DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

I can't believe we are here but that's a diapey gang. I don't know else it could possibly be, arrow A is the most incriminating to me. He looks like hes smuggling a Gundam head in the seat of his sweats. What the fuck, Phil!!

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

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I can't believe we are here but that's a diapey gang. I don't know else it could possibly be, arrow A is the most incriminating to me. He looks like hes smuggling a Gundam head in the seat of his sweats. What the fuck, Phil!!

Phil finally killed ItsAGundam and is storing his head in his diaper.

 

[Raven-621]

Fecal/urinary incontinence would actually go a long way to explaining why this retard is such a hermit. Imagine a detractor got 100% rock-solid proof that Phil shits or pisses himself in public like an octogenarian, his ego would never recover.

 

[Bowiotronic]

The famous shiny greninja diaper, Phil wrecks it and then the girlfriend has it on a corner of the room in case the hunger pangs strike.

Jenkem arc when actually?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I know the odds of Phil actually wearing a diaper are minimal, but him seething is as real as it gets and that's the important part. Instead of just dismissing this, he had to go on an autistic rant about how he's a big boy and doesn't use diapers.

 

[TheTractor]

- Sorry Khet all the toilets have broken down so I bought these adult style diapers.

- The constipated obese mom-wife is taking daily 45 minutes shit sessions on the only remaining working toilet and he has to resort to emergency diapers.

- Health style issues pictured below.

 

[BlastMonk]

Triple P said 'He covers it up with cologne'
Holy shit, thats why he wears it every day and reapplies it throughout the day just to sit in a room alone! He was wearing it to feel less shame and thats how he began to think he was an expert on cologne out of nowhere (to us). Holy shit he might actually be wearing diapers

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

If there's anything to take away from all this diaper talk is that Piggy has a lumpy, misshapen, gangly limbed heap of shit for a body that looks like it was the template for a random middle aged guy from King of the Hill. Go back and watch the episode where Hank gets ass implants and he goes to the support group all those dude have the same dumpy beer gut in the front, flat as a board in the back with gangly arms as Philly-Phil does.

 

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[BlastMonk]

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I've never seen this before and I think someone here would have posted this screencap. So I think its an edit, if its not what else could it be?

 

[shekelshoah666]

I've never seen this before and I think someone here would have posted this screencap. So I think its an edit, if its not what else could it be?

Isn't it when he stood up to show his camera tracking off or whatever?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I don't believe he's wearing one for the simple fact that needing to use the bathroom frequently would allow him to waste even more time.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I don't believe he's wearing one for the simple fact that needing to use the bathroom frequently would allow him to waste even more time.

His big break the day stream isn't to go walking with Khet... it's for Khet to change him because the most he can go without shitting himself is 3 hours.

 

[Crunchy Bone Sandwich]

It seems I picked a really good time to delve into the snortex; first the pokemon tcg arc and now the diaper arc? So many cows have dried up now but this one just keeps on giving, truly amazing.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't believe he's wearing one for the simple fact that needing to use the bathroom frequently would allow him to waste even more time.

That's what the changing station is for, nigga.

It seems I picked a really good time to delve into the snortex; first the pokemon tcg arc and now the diaper arc? So many cows have dried up now but this one just keeps on giving, truly amazing.

If you haven't been in the snortex at that time, I suggest you watch some clips of the Squeeze Banana/It Comes in Denim arc. He has lost his mind over the lyrics of some dumb song he made up while playing Donkey Kong several years ago. He has sperged out over that more than during the time he got kicked off of Twitch for example.

 

[etcetcetc]

It is amazing that DSP didn't jump onto the "This is how you don't play" bandwagon and essentially make fun of himself. Creating compilations of his failures, or even creating compilations of his successes. Far and few between as they were. Though it shouldn't be surprising since he hasn't bothered with editing in any respect.

 

[shekelshoah666]

That's what the changing station is for, nigga.


If you haven't been in the snortex at that time, I suggest you watch some clips of the Squeeze Banana/It Comes in Denim arc. He has lost his mind over the lyrics of some dumb song he made up while playing Donkey Kong several years ago. He has sperged out over that more than during the time he got kicked off of Twitch for example.

Never forget

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Know what would be really Kino? If someone synched up the banana song remix to that scene in Crusing where Al Pacino is dancing.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I don't even think DSPampers is real, it's just that these crashouts have been so hilarious I want the arc to go on a bit longer. If had so many meltdowns about the fucking banana song that was completely inconsequential, what else will he do to debase himself to prove he does not wear diapers and show how he totally doesn't care about the trolls?

It seems I picked a really good time to delve into the snortex; first the pokemon tcg arc and now the diaper arc? So many cows have dried up now but this one just keeps on giving, truly amazing.

Like I said prior, Dave is the perpetual motion machine of lolcows, just when you think something's run its course something else pops up to keep things going, all by his own doing.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't even think DSPampers is real, it's just that these crashouts have been so hilarious I want the arc to go on a bit longer. If had so many meltdowns about the fucking banana song that was completely inconsequential, what else will he do to debase himself to prove he does not wear diapers and show how he totally doesn't care about the trolls?


Like I said prior, Dave is the perpetual motion machine of lolcows, just when you think something's run its course something else pops up to keep things going, all by his own doing.

I'm just going to say that the jury is still out for me. Those pictures are hard to explain. Also I haven't laughed this hard at a lolcow in a minute.