4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC and LOLCOW, LLC, d/b/a KIWI FARMS, Plaintiffs, v. THE UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, a/k/a OFCOM

4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC v. UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS 1:25-cv-02880 — District Court, District of Columbia

  • Docket No.
    1:25-cv-02880
  • Court
    District Court, District of Columbia
  • Filed
    26 de Ago, 2025
  • Nature of Suit
    440 Civil Rights: Other
  • Cause
    28:2201 Declaratory Judgment
  • Jurisdiction
    Federal Question
  • Jury Demand
    None
  • Last Filing
    15 de Ene, 2026

Parties (3)

Parties
UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, LOLCOW, LLC, 4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC

Recent Filings (showing 5 of 31)

# Date Description Filing
13 15 de Ene, 2026 REPLY to opposition to motion re 8 Motion to Dismiss/Lack of Jurisdiction, filed by UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS. (Kry, Robert) (Entered: 01/16/2026) 1 2
1 de Ene, 2026  
1 de Ene, 2026 Set/Reset Deadlines: Replies due by 1/19/2026. (tj)
31 de Dic, 2025  
31 de Dic, 2025 MINUTE ORDER granting 12 Motion for Extension of Time to File Reply: It is hereby ORDERED that Defendant shall file its Reply to Plaintiffs Opposition to Defendant's Motion to Dismiss on or before January 19, 2026. SO ORDERED. Signed by Judge Rudolph Contreras on 1/1/2026. (lcrc2)
Doesn’t that hinge on Ofcom being covered by sovereign immunity? If a court rules they are not, they are open to suit, right?
Correct, although they pretty much are an arm of the government.
and the only way to do that is force the US to limit speech on US citizens.
By the way, Elon Musk, Zucker, and so on, are all funding bills in Congress specifically to achieve this.

 
They would 100 percent put up a fight if an actual threat to their business model happened. Legal and extralegal means.
Scumfucks like Meta and Cuckerberg actually benefit from oppressive regimes like this, because what is nuisance value to them, basically throwing some spare change into the tin cup of a beggar, is an existential threat to anyone who might later become a competitor.
 
Scumfucks like Meta and Cuckerberg actually benefit from oppressive regimes like this, because what is nuisance value to them, basically throwing some spare change into the tin cup of a beggar, is an existential threat to anyone who might later become a competitor.
Fines like these are just so they can get the ladder cut under them. For a trillion dollar corporation a 758k fine is just the cost of doing business. For the little guy it's life ruination. It's just to ensure competition can never enter the market.
 
If you're unfortunate enough to reside in Britbongistan they won't even bother to ask: whatever they decide you owe them will either be automatically deducted from your bank account or garnished from your wages until the debt is paid.

That's what happened to Dankula when they finally got tired of pretending he had any rights.
This is also why they keep trying to kill off cash. Once that happens, not only can they garnish wages, they can limit what you buy (you've used your ration of red meat for the month), or lock you out of commerce for wrongthink.

Why the fuck is OFCOM even going after 4chan, you can find infinitely worse and more dangerous mis-information on Facebook.
No, Meta just complies to whatever.
Meta and Bluesky are on the correct side, pushing the narrative. Commenting on the news of the day with the "based" opinion is enough to land you in "facebook jail". They never had an issue with Twitter until Elon bought it.
 
They just can help themselves. It has become evidently clear that the UK is just asking for the US to kick their asses for a third time.
 
Why the fuck is OFCOM even going after 4chan, you can find infinitely worse and more dangerous mis-information on Facebook.

It's a weak lever in order to scare other sites into compliance.

The problem is they have no leg to stand on when it comes to fining American companies unless they have some sort of assets/presence in the UK. But they are obviously hoping they can find some commie court to ignore the law and the Constitution in order to try and enforce that fine. But I think honestly even the most left wing jurist will find that the precedent would be completely unwanted by everyone and would be swiftly overturned.

You know what all those companies have in common? They foolishly set up European offices and datacenters.

They also have lots of users in those countries that they can't afford to lose if the country tries to block them. 4chan isn't profit driven so I think they will not really care about that.
 
