DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerelictOnion]

Some of these job suggestions are very out there. Shelf stacker? Security guard? Phil lacks the physicality for either, plus he is very timid and non-confrontational IRL. Who would hire him for these jobs when there are 17-18 year olds in much better physical condition who'd do them for a lower paycheck than the greed goblin would demand?

I'd say he may qualify for something like data entry operator. A monotonous desk job where you spend your time in front of a computer and don't interact much with other people. Of course, then his laziness would be a major issue. If he is not supervised constantly he'd slack off.

 

[SwiftBucks]

It's july 4th motherfuckers! Are you faggots ready to celebrate the single greatest thing on planet earth?

That's right! It's time to watch an incontinent geriatric wear costumes and clean out his closet

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

 

[Yung Dalph]

Watching MATI and I can see why you guys get annoyed with Josh sometimes.
"Is DSP wearing a diaper?" *Looks at 1 pictture* "I don't think so, next segment"

Even the Casino did better and the only way their Phil coverage could be lazier is if they started reacting live.

If you think kino casino do anything different than that, you fall into the category of dunce that Phil describes every time when he's crashing out on detractors. Kino Casino do literally nothing more than bandwagon whatever current detractor meme exist and repeat it's true because Phil rants about it and dentractors keep throwing gifted subs at them.

With that said, MATI might be the most boring stream on the internet as a whole. Josh is a charisma vacuum obsessed with pedos and lolis, a mentally RAPED goyboy who sounds like he's off 5 percs. There are streamyard panel streams of crackheads arguing about Trump with more energy and entertainment value than MATI.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Some of these job suggestions are very out there. Shelf stacker? Security guard? Phil lacks the physicality for either, plus he is very timid and non-confrontational IRL. Who would hire him for these jobs when there are 17-18 year olds in much better physical condition who'd do them for a lower paycheck than the greed goblin would demand?

I'd say he may qualify for something like data entry operator. A monotonous desk job where you spend your time in front of a computer and don't interact much with other people. Of course, then his laziness would be a major issue. If he is not supervised constantly he'd slack off.

Working Youtube support would be the ultimate karmic justice

 

[Balr0g]

Some of these job suggestions are very out there. Shelf stacker? Security guard? Phil lacks the physicality for either, plus he is very timid and non-confrontational IRL. Who would hire him for these jobs when there are 17-18 year olds in much better physical condition who'd do them for a lower paycheck than the greed goblin would demand?

I'd say he may qualify for something like data entry operator. A monotonous desk job where you spend your time in front of a computer and don't interact much with other people. Of course, then his laziness would be a major issue. If he is not supervised constantly he'd slack off.

Diaper tester. Easy job, he can do it from home and write his review in mail form

In all seriousness though Phil would fail in every job he does. I mean fuck me, he got fired from almsot every job he held, even his last nepo job (most likely because he came in late and drunk, took way too long to complete assignments and making imposwseible demands). His current "job" is perfect for such a lazy fuck, especially as he can leach of the bottomfeeder of society

 

[Gulls on Film]

Watching MATI and I can see why you guys get annoyed with Josh sometimes.
"Is DSP wearing a diaper?" *Looks at 1 pictture* "I don't think so, next segment"

Even the Casino did better and the only way their Phil coverage could be lazier is if they started reacting live.

That's called getting deboonked, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

 

[Captain Courage]

Do you think he'll use his VFS (Versatile Film Stick) for the closet clean out or he'll just magically forget it exists ? And won't film the inside of his closet.

There's a chance he didn't pre-emptively cleaned his closet cause of his laziness and he'll be extra careful about showing anything incriminating.

