💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Andy's way too fat for a feeding tube, so fat I'm not even sure it could be placed correctly depending on the type.
Where are you getting this idea? PEGs, G/Js, and NG/OG can all be placed on obese patients. PEG specifically is harder due to poor transillumination penetration through thick abdominal fat, but we can consult Interventional Radiology to place it in that case.

He could totally get one, and he would definitely get AI to write M-dash-filled affirmations like, "Yes, Andy -- because you are so profoundly autistic that you're incapable of swallowing food, your new J tube was certainly the right decision, and yes -- it would help your coping skills to frequently post photos of it on social media."
 
Andy is big mad that despite his research, larping, and his extreme faking, that everyone knows he's a perverted autism faker who loves diapers, hates his family , and wants to SA staff.

No finger snapping of late.
Plenty of fake rocking back and forth.
No boop noises.
No referring to himself as "me don't understand why me can't get autism diagnosis."

Total faking, fat, shit loving monster.

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Where are you getting this idea? PEGs, G/Js, and NG/OG can all be placed on obese patients. PEG specifically is harder due to poor transillumination penetration through thick abdominal fat, but we can consult Interventional Radiology to place it in that case.

He could totally get one, and he would definitely get AI to write M-dash-filled affirmations like, "Yes, Andy -- because you are so profoundly autistic that you're incapable of swallowing food, your new J tube was certainly the right decision, and yes -- it would help your coping skills to frequently post photos of it on social media."
In that case I guess it could be placed, but that stoma is getting infected very quickly, and I could easily see him ripping a G out during a tantrum.
 
Smokey and kiwi are the most misinformed people ive ever seen in my fuckin life
I've tried watching their stuff, but something about their videos just seem...I don't know...lacking? I don't know the first thing about them personally, so for all I know they're both perfectly fine gentleman scholars, but I just can't get into their content.
 
I've tried watching their stuff, but something about their videos just seem...I don't know...lacking? I don't know the first thing about them personally, so for all I know they're both perfectly fine gentleman scholars, but I just can't get into their content.

I know what you mean. Mr. Beefy is the absolute worst bottom tier trash, but none of the ditch-video posters really come off well. They all seem only a few levels above Andy Ditch themselves, like they are trollshielding almost.

Buzin'Faker is the only one I can tolerate.
 
Who is this retard?
Most likely it's Andy himself, or one of his dedicated A-Logs from Reddit. The fact that he correctly used Thomas Ditch's birth year (1953) in his username, and keeps solely to this thread, leads me to believe that he's either Andy (who's a fake) or a Fake Andy (who also fakes.)

You can't make this stuff up.
 
I know what you mean. Mr. Beefy is the absolute worst bottom tier trash, but none of the ditch-video posters really come off well. They all seem only a few levels above Andy Ditch themselves, like they are trollshielding almost.

Buzin'Faker is the only one I can tolerate.
Beefy has a moment or two when he plays a clip and its really funny, but we're talking an occurrence rate of once a year. There's also moments when he starts talking politics mid video (because andy brings it up) and I wanna remind him of his fucking place. really all he's got going are hiscollection of 'gotcha' reactions where he catches andy in lies.

Buzin' is weirdly better than beefy and buzin' doesn't talk.
 
Buzin' is weirdly better than beefy and buzin' doesn't talk.
My one and only gripe about Buzin' is inconsistency with timestamping, because so many of Amdy's videos, especially between late 2022 and early 2024 follow the pattern of:

-10 minutes of arguing with Tawm and Mawm

-40 minutes of dead air while he types up Jessical Smilth's reply to Tawm

-5 minutes of him shuffling around while Tucker pants and Tawm tells him to fuck off

-Ending.
 
My one and only gripe about Buzin' is inconsistency with timestamping, because so many of Amdy's videos, especially between late 2022 and early 2024 follow the pattern of:

-10 minutes of arguing with Tawm and Mawm

-40 minutes of dead air while he types up Jessical Smilth's reply to Tawm

-5 minutes of him shuffling around while Tucker pants and Tawm tells him to fuck off

-Ending.
Only thing i hate is he covers nova and thats never a good sign
 
My one and only gripe about Buzin' is inconsistency with timestamping, because so many of Amdy's videos, especially between late 2022 and early 2024 follow the pattern of:

-10 minutes of arguing with Tawm and Mawm

-40 minutes of dead air while he types up Jessical Smilth's reply to Tawm

-5 minutes of him shuffling around while Tucker pants and Tawm tells him to fuck off

-Ending.
Yeah, I get the point is archival but if you're already sourcing it from an archived version as he usually is with the older stuff you could trim out the dead air.
 
Yeah, I get the point is archival but if you're already sourcing it from an archived version as he usually is with the older stuff you could trim out the dead air.

Exactly.

Either cut the dead air, or if you're going to lean in on the sanctity of preservation, timestamps so we can skip around 45 minutes of the air conditioner with the broken blower blade and Amby's heavy breathing.

Only thing i hate is he covers nova and thats never a good sign

Tbf, 3 out of Buzin's 1800+ videos are on Nova, 1 is on Chris Chan, and the rest are on Amby.

I've tried watching their stuff, but something about their videos just seem...I don't know...lacking? I don't know the first thing about them personally, so for all I know they're both perfectly fine gentleman scholars, but I just can't get into their content.

This right here. I wish I had mastered the art of cashing in on scrolling the 1st page of Lolcow General or some Reddit "snark" sub, playing Legend of Zelda music in one tab, an Andy/Nova/Tophiachu video in another, pausing every 2-3 minutes to state what literally just happened, and the blandest, most obvious takes.

Come to think of it, it was Kiwitapes or Smokey McCrack who said Amby was a Ronald McDonald performer. The reality of him being a management trainee, straightening his clip on tie and telling the crew to prep extra trays of 10:1 patties (1.6 oz used for the normal Hamburgers and Big Macs) because the Tonawanda Fakers are playing tonight, and to chuck that load of fries that have been sitting too long for company standards, is far more damning.
 
My one and only gripe about Buzin' is inconsistency with timestamping, because so many of Amdy's videos, especially between late 2022 and early 2024 follow the pattern of:

-10 minutes of arguing with Tawm and Mawm

-40 minutes of dead air while he types up Jessical Smilth's reply to Tawm

-5 minutes of him shuffling around while Tucker pants and Tawm tells him to fuck off

-Ending.

His quality is always 'better' if whatever he's posting was previously posted by AD Archives, otherwise, yeah the timestamps are so lazy it hurts:

"00:00-00:14 Reddit Mod chastising warning"

"00:15 - 3:43:57 [vague generic description of something that happens nearly every video]"

The editing is barebones which is okay, but having to listen to the reddit-mod intro and then the begging for money at the end of about every video makes it hard to not say anything. If we're covering a shit-eating demon, IDK if monetizing is a great idea, especially if there are others doing it for free that provide a better finished product. (Andrew Ditch Archives)
 
Been out of it for a bit but you're a pedophile faggot Andy and nothing would matter more to me than to see your ass in jail or dead.

Those posts about his 17 year old caregiver make me fucking sick and yes I am mad at the internet over it
 
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