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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
Something that is fascinating about his TGCshop simulator "gameplay" (using the term losely here) is that he always idles in the same spot:
usually it was "in da nook" by the shelves - now he moved it to the middle of the store so he just has to pivot around.
Reminds me a lot of his Minecraft streams where he spent 90% of the time walking from one window of his house to the other and only ventured outside briefly or to go fishing when it was raining
F. Paolo Burnelli is probably the only person in streaming thats skilled enough to make the most anticipated release in the history of gaming as a form of media look as uneventful as the Life is Strange Remaster trailer
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FF6 had areas that were just as sci-fi and advanced as FF7. If you made a 3D version of the Magitek Factory or the Imperial Palace, they wouldn't look out of place in FF7. FF6 was really the everything fantasy. You had classic high fantasy castles and knights but then you had steampunk as seen with Figaro or the phantom train but then you also had dieselpunk as seen with some of the less futuristic-looking Imperial places and vehicles. Then you had Zozo which looks like if you transported the seedy part of a modern city into a fantasy setting.
There really isn't a way to steelman his argument unless he meant to say that FF7 was the first game that went away from a largely high fantasy setting with sci-fi elements into a largely sci-fi setting with some high fantasy elements. But then again, when you think about it for a second his beloved FF6 is the first FF that actually did so and it achieved that by putting everything in, from ancient fantasy, to high fantasy, to steampunk and dieselpunk scifi, to futuristic sci-fi.
There really isn't a way to steelman his argument unless he meant to say that FF7 was the first game that went away from a largely high fantasy setting with sci-fi elements into a largely sci-fi setting with some high fantasy elements.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8PiWPv3LWp0
If anyone beats him it's because they're using a "meta build", but him winning 99% of his fights because he uses a cheesy item that lets him survive an attack makes him a strategic genius worthy of applause.. from himself.
This is his stance in every MP game. Either you’re using something superior than him so nothing he could do or you’re cheating with any number of things (lag, turbo controllers, mashing, game dropping inputs, game making enemies invisible in COD).
Also it’s pretty evident now that games are just the background to rope morons in so he can beg. If a game is too intense and doesn’t allow for constant begs, or doesn’t just get money on its own, it’s done. He’ll stubbornly play 1 low supported game but not 2.
FF6 opening scenes feature people riding mechs if I'm remembering right. I think FF7 was always the outlier, stylistically, in the franchise. Nothing else really has the same vibe.
I guess ICS figured he had a chance on the night stream to take control of the kahntent with those huge whale outs on those 2 socks he was talking about sending DSP "product to open" and DSP told him to talk to him behind da scenes.
DSP confirmed he had multiple boxes already ordered as well before that whale out happened so the business truly is just Pokemon cards for the foreseeable future.
FF6 had areas that were just as sci-fi and advanced as FF7. If you made a 3D version of the Magitek Factory or the Imperial Palace, they wouldn't look out of place in FF7. FF6 was really the everything fantasy. You had classic high fantasy castles and knights but then you had steampunk as seen with Figaro or the phantom train but then you also had dieselpunk as seen with some of the less futuristic-looking Imperial places and vehicles. Then you had Zozo which looks like if you transported the seedy part of a modern city into a fantasy setting.
There really isn't a way to steelman his argument unless he meant to say that FF7 was the first game that went away from a largely high fantasy setting with sci-fi elements into a largely sci-fi setting with some high fantasy elements. But then again, when you think about it for a second his beloved FF6 is the first FF that actually did so and it achieved that by putting everything in, from ancient fantasy, to high fantasy, to steampunk and dieselpunk scifi, to futuristic sci-fi.
Even FF4 which is like DSP's second favorite has a huge hi tech tower and all of the shit like the Lunar Whale airship being a spaceship etc he really has no fucking clue about anything even if his favorite games.
This is one of the things that I find funniest about Phil. Phil might be the single worst liar I have ever encountered in my life. Phil lacks every single skill that is important to lying effectively. I could write an entire research paper on effective lying using nothing other than examples pulled from Phil's streams.
Sorry to double post but Phil literally said with a straight face this week that he’s never used Instagram and doesn’t even know how to use it. He’s convinced all of his lies are amazing until people start pushing back, then he throws a hissy fit.
