DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Cardinal Cardinal dijo:
The usual, telling people to suck his dick and calling them shit stains:

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The way Phil confidently asserts that he didn't do something that objectively happened for all to see, that him not meaning to should've meant that it didn't happen despite him acknowledging that he physically pressed the buttons, or that an inanimate game can hold malevolent intent against him has me questioning reality on a philosophical level. What really is the nature of the subjective-objective divide? Can fate go as far as to hold a man's inputs hostage? One thing's for sure, there was nothing he could do.
 
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This video randomly popped up in my algorithm today. This guy is a life long gamer and 20 years older than the pig roach but looks younger than him and is still passionate about gaming. A complete juxtaposition to Phil on all levels. If Phil actually makes 63 he's going to look worse than those Snort Burnell thumbnails.
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INirvana dijo:
Anyone else notice over the last 10 years, his voice has gotten so feminine and even more nerdy.

It's like overtime he lost all testosterone in his voice.
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Yeah I noticed that too if you watch some of his earlier contant he had a bit more of a huskier tone to his voice. Of course this could probably be cause of weight since it does have an effect on the way you speak (It's the main reason why the rapper Biggie Smalls had such a unique delivery due to his fat folds) but also it could be due to the tone or quality of his microphone.

Pigler's also probably doing this so he could have more of a younger tone to attract more dents by sounding more like a stereotypical gamer ie nerdier than some kind of a tough stereotypical bully. "Hey guys I'm going to beat you up if you don't give me your lunch money dood. Please support the stream I need that money I really really do!"

Or Occam's razor says that that's how he always sounded like.
 
RougeRed dijo:
This is almost certainly a lie, but comes with a bit of a bonus.
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It's interesting because given how cagey he was about the codes from the packs that he wants you to think he pulled Greninja from, I assumed he knew that we could track his packs with the codes. I guess he doesn't? Or he didn't when he announced the giveaway, he surely does now, which will be very interesting to see what he does. I think he loves these code cards because it costs him literally nothing and he gets to feel like he's being magnanimous. It's like flicking a quarter at a bum then telling your friends you're doing charity work, but he really thinks that he's being generous.

Imagine giving your viewers so little for so long that you think handing them trash worth 50 cents is generous. You can't even buy a Raw Phil membership for that. Hey next maybe he can try giving them entertaining content! Just kidding, no amount of money could make Phil entertaining.
 
top10 EU in Lords Mobile dijo:
I know the evidence I presented here is basically non existant and doesn't really go beyond trust me bro, which goes against the spirit of this website, and if you think I am retarded for it that's fine, again I don't have time to elaborate and I'm not really trying to convince anyone here, just saying I am now personally 95%+ certain.
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At the very least that pic makes me think there's something in his fucking pants lol
 
BlastMonk dijo:
He's wearing a fucking diaper!! This puts his scat humour into a whole new light. Is this feature worthy? Not like we're gonna get better proof of it
If he's wearing some sort portable piss bottle still counts, grown man can't control his bowels like an elderly person
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This changes things. Hear me out. This is still a lot of speculation, but the diaper is one of the missing pieces of the puzzle.

It started with Phil's mysterious week off
The unofficial story is that Phil went back to the East Coast to see his dying mother. He told this to Kino and Dragon-Fucking Darziak. The thing is, Phil is a chronic liar, even to those he is considers his friends. Especially, to those he considers his friend.

Phil's weigh loss also started after his return from his week away. We didn't notice right away, of course, but we would in the weeks to follow.

Fat Sick Kat or Fat Sick Phil?
Phil used Kat being sick as a shield and a object of pity for Kino and Darziak. Kat is indeed fat, but what if her other ailments were projections? If she was put on Ozempic, Phil would have showed her off by now.

Phil has gout, diabetes, alcoholism, low-t, and high blood pressure. All of these things can and do lead to erectile dysfunction. Conversely, fat women get pregnant all the time. Otherwise, the Black population in America would be extinct. So it is unfortunate that morbid obese women can breed like rats, but that's for a different time.

