AMERICA 250 WHOOP WHOOP - HERES TO 250 MORE!!!

[Curry Teafag]

Happy Birthday, burgerfatties. Try not to overeat, or you will die from heart attacks, like your frens the insurrectors.

 

[News At 11]

On this anniversary, do not merely remember your victories. Remember your debts. Remember that the freedom won by your forebears was purchased not only by their blood but entrusted to your virtue. Two hundred and fifty years is but a breath in the accounting of the Almighty, yet in that breath a nation was given dominion over vast wealth and vaster souls. Ask not for more years, but for better ones. Repent, love, and be still. May the God of peace, who by His Son reconciles all things in heaven and on earth, grant you the grace to become what you have professed.

 

[ShapelyMutton]

"Any understanding of this nation has to be based and I mean really based" - Shelby Foote

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[Pee Cola]

Happy 250th! You Seppo bastards are alright.

 

[corvuscorax]

Happy Birthday, America. Happy 4th to my fellow Amerikike Kiwis, hope your Independence Day is filled with fun, fireworks, family and friends

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[Racist Parrot]

Be safe with your fireworks friends. If you didn't buy any you're a fucking commie.

 

[ScarletDevil]

unironically one of the best renditions

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

I’m doing my patriotic duty and getting on a booze cruise to watch fireworks tonight. ‘Merica, bitch.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Patriot profile pictures now!

 

[31 Black]

How are yall celebrating?

Going to the shooting range with my best bud to fire off my suppressed .45, then setting off fireworks with my neighbors. Literal perfection.

Be safe with your fireworks friends. If you didn't buy any you're a fucking commie.

Or stuck in some shithole blue state full of Karens.

 

[corvuscorax]

Patriot profile pictures now!

 

[Professor Donger]

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[innocent jogger]

'Member when Shiloh Hendrix called a nigger a nigger in Blue Somolia, Minnesota and GOT AWAY WITH IT!?! I 'member.

 

[plgfarts]

Happy 250th to the best country in the world, baby!
How are yall celebrating? I've got a busy weekend but I'll at least be breaking out the champagne and popping off some fireworks in the backyard.

Classic car show, party at a friend's lake house, dinner at the in-laws.

Fireworks at every location, the Yuengling will be flowing.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU to have a seizure

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

All non-Americans must discontinue posting in this thread on this, the most holy day of America. If you fail to comply we will steal your president.

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[GungusDingaling]

If God wanted us to be on a metric system he would have given Jesus 10 apostles
Love me God. Love me country. Love me wife. Simple as.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I LIKE BROAD STRIPES

AND I CANNOT LIE
AMERICANS CANNOT DENY
WHEN A FLAG UNFURLS
STARS WHITE LIKE PEARLS
FLYING IN THE SKY SO HIGH
WE GET PROUD

 

[innocent jogger]

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[Korpon]

BOMB ALL SICKOS