My favorite thing is the triumphant water sip that follows either 1) a lie he thinks he got over on somebody or 2) after making a point/comment he thought was particularly strong. Like the regard was trained as a kid that he can only have a sip if he does a good thing.
FF6 opening scenes feature people riding mechs if I'm remembering right. I think FF7 was always the outlier, stylistically, in the franchise. Nothing else really has the same vibe.
FF6 definitely has some steampunk vibes, while FF7 with Midgar goes more into a dystopian cyberpunk setting (which sort of drops off after you leave the city). FF9 is probably the closest to a traditional FF setting on playstation.
I won't list them all but it's also why his fake fanning of every franchise is the funniest thing to me.
Every single time he's vague enough so that if you don't know anything about the game you get some suspicion, but if you're a fan of the franchise it's so blatant he's LARPing. It truly only works with retarded people and I guess that's one of the reason his audience is so special. The lies acting like a filter to anyone with enough IQ to realise how fake Phail is.
“I love Game Franchise. It has great graphics, great gameplay, great music and great story. Who are my favorite characters? Oh man, I like so many and it’s been a long time since I played it but I do like them all.”
I only watched the clip posted earlier but I think he was trying to say real authentic *sniff* Final Fantasy games are pixel art and came up with the robots etc line as the classic special boy take, because he goes back to complain about polygons right after. Idk if it's his narcissism or years of being called out for regurgitating takes badly but whenever he doesn't have a full ego boost to go full shawk jawk and has to agree with a relatively common take he always throws out some out of nowhere shit no one else cares about like the GTA+ thing.
Just had to check. While he was whaled out (seriously 300 $ from 2 guys?) his liquidity took a hit with the biggest tip being 1$ Is he buying those boxes on Klarna credit?
Idk if it's his narcissism or years of being called out for regurgitating takes badly but whenever he doesn't have a full ego boost to go full shawk jawk and has to agree with a relatively common take he always throws out some out of nowhere shit no one else cares about like the GTA+ thing.
That's exactly why he claims FF6 is his favorite FF game, it was a popular take among the fandom during the ps1 era were people were still doubting the switch to 3d was a good idea. As more and more 3d titles came out it became a less important thing and nowadays people are more arguing over which FF title has the best story (the polygons aren't even part of the discussion).
As usual he's paroting things he read on a forum years ago, and add bullshit points on top of it to make it seem like he knows what he's talking about. While anyone with a little bit of knowledge can see through it and call his bullshit. I pointed it out cause it's a great example of that mechanism, but he did the same with pokemon red/blue, suikoden and megaman.
Basically he's having once again dinosaur takes about things nobody cares about. If he was saying "I prefer 6 cause...." it would have be fine but I doubt he even played 6.
Just had to check. While he was whaled out (seriously 300 $ from 2 guys?) his liquidity took a hit with the biggest tip being 1$ Is he buying those boxes on Klarna credit?
any type of installment payment plans available, he is surely taking - I don't know if he is eligible to have credit cards again or not since he had to wait a period of several years after the bankruptcy before he can have any
he is the type of person who would take their significant other's info and get credit cards in their name and try and hide the mail much like nigger mothers who put the light bill in their kids' names
“I love Game Franchise. It has great graphics, great gameplay, great music and great story. Who are my favorite characters? Oh man, I like so many and it’s been a long time since I played it but I do like them all.”
I've been thinking lately that when he says "I'm loving the game but I don't think the audience wants to support it." and then he immediately wage quits the game, he probably couldn't tell you exactly WHAT he's loving about the game. Oh sure he might use buzzwords and vagueness. But there's no substance behind "I'm loving the game". And he says it A LOT and i can't really say why.
It really goes back to that one DragonQuest playthru where he called his audience lazy. "i'm voice acting and commentating actively!" Yeah no shit, Sherlock. It doesn't have voices and it would be a pretty shite stream if you just sat in silence reading in your head. Thanks, you lazy fuck, for doing the bare minimum your entire life. If you enjoy the game fucking play it. How is it engaging to wagequit half-way thru? This excuse of "I run a biznizz. I have to do what the audience wannns" is just not it, chief. You fucking ask him WHAT he loves about the game he's about to drop and he will go mum. Crickets.
E:i had to pigpiggo. 328 results and another 50 for i'm loving the game. I wonder how Khet feels being married to someone who throws the word 'love' around like chickenfeed. What a disposable, meaningless kahntent creator
