What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

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Newcomer 42 dijo:
I thought that the next step to the dystopia plan was being plugged online 24/7 to the shitty MMO game of your choice, with the cannibal rape gangs being outside of the safe havens, not within.
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That was wrong.

Turns out they don't even want you to have bread and circuses altogether.

To be honest? People should see it coming. It's pretty predictable considering the Jews have deemed bread and circuses as sin since millennia.

You're going to war whether you like it or not.

The bread and circuses that the gentiles used to stay sane will be obliterated and poisoned entirely and everyone will go to war as the elite watches.
 
Do Not Touch Me Pls dijo:
That was wrong.

Turns out they don't even want you to have bread and circuses altogether.

To be honest? People should see it coming. It's pretty predictable considering the Jews have deemed bread and circuses as sin since millennia.

You're going to war whether you like it or not.

The bread and circuses that the gentiles used to stay sane will be obliterated and poisoned entirely and everyone will go to war as the elite watches.
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It is the job of the Big Satan to go and die for Little Satan. How else will Bibi get half of the planet as Israel?
 
Pedophobe dijo:
The US bombing of the Chinese embassy in Belgrade in 1999 was a deliberate action, not a tragic mistake and the people killed were intelligence operatives observing NATO signals, not journalists on their honeymoon.
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I think I read on here that the chinese were buying F117 parts or whatever the stealth plane that shot down was called. I found it plausible enough that I just accepted it as true.
 
Do Not Touch Me Pls dijo:
That was wrong.

Turns out they don't even want you to have bread and circuses altogether.

To be honest? People should see it coming. It's pretty predictable considering the Jews have deemed bread and circuses as sin since millennia.

You're going to war whether you like it or not.

The bread and circuses that the gentiles used to stay sane will be obliterated and poisoned entirely and everyone will go to war as the elite watches.
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Jews fucked up so hard that they managed to make leftards anti-semitic due to the whole Palestine genocide. The browns inundating Yurop also hate Jews too, so they're screwed either way.
 
I have a pit in my stomach because I fear the wrong people will win again because the right people are unwilling to do the things necessary to succeed because those things are morally abject.

The surveillance state is exactly as described in fiction and predictions of yesteryear, it simply hasn’t evolved to its complete and total iteration yet. Facial recognition, full-time tracking by private corporations in service of the government, the ability not only to tap into your phone calls and text messages but all forms of communication down to using wi-fi and radio signals to track and map rooms in real time. Drones that can reach your position within minutes to monitor your activities, de-banking, jailing, silencing, killing openly.

If I wrote this on a forum 20 years ago, can you imagine what people would think of it? Am I crazy or are you crazy?
 
Osmosis Jones dijo:
I have a pit in my stomach because I fear the wrong people will win again because the right people are unwilling to do the things necessary to succeed because those things are morally abject.

The surveillance state is exactly as described in fiction and predictions of yesteryear, it simply hasn’t evolved to its complete and total iteration yet. Facial recognition, full-time tracking by private corporations in service of the government, the ability not only to tap into your phone calls and text messages but all forms of communication down to using wi-fi and radio signals to track and map rooms in real time. Drones that can reach your position within minutes to monitor your activities, de-banking, jailing, silencing, killing openly.

If I wrote this on a forum 20 years ago, can you imagine what people would think of it? Am I crazy or are you crazy?
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I agree with most of them, but drones are unreliable and often merciful for execution purposes.

A couple Somalians or drugged Pooners would do better in terms of murder than a drone.
 
Has anyone else experienced a noticeable increase in bizarre or insane behavior in public ever since early April?

I know the world has always been on fire, but hear me out; My coworkers and I have been discussing this because ever since then, we've had tweakers come into our workplace shouting nonsense or other acts of public disturbances. Usually this would happen maybe once a month, but now it's almost a daily occurrence. A friend had some random gay dude approach him at the gym and ask for sexual favors. Today I was followed off the bus and into a building and this man kept asking for my number, where I lived, and took a not-so-discrete photo of me.

Where I live has always been shit, I've been followed home, stalked, had my locks tried, whatever. But never have I ever dealt with so many blatantly weird personalities before. In another situation, last week, I had a random student- a complete stranger- start talking to me about the most bizarre topics to the point where I was wondering if she was schizo. At one point she went "you know how like, guys will have an idea, in their head, like a guide and they try to guide you with that belief..you know..theres like a head, floating...decapitated.." like, what? What?

Today I also had another strange student approach me and ramble on about how he's a fucking orphan, but their guardians died? And he's 34 years old and will quit his job soon after his investments pay off. Kept asking me if I knew what "investments" were or what "financial literacy" was.


There is NO natural build up to these conversations by the way. They just throw that shit out there like a wildcard. What the fuck happened in April. Where are these people coming from.
 
bourne-again dijo:
Has anyone else experienced a noticeable increase in bizarre or insane behavior in public ever since early April?

