General Wrestling Discussion

[cypocryphy]

After looking over the flyer again, is getting tarot readings normal during any wrestling event?

Maybe if they're from Papa Shango.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So they're bring Cas and Enzo back to do what? Be the replacements to do skits with Danhausen once Mis and Kit have gotten long in the tooth?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

So they're bring Cas and Enzo back to do what? Be the replacements to do skits with Danhausen once Mis and Kit have gotten long in the tooth?

HIS NAME IS DANHAUSEN AND HE IS 5 FOOTHAUSENS TALL, AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT!

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Not a lucha expert, but I'm pretty sure it's a thing for people to throw money into the ring after a good match for the wrestlers. These trannies just see that, not knowing or caring that it's supposed to be for being such a good performer that people feel they earn it, and just want free gibs. It's funny that half of the rules seem to be just give them money/pay the vendors working with them, I guess Bandit isn't planning on having enough money himself to pay talent and is passing it to the dozen or so marks who will actually show up to this garbage.

yeah it blew up for a minute in the USA
I recall the time I saw Penta win the Impact belt I did have a buck with a quarter in it ready to toss but it was only an okay match so ah kept mah money

 

[Jeff Dunham]

Not to mention he is impossible to take seriously because literally anyone on the roster could smack him across the arena like some roman soldier out of Astrix. 205 live beating the shit out of him will always be his greatest moment

You know it's fake right? You know Danhausen isn't actually cursing people right? You know Papa Shango didn't make the Ultimate Warrior bleed slime right? You know Vince McMahon didn't blow up in a car right? You know Mantaur isn't actually half-bull right? You know P.N News isn't a real rapper right? You know Chris Jericho's government name isn't Chris Jericho right? You know The Undertaker isn't dead right? You know Kamala The Ugandan Giant is neither Ugandan or a giant right? You know Super Leather isn't actually a chainsaw-wielding maniac right? You know Cactus Jack isn't a cactus right?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

So they're bring Cas and Enzo back to do what? Be the replacements to do skits with Danhausen once Mis and Kit have gotten long in the tooth?

Enzo is going to pay off Danhausen to curse Liv and turn her back to a Hooters waitress so he can date her again.

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Is Mick going through a divorce or something? All I see in that whole statement is just him bringing up money and new merchandise that he can sell, which I'm sure is just Tony giving him a phone number for Pro Wrestling Tees to make new shitty shirts ripping off his old designs. It is pretty funny how he's giving up his WWE deal over their relationship with Trump just to jump immediately to AEW when the Khans were big donators for Trump's campaigns. I'm sure the real reason is TKO wanted to restructure the legend deals for less money, so he used his Trump hatred to not admit he's a greedy fuck that needs to build a 2nd Christmas room in his house. I also liked his choice of words that he's going to "make AEW great". He couldn't say "again" because that would mean AEW was ever great at some point.

Oh well, let's see how long it takes for Mick to get thrown into a death match with Mox or maybe the Blood and Guts match to recreate his HitC bump so he can die on live tv. Best part for Tony he can use each Face of Foley to have a new memorial tournament. Cactus Jack Death Match Memorial, The Round Robin Hardcore Battle for Mankind, and the Dude Love Tag Invitational Tournament.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

now we need to get some shekels together to start an opposition for the t4t wrestling league, with mirrornoir and trent as the headbookers and literal fucking who's from the indie scene.

Yeah, I'd rather keep my money than give it to some cosplaying indie wrestling carnies.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You know it's fake right? You know Danhausen isn't actually cursing people right? You know Papa Shango didn't make the Ultimate Warrior bleed slime right? You know Vince McMahon didn't blow up in a car right? You know Mantaur isn't actually half-bull right? You know P.N News isn't a real rapper right? You know Chris Jericho's government name isn't Chris Jericho right? You know The Undertaker isn't dead right? You know Kamala The Ugandan Giant is neither Ugandan or a giant right? You know Super Leather isn't actually a chainsaw-wielding maniac right? You know Cactus Jack isn't a cactus right?

You know that Ken Raper never actually raped anybo.....oh who are we kidding?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

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Very nice statement. I'm glad he didn't use it to sperg about politics.

I'm glad Vince made the right decision and gave us one of the best moments in wrestling history.

 

[trent]

TNA released Eric Young and he's heading back to WWE.

