
on the menu of
Chateaux de caserne de nègres aka die Negerhöhle

I gave my sister a jar because she once asked me for a kimchi recipe. I figured she liked it; she had named one of her seal point Siamese child substitutes "Kimchi". She didn't touch it and asked me why it smelled like sewage. A most passive/aggressive old bag.

I daily eat kimchi, unpasteurized sauerkraut, natto, real raw yogurt and miso paste. Natto is the one I wont skip ever.



A great way to eat natto is over tamago kake gohan [卵かけご飯] which is hot rice mixed with raw egg. Add a little soy sauce [醤油] (sho yu) and stir it together.

Then put the natto [— 納豆] on top. Add a drizzle of chili oil [— ラー油] (ra yu) plus chopped green onion [— ねぎ](negi).

Finally, use sheets of seaweed [海苔] (nori) to scoop everything up.

It is sticky, savory, spicy, rich, and absolutely delicious. Umami Klaus is coming to town.

Another Kingmaking Japanese breakfast is

A bowl of rice topped with natto flakes and soup with lots of fresh wakame seaweed and some freshly made pickles with some salmon shiozake. Coupled with some Ito Monogatari Drinking Yogurt - 伊都物語 のむヨーグルト .

 

[anscochrome]

I love how many Tarl haters enjoy cuisine. Perhaps there's extra disdain for him among food lovers after watching him eat like a fag and smugly lecture us on food and nutrition.

Guilty as charged!

The thing that first made me question him overall, was food specific. His assertions that Costa Rican coffee is the best (any Mocha-Java lover would contend that), and that Vermont Maple Syrup is the best (his lack of historical context. The Northwest Territories -Ohio when it became a state in particular, was the leading supplier of Maple Syrup from the 1790's till reconstruction. It was only then Vermont developed their Maple Syrup industry. Ohio produced syrup in general blows away Vermont syrup any day of the week. Vermont is all marketing).

Then after these assertions, he slathers ketchup onto every fucking thing he eats like the Appalachian Hillbilly trailer trash he REALLY is, and claims to be a food connoisseur. It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Please, no Swedish. I'll start having flashbacks of working on SAABs.

The thing that first made me question him overall, was food specific

He's not a pirate, he's it's fucking parrot. All he's done for his entire life is parrot things. It's how he did his shows, how he got BPD bitches to fall in love with him, and every bit of insight he had was somewhere between an AI and Dr. Sbaitso. He's never had an original thought. Even his edgy shit is below Cobes. It's all just regurgitated bullshit from some USENET archive.

The fact he can spew this bullshit and eat Spaghetti-Os from the can with the actual palate of an autistic six year old is, just, well- Tarl.

Natto

I've had Natto. Haven't eaten it in years (not a staple in rural farmville), and I'm too lazy to make it, but the off-putting part was the texture. It was like eating cummy boogers. That said, a couple of sake in, and who cares?

 

[mickrussom]

Dr. Sbaitso

I remember Eliza, Dr. Sbaitso and the Sound Blaster Talking Parrot. Sbaitso application attached. The early 1990s have called for some Sound Blaster and Chuck Yeager's Air Combat!



The talking parrot was silly but more entertaining than Tard. A vibe coded mashup of Tards face for SoundBlaster talking parrot with some gay-ass Sbaitso tier psychobabble might be funny to whip up.

I'm a talking parrot, please talk to me! Lol @ the Elmo laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY0F5AjHP7E

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Added to the list! And even narrowing down a preferred timeframe like a professional gamba!

• Nig Nog Neanderthal: Heart (dilated cardiomyopathy)
• Crackhead of the Rednecks: Liver
• Gardener of Kadesh: Pancreas (acute pancreatitis)
• Dumbledore's Onlyfans: Stomach/Intestines (Blood Fountain for the Blood God!)
• Autistic Joe: Kidneys
• Turquoise: Natural causes (age 103)
• Adamska: Heart Attack (caused by oral infection)
• UCantCCPMe: Raped to Death (by African migrants)
• Ghostface Killah: Seizures/Stroke (alcohol-induced)
• Locust Day: Fecal Vomiting
• King Metalia: Murder (by one of the exes)
• Billy Beeple: Poisoned (by Mel the Potato)
• El Chicharron: Raped to Death (in prison toilet)
• This Machine Milks Cows: Tooth Infection
• Ayatollah Rock n Rolla: Spontaneous Combustion (sun exposure)
• TowinKarz: The Gallows (for piracy)
• Doug Stamper 2.0: Blunt Force Head Trauma (alcohol fall)
• mickrussom: Liver Failure (no transplant, denied!)
• Quoth The Raven: Alcoholic Misadventure (acute organ failure, fall, etc.)
• eat ze bugs: HIV or Syphilis (or any STD)h
• Dizzyuntildeath: Squeezed Like Lennie's Puppy (by Mel's Tard-Strength)
• DominoPetachi: Multi-organ failure (alcoholism and malnutrition)
• Mr. Beavis: Death by garbage truck (asleep in a dumpster - fall 2026)

Watch it end up being something boring like Salmon Møøse Mousse.

He's going to go the way of Lady Di's roommate and die from an esophageal hemorrhage. That's when you vomit blood to death, usually due to alcohol-induced liver disease.

Since Tarl is kind of boring and a rotting corpse, can we talk about Asian dishes. I like Szechuan dishes.
God, I'm so white.

I visited China recently and while I thought all the food was good, my favorite dishes came from the Muslim quarter of Xi'an. I got gigantic bowls of Niurou Paomo and Biangbiang noodles for under $5 each and If I'm lucky enough to find them at home, I'll gladly fork over $25. Either that or I'll finally stop being a GayResearchVlogger and make them myself.