Anytime anyone mentions his IRL streaming gear I'm reminded of when he was testing his lapel mic and the audio glitched into full-on ear rape for a few seconds and I want to watch it again but just can't find the clip.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Watching MATI and I can see why you guys get annoyed with Josh sometimes.
"Is DSP wearing a diaper?" *Looks at 1 pictture* "I don't think so, next segment"

Even the Casino did better and the only way their Phil coverage could be lazier is if they started reacting live.

read below

https://youtu.be/3789sXo4dnQ?t=551

>But there is like a genuinely unhinged contingent of people who hate Phil and it's a complete enigma to me. They they try to justify it and I just I just don't get it.
Ver archivo adjunto 9144488
taking a shit on your 2nd largest community for over a decade because you think they are "a genuinely unhinged contingent of people who hate Phil" and after you have a 2 hour sess with that Phil guy you come back with "I get why people troll Phil" it's the biggest form of faggotry on the planet.
And sometimes it's not even trolling, because in Phil's case, he kind of is in a positive feedback loop with the "trolls", because it's part of his money extraction business strategy.

I still remember in one of his livestreams where he reads the forum for money joss said something among the lines of don't push him because he is trying to work for the forum or something like that, which is the exact opposite of what he does.

DSP pampers trolling was promised to me 3000 years ago and it's real in my mind.
I don't need anything more than that to have fun.

 

[Optimus Crime]

With the power of the stars and stripes vested in me, I guarantee Phil won't make more than $250 today. Deus vult.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

With the power of the stars and stripes vested in me, I guarantee Phil won't make more than $250 today. Deus vult.

I'm afraid our boy will probably make over a thousand social security disability buxx today for waddling in and out of his closet and informing us of the history he has with a fucking USB cable he dug out of a box, and it will be both a glorious tribute to and a damning indictment of American capitalism on this most American of days.

And we'll like it!
And we'll EAT IT!
USA! USA!

 

[strandedcastaway]

With the power of the stars and stripes vested in me, I guarantee Phil won't make more than $250 today. Deus vult.

The thing is, the more retarded one of Phil's stream ideas is, the more the dents like it. Paying him to open Pokemon card packs and then Phil keeps the cards too? Love it! Watching a greasy beggar clean out his closet? Sign me up! Listening to Phil tell his life story for the 1000th time while wearing a shitty silver vest? Where is my credit card so I can tip? He's going to make a lot of money because his fans are stupid, and then you know a bunch of "detractors" will tip him so they can insult him in superchats.

And even if the dents don't tip, "anonymous" always seems to show up with a $50 or $100 tip so Phil can open some card packs. Funny how that works.

The main interest for today (if there is any) is how Phil will have to contort himself to move around his extremely cramped setup to get the vests and somehow also not turn his back to the camera so we don't see the diaper.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

All that money spent to get new camera angles and now he can’t use them. Sad!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Honestly, I wish that someone would trick him to enable the adult's only section of Steam.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

With the power of the stars and stripes vested in me, I guarantee Phil won't make more than $250 today. Deus vult.

I'm guessing he'll make 600-800. The dents loved this shit last year. Stepdad and ICS, along with the regular dolphins especially. A sane audience would've tuned out of that shit.

 

[HackerX]

Honestly, I wish that someone would trick him to enable the adult's only section of Steam.

Hell yeah! I'm all for Derich's return!

 

[Twrx]

Despite all the highs he thinks he's had since the side scrollers interview, his life and "career" (with heavy quotes) has done nothing but plummet. Everyday is a new hell

 

[SwiftBucks]

I'm guessing he'll make 600-800. The dents loved this shit last year. Stepdad and ICS, along with the regular dolphins especially. A sane audience would've tuned out of that shit.

My bet is on $1300

About $700 in real tips and the rest faked for pack rips. He's gonna be massively salty and begging the next day tho

 

[British Mersh]

My bet is on $1300

About $700 in real tips and the rest faked for pack rips. He's gonna be massively salty and begging the next day tho

No pack rips today, it's only about vests.

 

[SwiftBucks]

No pack rips today, it's only about vests.

Fuck how could I forget.

I still think vest support will be lackluster and a in a whale mary effort to save the shtream he'll offer pack rips

 

[Balr0g]

Caught up with the Kino Casino stream and apparently they will do a Phil special on Monday. Jesus, welcome home I guess. Maybe they should give Phil the Idubbz treatment to see if his income takes a hit (it seemed to take one when the Casino focused on Jer)