Ofcom is an organisation that is full of shit really, fucking hate those bureaucratic cunts. What the soul of Ofcom is is to serve as the suppressor of freedom of speech in the United Kingdom under the communist excuse of "safety", and what is also the soul of the OSA and the U16 Social Media ban. It is a Scrooge on British society and our traditional values.
 
Having lived and worked in Yurop and the UK it infuriates me that many of my fellow Americans have no understanding, appreciation or gratitude for this. Lefty protestors bleating about their 'rights' being violated make me want to fedpost.
It's why I always personally encourage protesters in the US to take their brave words and antics to other countries they're upset with. I never say it in a mocking "I dare you -- you don't have the balls" fashion either; I genuinely encourage it. Please, feminists, go to your beloved Iran to protest their mistreatment of women. By all means, rainbow brigade dangerhairs, go to [any Muslim-majority country] to protest their mistreatment of homosexuals/queers/alphabet members. Fascism fighters, go have it out with those dirty right-wingers trying to infest, oh, I dunno, Italy, or Spain, or China, or even India. Give 'em what for! It's the only way they'll learn.

I'll sit back reading the news of your arrests (or more likely, disappearances) in the air conditioned comfort of my American home.

It doesn't exist in any meaningful fashion if only a precious few have it (in a fashion that can be "withdrawn" retroactively, as you so helpfully point out:
The link you provide says it only protects them within Parliament, but it also extends beyond it. Again, it's a privilege enjoyed only by MPs and the like, even party leaders. It's why they couldn't officially "charge" Oswald Mosley in the 1940s, though they did "intern" him.
That's not "free speech." That's legal shielding from political enemies within their elite playground. It's nothing to do with the common man.

but mostly to punctuate why I resent the idea the UK "never had freedom of speech" or anything that amounts to it. The reason being is it belittles the fact we did have it, and until fairly recently too. It makes the notion of regaining it far more possible because of how easily it was stolen in the first place. It's not some mythological right that we could only gleam from across the Atlantic in envy, it was taken by a government
If it was "taken," it was not yours to begin with. That's the fundamental difference. We (the US) did invent our interpretation of "freedom of speech," and it remains unique in this world because literally everyone else treats it like a trinket to be awarded to the proles at the State's discretion. It is not. The UK never had it like we do. It was taken, for example. It cannot be taken by the US government. It is not a "take-able" thing. Trying to "take" it is a criminal act in the US, codified in US law and punishable accordingly. Infringement of civil rights is, in fact, one of the few things that can penetrate "qualified immunity" for government officials, in fact. Yes, attempts are routinely made to weasel around it (i.e. government agencies leaning on social media to censor certain topics or ban problematic people), but that can be fought and punished when proven.

Our Constitution and its Amendments don't give us rights. It recognizes existing rights that we're born with and possess innately as human beings, then forbids the government from infringing them. The language is absurdly clear throughout the document (which makes every absurd, tortured twisting of it by the Supreme Court over the years the most disgusting display of judicial malpractice in human history):

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Nothing there says "oh yeah you have the right to free speech, we hereby give it to you." It says "you already have freedom of speech, which we expressly forbid anyone from ever fucking with, and explicitly -- by law -- forbid ourselves from ever infringing with law, word or deed within the government."

That is special, and fundamentally unique in the world. No other government does this (with the kind of force of word ours does -- again, imitators like the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, don't even come close). No other nation in the world starts defining its relationship with its citizens (well, "subjects" elsewhere on Earth; very few nations strike me as having "citizens" instead of "subjects") by explicitly recognizing what the people automatically start with and forbidding itself from ever fucking with those rights.

I don't casually say "nobody has free speech except us" as a pithy insult or a "yay USA!" chant. I don't say it to hurt or insult you or anyone else. I say it because it's the truth, and it's really fucking important for people to understand that. What we have is unique, special, and worth protecting and defending (with violence if necessary, as the Second Amendment protects and the Civil War proved), warts and all. You literally cannot say or do things anywhere else in the world that you can in the US without risking actual, literal death or, at least, endless legal trouble from whatever state whose laws you're subject to.