 

[Jeff Dunham]

You know that Ken Raper never actually raped anybo.....oh who are we kidding?

It was a different time, you had to be your gimmick. That's the problem with guys these days. The marks are in the ring, brother.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Here's something you might find funny, here are the rules that Kidd Bandit gave for his tranny wrestling show that's set to occur on July 3rd.
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Masking a half decade after we stopped caring about the coof, but nothing about personal hygiene. That poor ballroom they're in is going to need to get disinfected 50 times to clean up the biohazards and get the smell gone.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Enzo is going to pay off Danhausen to curse Liv and turn her back to a Hooters waitress so he can date her again.


Is Mick going through a divorce or something? All I see in that whole statement is just him bringing up money and new merchandise that he can sell, which I'm sure is just Tony giving him a phone number for Pro Wrestling Tees to make new shitty shirts ripping off his old designs. It is pretty funny how he's giving up his WWE deal over their relationship with Trump just to jump immediately to AEW when the Khans were big donators for Trump's campaigns. I'm sure the real reason is TKO wanted to restructure the legend deals for less money, so he used his Trump hatred to not admit he's a greedy fuck that needs to build a 2nd Christmas room in his house. I also liked his choice of words that he's going to "make AEW great". He couldn't say "again" because that would mean AEW was ever great at some point.

Oh well, let's see how long it takes for Mick to get thrown into a death match with Mox or maybe the Blood and Guts match to recreate his HitC bump so he can die on live tv. Best part for Tony he can use each Face of Foley to have a new memorial tournament. Cactus Jack Death Match Memorial, The Round Robin Hardcore Battle for Mankind, and the Dude Love Tag Invitational Tournament.

The word is “donors”.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Masking a half decade after we stopped caring about the coof, but nothing about personal hygiene. That poor ballroom they're in is going to need to get disinfected 50 times to clean up the biohazards and get the smell gone.

That's not really any different from any other indie wrestling show. I have heard horror stories about the lack of deodorant and personal hygiene at indie shows

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

They're entertaining. if I want workrate stuff, I'll watch FTR.

I will say watching ftr live is a treat when they were with wwe they did a house show and there match was easily the best. Sucks they're allergic to charisma

 

[The Hungry African]

You know it's fake right? You know Danhausen isn't actually cursing people right? You know Papa Shango didn't make the Ultimate Warrior bleed slime right? You know Vince McMahon didn't blow up in a car right? You know Mantaur isn't actually half-bull right? You know P.N News isn't a real rapper right? You know Chris Jericho's government name isn't Chris Jericho right? You know The Undertaker isn't dead right? You know Kamala The Ugandan Giant is neither Ugandan or a giant right? You know Super Leather isn't actually a chainsaw-wielding maniac right? You know Cactus Jack isn't a cactus right?

What?? No way!? Next you'll be trying to tell me Roddy Piper was actually Canadian.

 

[Well Intentioned]

You know it's fake right? You know Danhausen isn't actually cursing people right? You know Papa Shango didn't make the Ultimate Warrior bleed slime right? You know Vince McMahon didn't blow up in a car right? You know Mantaur isn't actually half-bull right? You know P.N News isn't a real rapper right? You know Chris Jericho's government name isn't Chris Jericho right? You know The Undertaker isn't dead right? You know Kamala The Ugandan Giant is neither Ugandan or a giant right? You know Super Leather isn't actually a chainsaw-wielding maniac right? You know Cactus Jack isn't a cactus right?

It's pretty common knowledge that all of this has happened and the only reason WWE was bought by TKO was because the Vince McMandroid was on the fritz.

 

[trent]

That's not really any different from any other indie wrestling show. I have heard horror stories about the lack of deodorant and personal hygiene at indie shows

Happens at every show apparently. I can't remember which AEW wrestler it was but one of them got a bit of backlash at one point for saying that a bunch of people in attendance at a PPV absolutely stank of ass.

Reddit has constant posts about it as well. I think one of the most upvoted threads one year was about some guy going to a Dynamite and he thought the guy in front of him had literally shit his pants because he smelled so bad.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Ohhhhh I got plenty of horror stories from my mid to late 2000s Ring of Honor days, pretty sure the shit town id see them at was built on a heavy metal industrial waste plant cause the birth defects, midget families and wheelchairs were so frequent you'd think it was England. My favorite moment though was some fat black lady who took a header on the bottom step of the bleachers and her weave went flying off.