DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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SwiftBucks
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- 22 de Mar, 2026
Watch gta6 launch on his day awff and he has to play it a day late because of the Holy Schedule
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This is whats stood out to me. Anyone who lifts semi seriously knows it requires research, patience, practice and a lot of planning. For someone as autistic as Phil, you'd assume he would love the last part. He'd be only too happy to tell you about his weekly split, his progressive overload projections and deload weeks.
But because he's not done the first three, he cant. Instead he fumbles and comes up with things he thinks sound impressive, but just believable enough to win over his dents. However, due to him being a fucking mongoloid, he can't even come up with lies that sound feasible. The claim he maxxed out his sit ups and could perform them indefinitely is still one that broke my brain.
I cant wait for their to be no further body recomp or bulk beyond toning his biceps and for him to sweep all this under the rug whenever its mentioned in a years time.
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lol. He's Chris Chan's lost twin confirmed.
But everyone is different. There are people that don't get sick from chemo while a majority do.
RougeRed
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This is one of the things that I find funniest about Phil. Phil might be the single worst liar I have ever encountered in my life. Phil lacks every single skill that is important to lying effectively. I could write an entire research paper on effective lying using nothing other than examples pulled from Phil's streams.
A number of these shortcomings cause the issue you pointed out. He lies impulsively, almost reflexively, with zero consideration to how believable his lie is or how easily someone could prove he is lying. His narcissistic inability to consider how other people view his words and actions combined with his absolute lack of creativity and abstract thinking leads him to lie about things he knows nothing about. The idea that someone else could be more knowledgeable never occurs to him. The lie sounds believable to him, and he thinks that means no one could possibly doubt him.
That's why his indignation and anger when people call him out is so genuine. He is experiencing cognitive dissonance. He told the perfect lie and yet somehow everyone knows he was lying. He's perfect and smarter than everyone else in the world, so it's not possible that they know.
It's fucking hilarious to watch it play out in real time. One of my favorites was during the SideScrollers interview. He thought his "nugget of truth" lie about playing WWEC but not being DownFromTheRafters was clever and bulletproof. Then, Craig suggested showing the real account name just to him to get around the "trolls will find out my account name and murder me" narrative. He was completely flummoxed. When he planned that lie, he never actually took the time to consider if there were any holes in it.
Not only is he a fucking idiot, but even when given a nearly unlimited amount of time to concoct a lie, he was too lazy to take any time considering how easy this lie would be to suss out.
If I let myself, this post is gonna be like five pages of me tearing apart the lies he has told and the extremely unflattering things they tell you about him, so I'm just gonna end it. Phil is a lazy, narcissistic retard that sucks at lying, and it will always be funny to me.
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Correction: Rockstar will make GTA6 boring and not worth playing. Phil will make it unwatchable.
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- 7 de Feb, 2018
Piggy is such a vile polack faggot that he stirs up two of the four sins that have been downgraded: vainglory and extravagance. Also another maxim of Piggy: any face he makes trying to desperately grasp at the ring of relevancy makes him look like some retarded faggot who doesn't know if he just sharted or farted.
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- 15 de Mayo, 2023
The last thing you see before you get Attendance, Engagement and Support'd in a dark alley at night
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- 22 de Sep, 2025
This nigger is really dropping "companies are moving away from physical media to make more money" in 2026 and saying it like we haven't know this for almost 20 years. It's almost unreal how little he knows about this thing he's been involved in for so long. "I predict that more companies will use GTA 6 not having a physical release as a reason to not sell physical copies themselves" holy shit can he see the future? How did he gain this knowledge?? Do you think that maybe this has something to do with the collapse of AAA gaming? Idk I'm not super smart like Phil maybe someone should ask him, but I almost feel like these companies are doing shady things to screw the consumer and boost shareholder value...
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- 1 de Jun, 2026
I'm looking forward to the inevitable TIHYDP: GTA 6 videos. I discovered DSP through Metokur's coverage so I have a soft spot for his GTA gameplay.
Anything that involves DSP having to drive vehicles is bound to be comedy gold. Driving just like platformers cannot be handheld by chat. Of course Rockstar made handling cars a lot less punishing these days but he'll find a way to make it into a struggle session.
Anything that involves DSP having to drive vehicles is bound to be comedy gold. Driving just like platformers cannot be handheld by chat. Of course Rockstar made handling cars a lot less punishing these days but he'll find a way to make it into a struggle session.
SwiftBucks
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It's honestly a distinct possibility. It's been in development so long it can't be good.
I think it's a game lots of people will try to love, but ultimately won't make back it's enormous budget in a timeframe that matters.
Phil will play and complain about it, regardless of it's good or not though.
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- 12 de Mar, 2019
That made me rememeber Dave's GTA gameplay during that Metokur stream and the resulting chuckles .
Remember when DSP was entertaining by failing at games and yelling at his TV? I miss those days.
Now he's just... there. He's not even fun to watch to make fun of unless you're on someone elses stream or watching clips to get the few gold nuggets he drops.
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The last time his gameplay was genuinely hilarious to me was Mario Kart World.
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I think it's very telling that whenever he's refuting detractor narratives (i.e. the truth) he will almost always start by saying "there's no proof/evidence of that" instead of "that didn't happen". Because, as you say, he assumes that he is smarter than everyone else, however he cannot follow simple trains of logic, so he literally cannot comprehend circumstantial evidence. He told you the bank leaks weren't real, and you didn't see a printed page with his name on it signed and notarized so how can you know that it's his? Officer Whitney didn't say "Phillip Burnell is mentally unwell and annoying and our code for these people is 220" so how can you say that he's a 220? It really seems to be that unless he tells you or shows you something, or it's like video taped and indisputable (and even then sometimes he tries, like The Incident) then he can't comprehend how you got to that point logically. However, it a detractor of another cow makes some baseless claim, well we can just take that at face value.
"You don't have evidence of that... because it never happened!" Actually there's plenty of evidence cockface you're just too stupid to understand it. And it's evidence about YOU. Fucking mongoloid.
I'd read it ngl he is a fascinating case study on some of the worst aspects of modern humans.
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- 28 de Ago, 2023
The fact that four or five people have admitted to being on Ozempic in this thread but totally not like fatty-fat Phil makes me see Null’s point about this board.
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- 7 de Abr, 2022
Rockstar announced today that there will be no early access for GTA 6, so Phil can rest easy and get those BIG Day 1 views!
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- 12 de Mar, 2019
Do it faggot.
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- 1 de Feb, 2020
He needs to snort coke or do something about that nose. The weird shape of his head and droopy face make that shit stand out.
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- 20 de Sep, 2024
If they STILL haven’t figured out that you don’t need a fucking run button on analog controllers, GTA 6 can lick homeless taint.
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- 28 de Dic, 2025
I'm not really sure I see how a few people sharing their personal insights into GLP-1 drugs to add to the discussion about whether Phil is taking them validates any of Null's previous gripes with this board, personally.
And the only reason people make fun of Phil for possibly taking Ozempic or something like that is the same reason they make fun of him for anything: because he's an obnoxious lying prick about it. If someone openly just admits to having a weight issue they needed medical help with, there's nothing wrong with that. (Though I agree that might not really need sharing on Kiwi Farms.)