Whether that method of recognizing rights and protecting them makes for a livable, functional society is still an ongoing endurance test. The United States has lasted a lot longer than anyone expected, and even though agents of evil and hatred routinely abuse our rights and freedoms to destabilize this nation, it has still withstood the test of time like almost no other country on earth ever has. The United Kingdom is older than the United States (obviously), but it is not a nation that serves, protects or cares about its subjects. It views them as property, chattel ... "subjects" with responsibilities to exploit, not citizens with rights and freedoms to protect. It is hostile to its people, and is a dying nation. The muzzies and jeets will be fighting over a corpse soon, not a functioning first-world country.
 
Meta and Bluesky are on the correct side, pushing the narrative. Commenting on the news of the day with the "based" opinion is enough to land you in "facebook jail". They never had an issue with Twitter until Elon bought it.
The reason why they hate elon is because he's not going along with the narrative and just blindly doing what they tell him to. After the twitter files exposed that the U.S government was demanding that social media sites be their covid gestapo for censorship, even Meta/facebook had to publically backpedal on that, More or less, some people were more upset that the government got caught with their hand in the cookie jar rather than the actual offense because it destroyed their narratives of "nobody is trying to censor you". Even now, X continues to give the censorship a big middle finger. now governments around the world are in a mad dash to police language on the internet openly because they lost control of the narrative.
 
They just can help themselves. It has become evidently clear that the UK is just asking for the US to kick their asses for a third time.
The British Government is asking for it.

I've reached the opinion that the British Government is not same thing as the Scots and the English. Its way worse then how Americans like to bitch about the United States. The United States is full of foibles and even as recently as this week likes to pretend that the Americans aren't actually a people that require legal recognition. Even if they otherwise act like they do. I don't feel like the United States actively hates America and wants to destroy it.

For Britain? Oh absolutely. I firmly believe Britain actively hates England and Scotland and wants to destroy them. Every action of the British government is designed to immiserate the English and the Scots. Its been pointed out before but needs to be pointed out again. The British government is the imperial vestige sitting like a tumor in the heart of the Kingdom of England. It continues to act out its imperial mandate as a global superpower, but its only remaining colonies are England, Scotland, Wales and Belfast. It treats its colonies the same way too. As interchangeable people and regions that are useful only in economic function.

This mentality by Britain is what caused the Americans to revolt against the British. Americans empathize with the English and the Scots because we see a colonial people being oppressed by a foreign government and think its horrible. It is a foreign government too btw. The British home secretary is a proud Pakistani. She has said as much publicly. Which is why we hope the English and the Scots revolt against the British just like we did. To be British is to be a party of a global Empire that anyone can subscribe to. And the British Government has made it abundantly clear that those are the people who will rule over the remaining British colonies of England and Scotland.

If there is one thing that Americans, Irish, Scots and English can agree on is that the British suck, and it really sucks to be ruled by Britain, and its King.

*edit*. Its also not an idle concern among the Americans. We are genuinely worried for our cousins in a way that goes beyond the usual concern for oppressed people the world over. If we didn't care, you wouldn't hear about us hating on the British government so much. Hatred is not the opposite of Love. Apathy is the opposite of Love. The growing Anger of Americans towards the British Government is not a product of a superiority complex. Its a product of genuine care. The fact that the British Government does not understand WHY the Americans are growing increasingly hostile towards them underscores the fact that the British Government is foreign. Not just to the Americans, but to the Home Islands as well.
 
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4chan is so gay that they aren't even allowed to have a thread to talk about this lolsuit. Imagine that. Imagine how fucking gay, how cucked, how pathetic, how jeeted they are, that their site is being threatened with nonexistence and JeetApe absolutely forbids any discussion whatsoever about it.

Just off yourselves you fucking pathetic cucks.
 
I'd like to point out that Twitter did bend the knee. Elon just pretended he wouldn't comply for a month. Every user Brazil demanded to be banned was banned, and Musk paid millions to Brazil
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In Brazil he resisted until X was blocked, staff was arrested and the assets of his other companies were frozen. For what exactly? Brazil is a criminal socialist shithole with zero human beings in it. Let them be ruled how they want.

Same goes for U.S, U.K, France and EU. He should just apologize and make peace with leftists. Not one buckbroken raped cattle will lift a finger for his freedom, Elon is punishing himself for no reason.
 
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