💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

Don't forget that he wear parachuts pants along his suit jacket and he look so doopy.
Pants that are very loose at the ankles are an "in" thing among Gen Z right now, whereas Millennials still dress with "tight" fitting pants. Hasan trying to style himself like a Gen Zer when he's closer to 40 than 20 is what's truly dopey.
 
My favorite thing about him is how he loves to make up arguments and then argue against them — even though no one said anything close to that.


If you argue against him, he just makes up an argument he claims you made and runs with it.


Someone should ask him what he thinks about the Armenian Genocide.

Hasan is a Gem, can't wait to watch his world crash and burn.
 
Hasan in casual clothes: "How do you do, fellow young kids? Look how cool and with it I am."

Hasan in a suit: "How do you do, fellow adults? Look how serious and adult I am."

If he's picking out his own clothes then he really needs to find someone who knows fashion to help him find clothing that actually looks good and natural on him.

If someone IS helping him pick out clothing...then he needs to fire that motherfucker most ricky-tick and find someone else who actually knows what they're doing.

Then again, with Hasan's narcissism, it could be that he's always putting on some kind of performative front that it just always makes him seem awkward and unnatural.
 
My favorite thing about him is how he loves to make up arguments and then argue against them — even though no one said anything close to that.


If you argue against him, he just makes up an argument he claims you made and runs with it.


Someone should ask him what he thinks about the Armenian Genocide.

Hasan is a Gem, can't wait to watch his world crash and burn.
Yeah unlike most other political assburgers Hasan genuinely likes arguing with himself and chat all day over debating another person. Classic bands live performances gone, a movie is erased everyday from existence but 10 thousand hours of Hasan talking in circles exists in 4k
 
Hasan in casual clothes: "How do you do, fellow young kids? Look how cool and with it I am."

Hasan in a suit: "How do you do, fellow adults? Look how serious and adult I am."

If he's picking out his own clothes then he really needs to find someone who knows fashion to help him find clothing that actually looks good and natural on him.

If someone IS helping him pick out clothing...then he needs to fire that motherfucker most ricky-tick and find someone else who actually knows what they're doing.

Then again, with Hasan's narcissism, it could be that he's always putting on some kind of performative front that it just always makes him seem awkward and unnatural.
He's a fucking Turkroach. Have you ever seen those fuckers dressed remotely appropriately ever? Even the countries in the ME I don't abjectly hate are incapable of dressing non-retardedly. Something in the sandnigger/sandnigger-adjacent gene that interferes with the Not Dressing Retardedly part of brain development. It also increases the likelihood of buying a luxury import in white.
 
I guarantee this sheltered faggot would google the cheapest prices for a Colombian necktie because he doesn't know what that means lmao
Not only sheltered but also a philistine, meaning he probably never watched the cinematic masterpiece that taught an entire generation what a Colombian Necktie is:
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