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💼 CareercowJack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
Jack's cope about his legacy of being regarded as a despicable retard by the general public ayckchully equating to popularity and the burden of celebrity means that anyone who was ever more popular than him must have been even more hated. He must be right up there with Jesus when it comes to being hated for telling "the truth."
The best deal is to just make your own fucking burgers.
That's what I did for the fuck of it last night. Buttered buns and lightly toasted, and then put onion powder, salt, and pepper on the patties as they cooked with a good cheese on top. They are as satisfying to eat as fast food slop.
He cannot fucking stop talking about chilis it's so annoying. Also he got the chicken sandwich because I guess the burger wasn't calorie dense enough for him. And he straight up admitted he ate all this even though other times he will insist he only takes 1 bite of non carnivore food for videos. AND he got a side with a giant GIANT tub of ranch.
Jack's voice is some serious gargoyle ASRM. It's like rubbing sandpaper on gravel.
"I thought I'd take you to see it!" Thanks, Jack!!! Never been to a Chili's before! piece of shit
"Better than most fast food places" Chili's isn't fast food. It's fat-fuck-food, like fast food places, but few if any consider it fast food.
"Quality and BRICE"
0:50 I have never seen any human being over the age of 6 be impressed with a menu. And 6 year olds have an excuse - their menus come with crayons and crossword puzzles. Can you name a six-letter word starting with F that describes "Jack"?
Salivates for a minute over the colorful pictures of food, doesn't once look at the caloric nutritional guideline at the bottom. Must have gotten lost in the sauce during editing.
2:44 "The chicken is..." [buffering] "....hanging out both sides of the bun"
just like Hammy's love handles' handles (handles).
That sandwich is a poor recreation of the menu depiction. Not surprised, just disappointed. It looks like some squeaky voiced teen beaner accidentally dropped and decided to use anyway.
Jackie: "Can you lift my bun?"
Tammy: "Shutup."
3:03 A small salad with a literal bowl of ranch. There is more fucking ranch on that plate than there is salad.
3:56 "We got chips n' salsa for free...because we became club members."
Nice to see you're moving up in the world! Kudos. By the way most mid-tier sit-downs offer chips and salsa for free regardless. You stupid organ bank gastropods
What do you think Jack values more? His membership to the Church or Christ or his Club Membership to Church of Chili's? I mean if he had to pick...he has to pay a tithe to both, but only one of them comes with free chips and salsa. Just sayin...
"Let me know what you guys think, okay?"
I think those are some mid-ass burgers, weak steak fries (get them well done you fat fuck, you might as well go all in), you got two bowls of ranch soup with side salads for appearances. This is the most NOTHING of nothingburgers of a burger deal anywhere. Only a stroke-addled simpleton could possibly find this compelling.
I really do think these jackoff the goat videos are like what old-timers do, like with those memory books, that they fill up with memories of their kids and grandkids to leave behind when they know their time is almost up. Except it's not Jack's kids. It's fucking chicken sandwich deals at Chili's. These JotG vlogs are what Jack wants to leave behind as proof of his existence.
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..........10/10. Hit all the right spots. Seeing these two foodbags really helped after today. Have a Like you fat fuck.
The usual term for these restaurant chains where you sit down, but the food is often frozen from a bag and reheated, is "fast casual." At least some things like the fajitas are served in a visually appealing way, but the meat for them is prepackaged and supplied by the franchise.
The usual term for these restaurant chains where you sit down, but the food is often frozen from a bag and reheated, is "fast casual." At least some things like the fajitas are served in a visually appealing way, but the meat for them is prepackaged and supplied by the franchise.
'what are those, egg rolls?' it says right there on the menu, fat fuck. He actually can't read. Either he needs new glasses or his brain is too clogged up to work properly
Holy shit you guys were right, there's more ranch in that fucking soup bowl than there is salad on the plate, and even then most of the salad is just iceberg lettuce and croutons.
That seriously looks like the entirety, or most of a fucking 8 ounce bottle of salad dressing. For the record, an 8 ounce bottle of salad dressing is 8 servings. That puts the fucking salad dressing alone at 1040 calories, plus another 130 for the "salad" itself.
