💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

His poor caretaker, with her silly hat, following Andy at 12ft/min on a short walk in the hot sun. Once the sun hits Andy's surface, the real science begins: The rise in temperature causes Andy to begin to violently breathe, as exertion is near impossible for the rare Vertical Hog, and the warm summer day certainly doesn't help. It's diaper area begins to fester, and forms a cloying cloud around his midsection as the infection mixes with the smell of caked on lavender essential oils. The expectoration and exhaustion leads to a much needed break, as our wounded poopsquatch returns to his Den.. wrapping himself in a fetid fecal cocoon.. he seethes silently.
 
Ask yourself my dear Kiwi brothers and sisters, if you did what Andy did, would the cops in your town come and talk to you gently about internet safety?
Here's a card from my alltime favorite CCG as a hint.
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Here's all the preservetube links from his tantrums today...so far.. things are getting crazy.



Aside from his "I'm an adult, i can cwoss da stweet" bullshit, he's suddenly talking VERY normal to that cop in the last one..

It's probably occurring to Amby that he probably went a bit too far "twolling de haters" and now he's trying to reel things back in (although he seems to be under the assumption that a 72-hour involuntary commitment is the worst outcome here...and it's not.)
 
Here's all the preservetube links from his tantrums today...so far.. things are getting crazy.



Aside from his "I'm an adult, i can cwoss da stweet" bullshit, he's suddenly talking VERY normal to that cop in the last one..

The flurry of community posts means he's scared. He knows they've got a bulls-eye on him right now and is trying to throw a wrench into further investigation.
 
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Not even worth cross-posting to Kiwi Farms Reviews...

But certainly a choice to gunt guard for the what would probably be the rouges gallery if you asked anyone on the Internet to name the most degenerate lolcows.
Chris, to my knowledge, never wore diapers. he would just shit his pants.

Took a quick look around on google maps. This location is nowhere near andy's house.

so he must've taken a LONG walk or gotten away from his caregiver while they were in town.
 
New videos, he has posted a video of himself getting confronted by the cops about his pedophilic tard-bait community posts.

He's arguing with the cops, and the one lady is smiling as she says she will probably be back. He gets worked up and starts trying to start more fights while tardbabbling to himself about running away. :lol:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2aVdSCZIEOI

Short posted 10 mins before, baby shithead is documenting his pampering while throwing a tantrum, has a walking police escort while toddling to the police station before abruptly turning around to walk back home because he just wants to waste time:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vvoNQ8ipAD0

Well.....it looks like someone from Reddit or YT DID swallow the bait. Fuckin retards.
 
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Not even worth cross-posting to Kiwi Farms Reviews...

But certainly a choice to gunt guard for the what would probably be the rouges gallery if you asked anyone on the Internet to name the most degenerate lolcows.

Oh Andy, no one went after you here, we just talked about the shit you posted.

You can't control what we talk about, but maybe stop posting videos of you wasting community resources and weaponizing your bodily fluids, maybe that is in the realm of your control.

No one ran out and told you what we were saying about you, you came here of your own freewill, so you could frown at your computer some more.
 
You can't blatantly taunt an entire police force like he did and expect something to NOT happen. They sent a detective, a sergeant, and 4 POs- they don't do that on a citizen tipoff.
that and post shit about kids.
there are mandated reporters out there that take it seriously. i mean, yes its very obviously fake, but what happens the one time that he wasnt bullshitting, and a child got hurt?
 
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