DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Optimus Crime]

Top ramen is 99c

There is NO excuse to not donate if you're watching. I'm sorry to hear that you're a dentractor though.

Here's an easy way to fill the divot in your skull:

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Managing symptoms is the best you can do, the condition is unfortunately progressive and terminal.

I honestly didn't think he'd do it. I'm off work, sober, and detract as a sport on some Friday nights after work. I didn't know it'd be like this, but it do.

Nigga gonna eat beans now

 

[morel style individual]

Like...what's he going to do, talk about the value of the cards he's opened? He can't actually talk about the playability of the card, what decks it fits into or anything else you'd expect from an actual TCG stream.

Reminder that his 2025 Game of the Year countdown video was a breakdown of how disappointed he was that his audience didn't pay him enough money to play good games.

Incidentally, he was upset that that video didn't do very well, because he put "effort" into it! What does "effort" mean in this case? It's an unedited prestream uploaded like any other DSP video. Your guess is as good as mine!

 

[Fridge Raider]

He doesn't even know what circumstantial evidence is, he thinks it's synonymous with weak evidence.

We're talking about the guy that thinks that just because he hasn't said the word "goal" you cannot possibly think that goals are back. He's saying milestone, dunce, there are no goals just milestones that are exactly the same as goals in every way, shape, form and function.

I really do find Phil's mind fascinating. I mean, he's a complete retard, but this combination of extreme ignorance, complete lack of self-awareness, and tendency to act simply on emotion without thinking makes him very easy to dissect and understand.

Likewise. It's like a puzzle. Trying to figure out why the fuck he does the shit he does. Endless entertainment.

For some reason he has ended up with the belief that, unless you can prove solid irrefutable evidence to the contrary, you are required to believe whatever insane bullshit he decides to feed you.

I really think that he's like this because he's incapable of following any other logical chains himself. He's looking for the proof he would accept and he can only understand someone showing him direct evidence.

 

[Puerile Burger]

If you were wondering why only 200 people can be fucked to watch this mentally ill hermit, here's your answer:

Clown mode Pokémon June 26 2026.mp4

Bonus clip: thanks for the 5 gifted subs, but you should give 10 so I can open a pack

Gifted subs not enough for a pack June 26 2026.mp4

God, I hate this faggot.

 

[Fridge Raider]

And he says it A LOT and i can't really say why.

I can. It's because if he doesn't like the game then it could be his fault it's not doing well. If he likes it then it's not his fault. He likes it! Nothing he could do. Plus if he admits he doesn't like the game he's approaching the truth that he hates playing games and hates his job and he REALLY has to bury that shit deep.

 

[Sog Dog]

I really think that he's like this because he's incapable of following any other logical chains himself. He's looking for the proof he would accept and he can only understand someone showing him direct evidence.

I don't think it even goes that deep. Seizurerobot5000 once accused Homedad Clint of having a "hmmm, haven't you ever considered that YOU bad, and ME good?" attitude and I think this very much applies to Phil. He doesn't even bother to apply any sort of rational thought process to any criticism he receives - if it doesn't perfectly align with whatever is most convenient for him to believe at that particular moment then his brain automatically files it into the "nonsense that obsessed no-life dunces say" category.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I just noticed there hasn't been any edited videos on Phil's channel. Did he address that? Did Lummox actually cut ties with him? Which would be very fucking stupid to do, that as soon as he's called out for being Phil's editor, suddenly no more highlights.

 

[Fridge Raider]

I don't think it even goes that deep. Seizurerobot5000 once accused Homedad Clint of having a "hmmm, haven't you ever considered that YOU bad, and ME good?" attitude and I think this very much applies to Phil. He doesn't even bother to apply any sort of rational thought process to any criticism he receives - if it doesn't perfectly align with whatever is most convenient for him to believe at that particular moment then his brain automatically files it into the "nonsense that obsessed no-life dunces say" category.

I do think that his brain will do mental gymnastics to just make whatever he believes true but there are lots of examples of him simply not understanding simple logic. It's not just criticism it's anything that requires basically any amount of abstract thinking. Like reading guides and pretending he's figuring stuff out he just "figures it out" like magic because he can't think of the leaps it would take to organically acquire that information. Smart people just magically know things, that's how it works. I don't think it's something he's conscious of he's just not capable of connecting dots that are more than like a millimeter apart.

 

[SwiftBucks]

We're talking about the guy that thinks that just because he hasn't said the word "goal" you cannot possibly think that goals are back. He's saying milestone, dunce, there are no goals just milestones that are exactly the same as goals in every way, shape, form and function.

WRONG idiot. Stupid. No load moulth drooler.

A goal means that something has reached a terminus, a culmination of whatever preceded. A milestone is a marker of ongoing continuous progress.

Two completely different things that only mature adult would understand

 

[Fridge Raider]

WRONG idiot. Stupid. No load moulth drooler.

A goal means that something has reached a terminus, a culmination of whatever preceded. A milestone is a marker of ongoing continuous progress.

Two completely different things that only mature adult would understand

ATTENDENCE. ENGAGEMENT. SUPPORT.

(by which I mean support)

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

ATTENDENCE. ENGAGEMENT. SUPPORT.

$50 + $50 + $50
the trifecta of a sussessful stream.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

He's spent over 1k on Pokemon Cards.
Which means he's spent more if he's ripping packs off stream.
Dents are going to be annoyed their money is being spent on this.

Phil's simply traded one addiction for another. This is no different than when he had fans pay for his "emergency bills" towards WWE Champions. Except this time, there's no secret, and he gets to get off on his new addiction while turning it into khantent. Now he's just another junkie hooked on his new fix.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

The goal "milestone" begging is absolutely out of control

 

[ker1231]

I haven't kept up with the pokescam unboxing. How much as he spent on literal childrens cards that he's deluding himself into thinking its an investment?

 

[Sampi]

He legit looks like he have cancer , wtf is wrong with his weigh loss

 

[Sog Dog]

I don't think it's something he's conscious of he's just not capable of connecting dots that are more than like a millimeter apart.

If you watch a lot of body cam footage it's very similar to what you see in other belligerent low IQ narcissists like sovereign citizens, feral nogs, and protestors. There's no conscious, organized thought process going on, they just instinctively pursue immediate dopamine release at all costs, and reflexively react with extreme negativity towards anything that they perceive as a challenge to their reputation, or an impediment to their ability to pursue the next dopamine hit.

His difficulty with understanding puzzles and mechanics in games I think is actually partially because of this low IQ, but also partially an unconscious learned behavior that artificially involving the dents in the stream results in more successful begging.

 

[HackerX]

The goal "milestone" begging is absolutely out of control

What I don't understand is why this mongoloid doesn't incentivise hitting $150 by adding an additional pack. He's hamstrung himself to $50 increments without any overarching goal milestone, and there's no difference between him being at $2 vs $102 from the dent perspective.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

06/26/2026 Day Stream:

King's Tax: $132

Phail really wanted to open another pack, but the dents wouldn't pony up $18. Nothing he could do.

 

[Sog Dog]

What I don't understand is why this mongoloid doesn't incentivise hitting $150 by adding an additional pack. He's hamstrung himself to $50 increments without any overarching goal milestone, and there's no difference between him being at $2 vs $102 from the dent perspective.

That would make the math more complicated than "one pahck = $50" which would be a problem for Phil.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

I haven't kept up with the pokescam unboxing. How much as he spent on literal childrens cards that he's deluding himself into thinking its an investment?

a bit over 2Gs minimum is what I'm seeing estimated