@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[Begemot]

At first glance it looks ugly, but at the second glance it looks like the first glance

The runny egg is the underlying cruelty, and the cruelty is, as ever, the point.

 

[souschef]

The runny egg is the underlying cruelty, and the cruelty is, as ever, the point.

Even the egg is trying to run from his food

 

[Mound Dweller]

To celebrate the US SCOTUS declaring that there is no such thing as an am*rican I made some ribeye.

 

[McKennai]

To celebrate the US SCOTUS declaring that there is no such thing as an am*rican I made some ribeye.
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That looks raw AF, put some butter over that juicy piece at the very least.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

It's fucking raw

 

[long waters]

It's fucking raw

While I agree it looks kinda raw, that's a perfectly fine way to eat a steak. It's just a little extra rare!

 

[Ghostface Killah]

While I agree it looks kinda raw, that's a perfectly fine way to eat a steak. It's just a little extra rare!

I like RARE steaks, but man, that's just been lightly kissed by the pan. Nothing more! LOL

 

[playswithsticks]

To celebrate the US SCOTUS declaring that there is no such thing as an am*rican I made some ribeye.

Is that seasoning on your mayonnaise?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Is that seasoning on your mayonnaise?

Do you not season your condiments?

 

[playswithsticks]

Do you not season your condiments?

I am White...

 

[Mound Dweller]

To be frank, I'm not quite sure what it is either, the idea was Greek-Tex fusion.

Tasted like tacos.

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

I see tomatoes

Are you ever gonna drop the lore on the plushie?

 

[The Lurky 1]

I see tomatoes

Are you ever gonna drop the lore on the plushie?

He couldn't stop tormenting @souschef just on the forums, so he deported him to england to torture him in person

 

[souschef]

He couldn't stop tormenting @souschef just on the forums, so he deported him to england to torture him in person

To be fair this is one of the most edible looking meals he posted in a while

While I agree it looks kinda raw, that's a perfectly fine way to eat a steak. It's just a little extra rare!

Kinda? You do CPR and the cow comes back to life!

Utter fucking bullshit

 

[Nickel Silver]

I see tomatoes

That's actually looks kind of nice @Mound Dweller , good job.

Do you agree with your country's strongman Eddie Hall's love for Castle Oatcakes?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

He couldn't stop tormenting @souschef just on the forums, so he deported him to england to torture him in person

Does it work like a voodoo doll orrr...?

 

[Rango Dango]

I like RARE steaks, but man, that's just been lightly kissed by the pan. Nothing more! LOL

he had a heated argument with it

 

[souschef]

Does it work like a voodoo doll orrr...?

I'd be in the ER by now

 

[indomitable snowman]

Hey @Mound Dweller, have you ever cooked with this delicacy?
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Now in vegan form

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Crime against cheese