🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 78 8.7%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 216 24.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 440 48.8%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    901
Talking about swuts, Letty was asked by her new bf friend, Ed Matthews about her relationship with Sam Pepper and her trip to India with him. She
was unable able to answer the questions but Ed here keep pressing her and being hostile overall so she instead just left, ending her stream.
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Edit: I fucked up and fixed the descsription of the video.
Wetty is a swut
 
These two are the best thing we could have gotten from Fishtank, I don't know why Jet is being so fucking emo about the entire thing when it allowed us to know of these two creatures.
It's so crazy we almost didn't get them. They were last minute replacements for a Pajeeta. I initially was thought Jet was super retarded for passing on them, but he posted their audition during the season and I can't blame him for passing on that.
I had the same exact theory about the house transitions, I think I even posted about them in this thread. The ads and hint-hint-nudge-nudge references felt obvious.
My theory was liked rather quickly, I thought Season 4 was a fake out, and all these shitty contestants were going to get murdered by vampires the first night as a surprise transition to BG2.
This is just Incel behavior foolishly hoping to get positive reaction from someone they have the hots for. Burt can literally get paid to fuck men's wives and still be an Incel.
 
Alex is live with James Drake and he's drunk off his ass. And wearing some really weird contact lenses.
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Why the fuck is it called TIME PIZZA

God damn this is surreal

SUCK A NIGGA DICK OR SOMETHIN
 

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Alex's ex (I guess the divorce is official) showed up to his house while another woman was house sitting for him. He's calling the other woman and trying to calm her down while blackout drunk.
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We're talking Ethan Ralph pillstream level drunk.
During this call Alex said “they’re gone” meaning his ex either just broke in and stole their monkeys, his pills, or James and Alex’s guns.
 
Alex is harassing random valet drivers while James Drake is desperately trying to get him into an uber lol. Alex looks like he's about to puke.
James is really good at this, every time Alex asks him to do something he just lies and say "You got it." and Alex calms down.
 
^High Alex posted a #proof video relating to Benji but this convo with Jackie seems to be mostly concerned about the him "breaking Benji's back" part instead of offering any evidence of his well being.



He did however get Drake to confirm to the stream that Benji is alive and that he was able to touch him even.
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Edit: My bad. I tuned in late on the stream. Here is Benji:


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seems to check out:
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Answer for all the retards in the thread:
-Are you fucking?: The answer is no.
-Are you exclusively friends?: The answer is yes.

Short of putting a gun to my head and making me do this, I would never publicly admit to this shit. Jesus, Burt.
I'm too autistic to understand. Can you detail what went down in these screenshots further for me?
 
welp. Benji is gone again. apparently Jackie raided his place and even stole stuff from Drake - including a gun - and posted about it on discord. all the while his house sitter lady hid in the bathroom and called the cops (and now lost her job). are these people real?


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Jackie's discord post of Drake's bag contents :
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Alex being upset.
 
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