Fuck no wonder hes getting raped. He needs to stick to just a team of 6 and ev train them.
And he moved on right away. Can't even make eye contact. "This is what I mean guise if you give me a lot of money at once I can open more packs which I also like!"
It's crazy how Phil and Ralph both fake donations for the same reason, but the way they go about it feels so different from one another. It's almost like Phil uses the fake dono to soothe himself, and his warped brain is somewhat convinced it's real. Plus, he's incentivised himself to feel good about it because now he's able to open up Pokemon cards.
He says this when his starter practically swept the gym second go around, and I bet he had something from earlier in the playthrough that would have rocked Machoke. Dunno if that Gyarados was part of the batch he caught, but that would have done the trick.
"Eternally online" it's terminally online, retard. A friend probably would have corrected you but, well...
I think someone went to the shop in person and showed the owner Phil's stupid antics. They laughed at him but said they'd still sell product to Phil if he asked. So a big nothing-burger.