I know the world has always been on fire, but hear me out; My coworkers and I have been discussing this because ever since then, we've had tweakers come into our workplace shouting nonsense or other acts of public disturbances. Usually this would happen maybe once a month, but now it's almost a daily occurrence. A friend had some random gay dude approach him at the gym and ask for sexual favors. Today I was followed off the bus and into a building and this man kept asking for my number, where I lived, and took a not-so-discrete photo of me.

Where I live has always been shit, I've been followed home, stalked, had my locks tried, whatever. But never have I ever dealt with so many blatantly weird personalities before. In another situation, last week, I had a random student- a complete stranger- start talking to me about the most bizarre topics to the point where I was wondering if she was schizo. At one point she went "you know how like, guys will have an idea, in their head, like a guide and they try to guide you with that belief..you know..theres like a head, floating...decapitated.." like, what? What?

Today I also had another strange student approach me and ramble on about how he's a fucking orphan, but their guardians died? And he's 34 years old and will quit his job soon after his investments pay off. Kept asking me if I knew what "investments" were or what "financial literacy" was.


There is NO natural build up to these conversations by the way. They just throw that shit out there like a wildcard. What the fuck happened in April. Where are these people coming from.
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Turn it into a screenplay, because I want to see this movie already.
 
bourne-again dijo:
Has anyone else experienced a noticeable increase in bizarre or insane behavior in public ever since early April?

I know the world has always been on fire, but hear me out; My coworkers and I have been discussing this because ever since then, we've had tweakers come into our workplace shouting nonsense or other acts of public disturbances. Usually this would happen maybe once a month, but now it's almost a daily occurrence. A friend had some random gay dude approach him at the gym and ask for sexual favors. Today I was followed off the bus and into a building and this man kept asking for my number, where I lived, and took a not-so-discrete photo of me.

Where I live has always been shit, I've been followed home, stalked, had my locks tried, whatever. But never have I ever dealt with so many blatantly weird personalities before. In another situation, last week, I had a random student- a complete stranger- start talking to me about the most bizarre topics to the point where I was wondering if she was schizo. At one point she went "you know how like, guys will have an idea, in their head, like a guide and they try to guide you with that belief..you know..theres like a head, floating...decapitated.." like, what? What?

Today I also had another strange student approach me and ramble on about how he's a fucking orphan, but their guardians died? And he's 34 years old and will quit his job soon after his investments pay off. Kept asking me if I knew what "investments" were or what "financial literacy" was.


There is NO natural build up to these conversations by the way. They just throw that shit out there like a wildcard. What the fuck happened in April. Where are these people coming from.
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Move out of Oregon mofo, lol jk

But seriously, the last 7-ish days people on my side of the continent have gone nutty. I blame the hot weather myself.
 
Do Not Touch Me Pls dijo:
Also a Gaming RAM now is so expensive that you probably have to buy RAMs in black markets.
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That doesn't even make any sense. Black market anything is hugely more expensive. That's the whole point, it's for buying and selling illegal shit that it's dangerous to deal in.
 
redbeardeded dijo:
Also there weren't 10 commandments, there were 12. I wonder if the change was due to a 10-fingered slave uprising against a 12-fingered master race.
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iirc in ancient egypt they counted in base 12, using the joints in four of your fingers and indicating em with the thumb like this:

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but naaaah pretty sure there were 10 commandments
Do Not Touch Me Pls dijo:
vidya predictions
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if buying isnt owning, than piracy isnt stealing
Newcomer 42 dijo:
Jews fucked up so hard that they managed to make leftards anti-semitic due to the whole Palestine genocide. The browns inundating Yurop also hate Jews too, so they're screwed either way.
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we jews arent a unified force, there has been a silent civil war among our ranks for pretty much forever

if u have two jews in a room, you have 3 opinions

also i wish it was a genocide lmao, but we can't get away with shit like this, even tho it'd solve the problem once and for all
 
donksmanSupreme42 dijo:
ofc the immortals are far from unified, there are dozens of cliques who constantly plot against one another
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Hey Dunkey is this going to be the lore for your next game? Nah just jokin'

But is there some special thing that us mortals can do but mortals can't? How about what makes us unique compared to them?
Do Not Touch Me Pls dijo:
You're going to war whether you like it or not.
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We're already in spiritual war nigga, protect your soul
bourne-again dijo:
There is NO natural build up to these conversations by the way. They just throw that shit out there like a wildcard. What the fuck happened in April. Where are these people coming from.
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Even the clones are being enshittified

Also not really a theory of conspirators, but to those people who claim they have psychic abilities or something like that but nobody believed them are vindicated by this guy:



So Panpsychism. Surprised nobody made a thread about the guy yet, even though he's not a Lolcow but the scientific communities with dogmatic tendencies treat him like one.
 
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