Nolan's The Odyssey - Potentially could be epic or an epic flop.

The announced the press tour for the video in a tweet (immediately locked the comments down, by the way).
Now, you tell me what you notice missing from this circuit that might be important to the movie.


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Don’t worry sneeders, I saved a picture of it too.
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They are going to India, but not Greece.
 
As an Aeneid fan, I am happy this is going to look like shit. The Gayreeks coped and seethed at the Trojans winning the long game. Athenafags had to write in her epically owning Mars. Remember Troy won in the end.

The Greeks are synonymous with butt sex and the Trojans are known only as condoms.

I think we can call it a draw.
 
The announced the press tour for the video in a tweet (immediately locked the comments down, by the way).
Now, you tell me what you notice missing from this circuit that might be important to the movie.

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Don’t worry sneeders, I saved a picture of it too.
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They are going to India, but not Greece.

The Global Tour in Asia is a terrible idea!

Nolan and his fucking woke Hollywood buddies don't understand how much they ruined this movie by casting Lupita and Ellen.

Because they live in their dumb Hollywoke bubble where black people are being worshipped they don't know just how much India, China & South Korea (and other asian countries) hate dark skin and black people. They will laugh at tranny Ellen and call her a gay degenerate but they will be repulsed by Lupita.

This Global tour will probably do more harm than good because more potential moviegoers in these countries will be made aware that they casted a Jogger and a tranny.

Not only that but the audience in asia doesn't like bleak movies with mostly yapping and not much action.
 
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That picture must be as devastating as the one from Lena Dunham standing between models and taylor swift. That picture was devastating enough, made worse by her boyfriend using it as his PC wallpaper to the point where she thought fuck it, I'll pork out. Whatever the next step of transhumanism is going to be for elliot page, it's going to be horrific.
 
The Greeks are synonymous with butt sex and the Trojans are known only as condoms.

I think we can call it a draw.
The Trojan War is literally a divine woman moment. I mean that literally. It’s two of the Greek gods getting pissed they lost a beauty contest with the goddess of beauty, who was wise enough to realize “oh he’s gonna think with his dick” when it came time to bribe the mortal judge.

Unironically a woman saying “why don’t women play a bigger role in this” is fucking retarded.
 
The Trojan War is literally a divine woman moment. I mean that literally. It’s two of the Greek gods getting pissed they lost a beauty contest with the goddess of beauty, who was wise enough to realize “oh he’s gonna think with his dick” when it came time to bribe the mortal judge.

Unironically a woman saying “why don’t women play a bigger role in this” is fucking retarded.
Something similar happened when Netflix adapted Saint Seiya anime, a shonen, and changed one of the characters to be a woman because the team didn't have one. They forgot that the story involves that all of them fight for Athena, the goddess, who's their whole motivation and reason to keep going because she's he leader of her army.

And, on top of it, the character they turned into a girl was a character who's the "delicate" of the team, the one people (within the story and the readers) often mocked and called a girl for his reluctance to fight, unless there was a true motivation for him to do so.
 
The Trojan War is literally a divine woman moment. I mean that literally. It’s two of the Greek gods getting pissed they lost a beauty contest with the goddess of beauty, who was wise enough to realize “oh he’s gonna think with his dick” when it came time to bribe the mortal judge.

Unironically a woman saying “why don’t women play a bigger role in this” is fucking retarded.
Funny thing is that all three offered him something that could get him any woman. Difference is that the losers went for the subtle, long term ways for getting women and the little shit didn't realize it.
 
Funny thing is that all three offered him something that could get him any woman. Difference is that the losers went for the subtle, long term ways for getting women and the little shit didn't realize it.
He didn’t want insane military might or whatever, he wanted a pretty girl simple as. Neither Hera nor Athena really understood love, Athena at most had some snake man rape baby that might be leftovers from a Bronze Age religion.

The Trojan War is truly the story of a GigaStacey out maneuvering a milf and a chudfoid to found Rome.
 
He didn’t want insane military might or whatever, he wanted a pretty girl simple as.
And he could have gotten the girl if he picked Athena. Choose Athena, go to war with Sparta, get the girl. Paris was truly unprepared for kingship.

Neither Hera nor Athena really understood love
Hera did. She is the goddess of marriage.

Athena at most had some snake man rape baby that might be leftovers from a Bronze Age religion.
I am not sure I understand that sentence.

The Trojan War is truly the story of a GigaStacey out maneuvering a milf and a chudfoid to found Rome.
Aphrodite was more of a femme fatale. Love was seen as a natural disaster for all the harm it caused.
 
Aphrodite also had familial, albeit distant, ties to Paris being the mother of Aeneas.
 
And he could have gotten the girl if he picked Athena. Choose Athena, go to war with Sparta, get the girl. Paris was truly unprepared for kingship.


Hera did. She is the goddess of marriage.


I am not sure I understand that sentence.


Aphrodite was more of a femme fatale. Love was seen as a natural disaster for all the harm it caused.
Part of Aphrodite is disorder, love is chaotic if I am going to wax poetic. Eros was literally one of the first things spawned out of chaos in Greek myth. Aphrodite various a ton because depending on the source she basically is a desire made manifest and that desire undoes order, literally chaos once held by Uranus now free, or something else.

She’s not a femme fatale as a concept of ordering chaos and creation by desire and love.

Hera is trapped in a loveless marriage. Her entire shit is gaining position, but no love because she’s trapped with a paranoid chaoskampf.
 
Gonna be heading to an IMAX showing with a good friend of mine and his girlfriend since they had a spare ticket due to his brother not being able to go. Don't have high expectations but fuck it, maybe get a good laugh or two out of it.
A manlet Troonchilles who is a good head shorter than Helen of the Congo. What a time to be alive.
 
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