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User Gaston LaNoir and his unhinged schizophrenic tard babble
I post for whatever resistance there is out there who IS able to make sense of these ramblings and for the benefit of any rival intelligence agencies that might be watching who might find any of this useful. Who knows? Maybe Iran might like to know what our domestic intelligence agencies are up to. Maybe THEY might want to make a documentary about this.
Oh and write for you, the viewing audience watching this at home.
He makes a vague accusation because for one he hasn't looked at my post history at all and for two coming up with an actual agenda to assign to me would pin him down to being right or wrong, and being proven wrong would be further deleterious to his delusions.
We are now a long way away from open mics Greenpoint.
Floyd’s Death date contains two repetitions which if you’ll remember is a big deal in numerology.
05-25-2020
So you have two 52’s and/or two 20’s depending on how you look at it.
Oh and I’ll go ahead and address the elephant in the room. The twins towers kinda look like a big number 11.
Look, I’m not saying that my ex-gf’s bf did 9-11. I’m just addressing the obvious elephant in the room.
See, with most Kiwi Farns threads, the Esoteric Kelly Simmersism only goes to 10.
But in this thread?
Could it be that there is some super-secret wing of the CIA which is composed of sociopathic cultists willing to create orders that a normal person would refuse to carry out up to and including sacrificing their own life and that this group is contracted by the shadier wings of the deep state to do all the jobs that the that the Mormon suits back at CIA headquarters would not approve let alone the general public?
Probably.
But the problem with dealing with narcissistic sociopaths is that they are going to do some narcissistic sociopath shit like leave clues of their guilt so that they can brag about it later.
Anyway, if you are keeping score at home, I have now solved the mystery behind three different terrorist attacks, a hate crime, and exposed an international child sex trafficking operation and I STILL can not get my ex-gf to stop stalking me.
Anyway, if you are keeping score at home, I have now solved the mystery behind three different terrorist attacks, a hate crime, and exposed an international child sex trafficking operation and I STILL can not get my ex-gf to stop stalking me.
The plot twists of Trav’s Ex-Girlfriend never stop nor do they ever get smaller.
“The Jews killed both Heather Heyer AND George Floyd” are plot twists that even I did not see coming but there it is staring you in the face.
That and also everything is an inversion. Like how Steve Hassan is a anti-cult activist who secretly runs a cult and how someone whose name may or may not rhyme with Habe Goffman is an anti-pedophilia activist who may or may not be a child sex trafficker. What Kelly is gunning for is to be an anti-racism activist who is secretly controlling the white nationalist movement from behind the scenes.
Another person who exemplifies this concept is Rachel Siegel.
She presents herself as a white supremacist neo-Nazi
But in reality, she is a Jewish lesbian.
Who is actually an anti-white Zionist
And who has black relatives who she loves.
Rachel Siegel is a perfect inversion. She is the polar opposite in reality of what she presents herself as publicly.
I dunno if maybe this is part of how the cult breaks down someone’s sense of identity by making be the opposite of who they are naturally but it is a trend that is hard to miss.
Even I am an inversion. “They” would like you to believe that I am a stalker when in reality, I am the stalked.
How about this girl Anna KW AKA “the Hegelian E-Girl”? She is another inversion.
She presents as a Catholic theologian but is actually a secret Satanist.
“I go down to the sinners”
Oh, hardy harr harr.
Here’s a funny story about Satanic disclosure.
I often talk about how back in the day, I wrote all of Kelly’s material. Let me be a bit more specific by what I mean by that.
The way it worked with her last boyfriend Jordan was that he would write 10 jokes and then then throw a couple to his girlfriend.
The way Kelly and I work was more collaborative. I would write something for her and then she would put her personality into or she would have an idea for something and I would bang it into something that could get a laugh. In any case, I wrote the funny part.