Phil is the unhealthy, impotent, incontinent idiot
Phil wasn't traveling across the country. He was too afraid to get his new ID. Phil was in a hospital, probably due to diabetes, liver or pancreas issues. He was treated, maybe having his gallbladder removed, and prescribed Ozempic or a similar drug.

According to Dr. AI, 'Yes, drinking alcohol while taking Ozempic can significantly increase the risk and severity of diarrhea,'

Phil wears a diaper to continue his degenerate Whale Tail Gin addiction.

I cannot find the video, but the Phil shat himself on stream. He was wearing his Zelda jammy bottoms, which is why you never see them anymore. He probably same-day delivered adult diapers the same day.
 
PD43 dijo:
Baldurs Gate 3 will remain the best playthrough because he was actively threatening the game the ENTIRE time. The second a stream did poorly he made no bones about it that game would be dropped like a dog shit. Never once AFAIK said he was liking the game.
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I always appreciate how he'll kick off a stream about how he's really enjoying the game he's playing, and how said game has been getting really good support. Then roughly an hour or so later, he's complaining about how he really likes the same game, but he's gonna have to drop it because it's not getting enough support which can only mean no one wants him to play it.

Keep in mind he basically never enjoys any game he's playing, but threatening to wagequit a game as soon as less than 2 whales donate nearly every single day subconsciously concinces people that playthrough is not long for this world. Hence people won't donate because what's the point when it'll be gone anyways.

I'm also a huge fan of how he's running the Pokemon pack gimmick, in that it provides him a tangible object to use as leverage when begging dents to hit the goal milestone. Pretty sure those cards completely changed the begging game in his mind and they've convinced him to beg even more. He's not begging for money anymore, he's begging to open Pokemon packs!
 
MC Law dijo:
Phil wasn't traveling across the country. He was too afraid to get his new ID. Phil was in a hospital, probably due to diabetes, liver or pancreas issues. He was treated, maybe having his gallbladder removed, and prescribed Ozempic or a similar drug.
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This theory has a bunch of holes:

1) RealID still isn't mandatory, you just have to pay a surcharge at the airport.
1a) Setting 1) aside he would have found the money + waited in line if he thought the Connecticut trip was a way to guarantee his inheritance.
2) By his own admission he has terrible insurance, both in terms of premiums + network coverage. He probably cannot afford a major procedure + recovery.
2a) Are you really saying DSP wouldn't milk a medical emergency for donations? If you are we must be talking about different people.
3) The cover story in the leaked DMs mentions going to an airport, Seattle hospitals are large + good enough that he shouldn't need to travel out-of-state to get treatment.
4) Why now? The disappearance was months ago, and some of these symptoms are relatively recent.
5) Ozempic does not require an extended inpatient stay. "He went to a doctor for an Ozempic prescription on his day off" fits all the facts too.
MC Law dijo:
The unofficial story is that Phil went back to the East Coast to see his dying mother. He told this to Kino and Dragon-Fucking Darziak. The thing is, Phil is a chronic liar, even to those he is considers his friends. Especially, to those he considers his friend.
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Phil is terrible at keeping his lies straight too, the narrative he fed Kino and Darziak is so self-consistent that if it is a lie it is an unusually good one by his standards.
 
UncleTusky dijo:
Ozempic does not require an extended inpatient stay. "He went to a doctor for an Ozempic prescription on his day off" fits all the facts too.
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Yeah, Ozempic is ridiculously easy to get prescribed. I'm not really sure how anyone can doubt he's on a GLP-1 when you can just look at him, but if there are holes to poke around, I'd recommend focusing on these two items:

1) How he's paying for it?
- I have no idea what kind of insurance he has, or what his insurance would cover. However, that shit was ridiculously expensive to pay out of pocket a few years ago. That might not still be the case though since it's blown up so much.

2) What's the route of administration?
- While the needle is relatively short, thin, and painless, it's still a needle. There's no specific evidence that lets you speculate Phil being apprehensive about injecting himself, but this is DSP. You just kinda assume those types of things. I also know there's a pill version or some shit, but it's not as favored by medical professionals from what I understand. It wouldn't shock me one bit though if Phil demanded the pill version though. However, just not sure how much oomph that has versus the injection, and DSP looks like he's the oomph of Ozempic is hitting him pretty hard.
 
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