Plus the additional 890 calories from Tammy's burger. 420 calories from the fries(and more for the ketchup). 180 calories for the lemonade(assuming she only drank 1), plus chips and salsa. 2660 calories for a sedentary lardass for one meal, still assuming no refills on the lemonade and not including the chips and salsa.
Holy shit you guys were right, there's more ranch in that fucking soup bowl than there is salad on the plate, and even then most of the salad is just iceberg lettuce and croutons. Ver archivo adjunto 9220690
That seriously looks like the entirety, or most of a fucking 8 ounce bottle of salad dressing. For the record, an 8 ounce bottle of salad dressing is 8 servings. That puts the fucking salad dressing alone at 1040 calories, plus another 130 for the "salad" itself. Ver archivo adjunto 9220694
Plus the additional 890 calories from Tammy's burger. 420 calories from the fries(and more for the ketchup). 180 calories for the lemonade(assuming she only drank 1), plus chips and salsa. 2660 calories for a sedentary lardass for one meal, still assuming no refills on the lemonade and not including the chips and salsa.
You are forgetting that his jiggun san'wich also came with a bowl of ranch chaser.
I'm surprised he didn't complain about the lack of CHEEZE and BAGUN sticking out the sides of his sandwich like it shows on the menu. Or that, if the final image is to be believed to be his sandwich from a different angle, that his sandwich got struck by some jewish lightning and got overloaded with pickles instead of bacon.
To his credit, he said he only drank a liddul. I think. Idk wtf mushmouth is saying honestly. 2:24
I think he's trying to say that he was surprised by free refills(which chilis has done for years at this point, especially since it's just fucking minute maid lemonade and some fruit syrup mixed in), and is so used to drinking so little sugary drinks, that he ordered the lemonade without expecting a refill.
Which of course we all know is bullshit, because this retard gets giddy about anything free that includes calories. Hell, he's not even doing the monkfruit bullshit anymore. Remember that phase when he pretended to give a shit about his diabetes? And most of the monk fruit crap he ate was loaded up with erythritol which was probably the only thing(well, combined with the grease) allowing him to shit in a way that resembled a normal human.
Chili's fajitas and burgers are pretty good, I don't care that it's prepackaged Sysco slop lol. Although now that I know fatty likes it, I may have to reconsider my long standing like of Chili's
Him doing a review about it while gushing over it is completely stupid. Everyone has been to a Chili's. I think fatty just does these reviews to try and justify getting Hammy to take him to a restaurant where he can eat GUD MEAT
'what are those, egg rolls?' it says right there on the menu, fat fuck. He actually can't read. Either he needs new glasses or his brain is too clogged up to work properly
I know it shouldn't surprise me, but it really is just incredible how much of a hypocrite, narcissist, and a liar he is. He is always going on and on about SHUGAR and soda etc., what the hell does he think is in a blackberry lemonade? It's definitely not a diet lemonade made with splenda or stevia or something, and it's definitely not carnivore, just like everything else he consumed in this meal. He really still tries to say "if I eat something non-carnivore I just try it for the video and my family eats the rest" but it's so, so, so clearly not true, and not even on a simple hunch that it's unlikely to be true, but he demonstrates that it isn't true all of the time, especially in this video. The cognitive dissonance is truly baffling.
'what are those, egg rolls?' it says right there on the menu, fat fuck. He actually can't read. Either he needs new glasses or his brain is too clogged up to work properly
That part amazed me too, he's looking right at the photo and it says in not-at-all-subtle text right over it SOUTHWEST EGG ROLLS, and he's asking what they're called; hell, they both were! It came to Tammy moments later but it didn't sound like it was because she read it on the menu.
That part amazed me too, he's looking right at the photo and it says in not-at-all-subtle text right over it SOUTHWEST EGG ROLLS, and he's asking what they're called; hell, they both were! It came to Tammy moments later but it didn't sound like it was because she read it on the menu.
What I'm tripping on is, hasn't Chili's had these fuckin things since....forever? They're best-sellers. How does he not know what they are?
When he wags his phone at things, does he look at what he's filming, or is he looking at his screen? The only conceivable excuse is if he's looking at his screen, because this stupid 20+ year content creator can't get his phone to focus properly. But if he's doing that, then..
I don't know. it's easier just to say Tennessee Fats has eaten himself retarded, limp & blind.