 

[mickrussom]

I visited China recently and while I thought all the food was good, my favorite dishes came from the Muslim quarter of Xi'an. I got gigantic bowls of Niurou Paomo and Biangbiang noodles

My weakness is proper Dan Dan Noodles with the toasted seasame paste (often substituted here for peanut butter as a shortcut) . Your biangbiang noodles reminded me of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxvFANun7tc

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Never had natto. Now I'm going to investigate.

Köttbullar mit Kluski

Chateaux de caserne de nègres aka die Negerhöhle

kjødballer in the antiquated lingo of my Norwegian immigrant people. Sounds suspiciously like "shit balls" to the English ear.

Ohio produced syrup in general blows away Vermont syrup any day of the week. Vermont is all marketing).

Anywhere with sugar maples (or even box elders) can turn out good syrup. My (non-retarded) sister's syrup was truly the best I ever tasted, with a hint of wood smoke in it. I'm sorry she sold all her equipment. Tarl was either just being provincial, or trying out ball-busting humor against Cannucks—maybe both.

 

[Nwah Slayer]

I hadn't thought about this guy in almost a decade from when he was publishing bullshiddo occult videos and lukewarm "conservative" commentary on his youtube when I saw this thread. Man, has there been a bigger fall-off in that weird political space this than guy. Meth'd out, check. Wife left him, check. Beat his girlfriend, check. This guy is batting 1,000 for a trailer trash soap opera. Still not sure why people are talking about The Chinese food thing doesn't make sense to me, but yeah. Classic case of 'reap what you sew.'

 

[Autistic Joe]

He's going to go the way of Lady Di's roommate and die from an esophageal hemorrhage. That's when you vomit blood to death, usually due to alcohol-induced liver disease.

An excellent choice, sir. It's added to the list!

• Chef Red Pill: Esophageal hemorrhage

 

[deleuzeon]

Man, has there been a bigger fall-off in that weird political space this than guy.

Quartering just started mixing painkillers with Xanax and booze so we'll see.

 

[There She Glows]

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Tahini is a better substitute than peanut butter since it's the untoasted version but easier to find in western stores.

Sorry this thread goes off track a lot so to stay on topic, styx is a faggot.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Now I’m picturing a very dapper gentleman pinky raised as he takes a discrete and delicate, so as not to overwhelm the senses, sniff from an elegant booty perfumed digit as one might do from an intricately engraved and bejeweled snuff box.

That’s actually a pretty good piece of art!

Vile.

Maybe we do live in a simulation.

Anyway, Styx is really looking horrific. Of all the ways to end life, he chooses the most pathetic way imaginable. What a pitiable creature.
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I've seen healthier looking end stage Hospice patients than 'Ol Cap'n Crack Sparrow here.

 

[mickrussom]

I love how many Tarl haters enjoy cuisine. Perhaps there's extra disdain for him among food lovers after watching him eat like a fag and smugly lecture us on food and nutrition.

If one is into food, has traveled and are at least not provincial or dare I say worldly and truly enjoy food then Tard's horse shit with his food motherhood and ridiculous opinions and preferences reveal him to be a man child with nothing interesting to say on the topic of food. He is a fraud.

We saw this again with firearms. I happen to like food quite a bit and have traveled a lot all over the world, and I happen have some firearms experience and actually EDC. And whenever Tard talks about food and firearms he is out of his element. Thicks actually blamed a negligent discharge on a Glock design failure. Of all the pistols to try and blame an ND on...

Tard is a jack of all trades master of none. More like a jack ass of all trades. The only thing Tard could pretend he has information on is demons and the occult and most of that is complete balderdash made-up shit. The one thing he should have known as an occultist is dont sell your soul to a demon and he went ahead and screwed that up.

 

[anscochrome]

Tard's horse shit with his food motherhood and ridiculous opinions and preferences reveal him to be a man child with nothing interesting to say on the topic of food. He is a fraud.

And yet, a person like me with a reasonable amount of intelligence was taken in by his horseshit from 2017 till about 2019. I genuinely thought, "how does this guy have access to behind the scenes activities to know this? Who could he possibly know inside the administration that would feed him this information, and not at the same time be embarrassed that they know and share confidences with this guy"? Then his horrible takes on food consumption and quality (and childish use of ketchup) led me to smell a rat. Then his total lack of context when discussing history and pop culture history and influence, I concluded, "what a fool I have been" and felt like a duped sucker.

Fortunately, I didn't gift him thousands of wasted dollars like troll pay pigs such as Sigilstone did for years.

 

[mickrussom]

And yet, a person like me with a reasonable amount of intelligence was taken in by his horseshit from 2017 till about 2019

I think everyone wants Joe the plumber IRL. I think people in general that are slightly aware or better just want a regular guy to say what we think. The free peoples have been gaslit by tribal forces, usurious moneylenders, marketing and public relations/propaganda, feminists and cabals of technophiles that are scheming against individual liberty and seeking to generally suppress the supposed choices the proles are allowed to take (15 minute city, you'll own nothing and be happy, electioneering, forcing a choice between two pigeonholed candidates from approved parties, etc).
Tard had a chance to be a regular Joe with hot takes. Thicks ended up being a drugged-out drunk alcoholic druggie demon-worshipping deadbeat-father whore-philandering cheating blowing crypto money on whores and a general BPD hole surfer and finally a tard-fucker. I would almost suggest that his hot takes weren't the problem - it was him living a lie and letting the fame and money go to his head.

 

[BuckToothBonanza666]

Tarl is an SCP. Lock him up.