However, there was ONE joke that she had that was her sole composition and did not have anyone else’s fingerprints on it. It was the one joke she continued telling after she broke up with Jordan. When Jordan told me he wrote all her material, I asked about this specific joke and he said “No, that’s the one joke she wrote herself.
The joke went something like this:
“My boyfriend caught me masturbating. He was like ‘What are all these guys doing in here?’”
Kinda hacky but it got a good enough audience response for her to keep doing it.
It would not be until 13 years later that I would find out that joke was actually a reference to her porno movie when she did in fact masturbate in a room full of guys.
I found that porno via facial recognition search and that joke was how I knew it was not a false positive. I said “Oh, so that joke, the one joke she wrote herself, was actually autobiographical.”
Even then, even all the way back then she was doing Riddler shit. Dropping little clues about what the truth is.
Now, is the rest of the joke true? Did Kelly once have a boyfriend who found out about her porno and ask “WTF?”
Possibly but that’s the subject of a different effortpost.
However, there was ONE joke that she had that was her sole composition and did not have anyone else’s fingerprints on it. It was the one joke she continued telling after she broke up with Jordan. When Jordan told me he wrote all her material, I asked about this specific joke and he said “No, that’s the one joke she wrote herself.
The joke went something like this:
“My boyfriend caught me masturbating. He was like ‘What are all these guys doing in here?’”
Kinda hacky but it got a good enough audience response for her to keep doing it.
It would not be until 13 years later that I would find out that joke was actually a reference to her porno movie when she did in fact masturbate in a room full of guys.
I found that porno via facial recognition search and that joke was how I knew it was not a false positive. I said “Oh, so that joke, the one joke she wrote herself, was actually autobiographical.”
Even then, even all the way back then she was doing Riddler shit. Dropping little clues about what the truth is.
Now, is the rest of the joke true? Did Kelly once have a boyfriend who found out about her porno and ask “WTF?”
Possibly but that’s the subject of a different effortpost.
In the past 24 hours, you have wasted hours of your life writing schizo tard babble on here. Your life must be completely fucked up. It's unbelievable that you haven't killed yourself yet. That alone leads me to conclude that you are not human, perhaps some AI clone.
The plot twists of Trav’s Ex-Girlfriend never stop nor do they ever get smaller.
“The Jews killed both Heather Heyer AND George Floyd” are plot twists that even I did not see coming but there it is staring you in the face.
The first night we hooked up, she was actually coming over to say goodbye. She had just been dumped by her writer and was ready to quit standup. I could have said goodbye, went on with the rest of my life while Kelly drank herself into the grave, and that would have been the end of the story.
But no.
No, I had to talk her out of quitting standup. I started writing for her and over the next three months, she became a sort of up-and-comer in the scene.
Then she dumped me to go be a prostitute in a pedophile cult.
15 years later, she's having a very public midlife crisis over it all while I'm trying to expose an international child sex trafficking operation and solve half a dozen terroristic mysteries in order to prevent VIACOM from releasing a documentary about me.
If only I had just said "Fine. Bye."
But I guess that would have been like Luke Skywalker staying on the farm for another season. Of course I had to go running off with Unfunny-Won Kenobi if were to start my hero's journey.
15 years later, she's having a very public midlife crisis over it all while I'm trying to expose an international child sex trafficking operation and solve half a dozen terroristic mysteries in order to prevent VIACOM from releasing a documentary about me.
You are just a random insane faggot sperging on the internet. Nobody is making a documentary about you. The most attention you can hope to receive is by jumping off the tallest building within driving distance. That may get you a few lines in your local newspaper for a day, and then everyone will forget about you.
You are just a random insane faggot sperging on the internet. Nobody is making a documentary about you. The most attention you can hope to receive is by jumping off the tallest building within driving distance. That may get you a few lines in your local newspaper for a day, and then everyone will forget about you.
This is not hard to figure out. You are a pathetic faggot. You couldn't sexually satisfy some whore. She dumped you for a real man. That is why you are obsessed with her. That is why you are whining about her on the internet 15 years later.
