🌟 Internet Famous Daniel Keem / KEEMSTAR - Founder of #DRAMAALERT and Abusive, Hypocritical Cowardly Online Vigilante

[Most Wanted Banana]

Bro she looks like 20 years younger than him. Who is this bish?

Apparently her name is Brantley, and she looks 20 years younger because she is 20 years younger. There's people calling him a pedophile on every comment section.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

How old is this child bride?

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Did Keemstar really got married?

According to their retard fans on Reddit it wasn't an 'official' wedding whatever that means. New York doesn't acknowledge common-law marriages either, so who fucking knows.

I'm guessing the gnome knows she's only with him for his money and doesn't want to officially tie the knot and give her access to it.

 

[zeroapexpeak]

His barber did a good job on his beard's edges.

Yeah I agree the wife does look nice

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Apparently her name is Brantley, and she looks 20 years younger because she is 20 years younger. There's people calling him a pedophile on every comment section.

I wouldn't say he is a peed, but it is so fucking funny watching hypergamy irl. I can't wait to report on his messy divorce.

 

[SoyBoyCaliphate]

Especially when he looks way more dignified in the one picture without it.

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He honestly looks fine there. Some people look subhuman without hair, but he just looks like some sort of Armenian gangster, or that weird looking SOAD guy. Makes me think the cap isnt just cope, I guess he thinks it's part of his brand now? It still looks cringe

 

[The_Red_Man]

Do you think that when he carried his new wife into their wedding night hotel room, he yelled "LETS GET RIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NUDE"?

This will be my only post in this thread thank you and good night.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Flipping the camera off at your wedding is nigger behavior.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Did Keemstar really got married?

lol bald

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Apparently her name is Brantley, and she looks 20 years younger because she is 20 years younger. There's people calling him a pedophile on every comment section.

How old is this child bride?

She was like 20 when Keem first met her, so not really a "child" but I'm always weirded out by men who date much younger women like this who are barely legal, like there must be something about her inherent immaturity that Keem took a liking to.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

That chrome dome of his takes me back to this classic Keem video:

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Especially when he looks way more dignified in the one picture without it.

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God damn, he looks almost normal. That baseball cap and glasses combo isn’t doing him any favors.

Goes to show that if it weren’t for his shitty personality, he’d be a pretty average dude.

 

[Dimentio acolyte]

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That chrome dome of his takes me back to this classic Keem video.]

Of course the only photo I've seen of this entire event where he isn't wearing his hat is on the farms.
........hats off to my favorite sleuths......

 

[DickMain]

Keem just lose the hat, man, it's over. It looks fine. You have the beard. Just own it.

 

[12345678901]

She was like 20 when Keem first met her, so not really a "child" but I'm always weirded out by men who date much younger women like this who are barely legal, like there must be something about her inherent immaturity that Keem took a liking to.

You are not weirded out you are jealous and mad nigga that woman must be pushing 30 at this point, he could replace her with something younger if he didn't love her.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Did Keemstar really got married?

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How long until we get a divorce arc, and he's forced to live in squaller?

 

[Bob_]

I don't care if I sound like a nitpicking boomer;

Take your fucking baseball cap off you fucking adolescent nigger. It's one of the biggest days of your life and you look like a frat boy who just got back from Buffalo Wild Wings.

Have some fucking decorum and class.
If your bald head bothers you that much splurge on a nice Stetson or something.

NOPE NOPE NOPE

This man should NEVER be without a cap on his head. Jesus christ what a sight that bald head is

 

[spacko]

keemstar is gay

i bet she has a very feminine penis

 

[Drama Trauma]

Especially when he looks way more dignified in the one picture without it.

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If he grey out his beard on both sides he would have the "Jack Murphy look", which funnily enough fits him as I read somewhere he is now into swinging and cuckolding.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

How old is his wife again? Also, the marriage wont last.