💪 Tough Guys Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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[2026.06.21-06] Reflecting pool bullshit. Perhaps not everything wrong with the renovation could be accounted for by vandalism, but vandalism was definitely involved.
If Trump were to solve the problem of not having enough clean water for residential use, Leftoids would start drinking their own piss in an attempt to own Donald.

Are you finally admiting you're actually a Mordor orc, @goldsquid?



[2026.06.21-08]
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Reposted by Obamagoonerbob ("Hallowed be Obama's name").

Oh, and Mr. Obama, I hope you don't mind me using your own words, but you didn't build that.



[2026.06.21-09]
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Why would anyone need to invade Greenland for shrimp? American waters have a sustainable supply.



[2026.06.21-11]
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Citation needed.
Citation: "Trust me, folks."



Projection warning.
[2026.06.21-12b] Bobby rethinks his "tactics vs targets" stance -- and he concludes that it still holds, at least when dealing with "evil" people.
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Since Moviebob is evil to the core, there is never an unacceptable tactic to use against Bob because Bob is a has always been a perfectly acceptable target.



[2026.06.21-13]
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At what cost, fuckhead?
 
In the first five seconds, Bob admits he has various unpaid bills.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UwgEAZ7HhoE
And from 0:38 to 0:44 he puts up the links to PayPal, Patreon, and Ko-Fi for a solid six seconds to beg his viewers to give him money.
Decided to see how this helped Bobbo and... yep, another pay increase. This time, $90. But here's the interesting thing, he didn't get any more patrons, it was the same number of people, just donating more. By which I mean, Chris watched the video and decided to donate more to his main charity.

He does have more contributors overall since last month, but they're giving small amounts collectively. But every so often, the money jumps up but the patrons don't. And I just have to wonder why Chris doesn't wise up and tell his brother to get a real job. How much must he be throwing away every month just to protect Bobby's fragile little ego?
 
22Jun#01
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I thought you people say "Trump is not my president", so do you mean Biden?

22Jun#02
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22Jun#03
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22Jun#04
Did you know the Trump administration is about to "start railroading random citizens through the justice system"?
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22Jun#05
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Carlson is not wrong.

22Jun#06
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Go fuck yourself.

22Jun#07
UK shit. How dare journalists scapegoat transsexuals again!
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22Jun#08
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Yes, the Rat will never shake off their reputation of grooming children.


22Jun#09
As expressed in his livestream, Nedrotic has a very low opinion on Toy Story 5. Seems the Rat is pulling the very gay shit that they used to.
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22Jun#10
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22Jun#11
Despite Bobby's power of clairvoyance, he is glad that he has never been a box-office analyst.
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22Jun#12
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22Jun#13
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Archive of USA Today fluff piece.

22Jun#14
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I thought "$80" refers to the projected stock price next week rather than the game price; turns out it is some investment firm's prediction of the price for the standard version of the game.

22Jun#15
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22Jun#16
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22Jun#01
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I thought you people say "Trump is not my president", so do you mean Biden?
Bob "People I don't like are media illiterate" Chipman sees no irony in him reskeeting a message intended for the reader that assumes the reader is a father. This social media addiction will one day soak the panties and kick the ovulating into hyperdrive, for sure!
IS THIS THICK FUCK HOLDING ANOTHER BEER AT ANOTHER 5K?!!?

Oh, and here's the Pete that the Lesser Brother is running drunkedly for.
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He's a city council man for the lovely land of Lynn and wants a bigger cut so he's aiming for state rep. He seems like your run of the mill dem and since the Lesser Brother is backing him I have to assume that either he's a piece of shit or the Lesser Brother found an excuse to get drunk while doing performative activism. Honestly, it's probably the latter. Here's how Pete's gonna help the working class families.
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"A ban on predatory algorithms that inflate your mortgage and rent prices"
The hell does that even mean lmao? The real reason I looked at his issue page was to see where he stands on the troon question. Shockingly, there is no mention of troons or gays anywhere! There is this picture down at the bottom of the page, however.
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As you see on the FAR RIGHT, Pete is standing on top of the fag flag as a symbol of triumph over all queers while Ol' Glory hangs majestically behind him. Unfathomably based. There's also no mention of supporting illegals anywhere so I have no idea why the Lesser Brother is supporting him, besides the free alcohol I mean.
 
So just like the Slurm Classic sketch from Futurama based on New Coke. It's just crazy enough to work.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZmXaJd23EHw
Totally Spies debuted in November 2001. Bob was 20, almost 21, when that happened, and in college. And he was watching a show about teenage girls that go shopping and talk about boys in between dumbed down spy stories. No wonder he didn't have friends in college, or a girlfriend.

As for teasing an announcement, you throw in some hints to get people talking about it on social media so the algorithms favor you when you actually announce it, like when Nintendo leaked the Ocarina of Time remake to get more people excited for their announcement show.
In fairness to Robert, the creator of Totally Spies worked a lot of his fetishes into the show, so it did have a following of perverted men.
 
[2026.06.22-01]
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As if I care what you have to say, Jethro.

I thought you people say "Trump is not my president", so do you mean Biden?
:thinking:



[2026.06.22-02]
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Y'know, I share that same White House with you, dickwad, and you seemed to have no problem with Biden allowing half-naked transvestites flaunting their fake areolae on the White House's front lawn, so piss off with that bullshit!



[2026.06.22-03]
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Dafuq?



[2026.06.22-04] Did you know the Trump administration is about to "start railroading random citizens through the justice system"?
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I don't recall Trump ever calling for Wrongvoters to be rounded up and forced into re-education camps...



My projection detector is tingling something fierce...
[2026.06.22-05]
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Remember: All accusations BlueSky users make of political adversaries of being Nazis should be treated as confessions.



[2026.06.22-06]
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These phlegmwads still believe it's more important for the U.S. government to defend Ukraine's border with Russian than it is to protect America's border with Mexico.

Go fuck yourself.
My sentiments exactly.



[2026.06.22-07] UK shit. How dare journalists scapegoat transsexuals again!
Yeah, how dare they try to deport a fanatical religious faction of Islamic origin that would happily genocide the U.K.'s transgender population if given half the chance...

Reposted by Moviebob, rancid walrus.



[2026.06.22-08]
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I dunno. I actually really like the proposals listed in this leak. The fact these leaks are pissing the correct people of only makes me want to endorse it as much as possible.

Yes, the Rat will never shake off their reputation of grooming children.
Nor will it prevent grooming by "progressives" and/or Democrats.



[2026.06.22-11] Despite Bobby's power of clairvoyance, he is glad that he has never been a box-office analyst.
Given that Moviebob can neither math nor brain, this should surprise nobody.

If creating incoherent word salads that are aurally pleasing is a core requirement for such a job, Moviebob would be perfect for.
 
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23Jun#01
Vance self-identifies as a "millennial".
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23Jun#02
Vance praised Field Marshal Munir for both his military leadership and his diplomatic skills.
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There is no "douchebaggery" with what Vance said or how he said it; if the Most Hallowed One said the same, the whole hall would clap.

23Jun#03
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So what is wrong with that?

23Jun#04
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Women surrendering their chance of fulfillment because of their self-imposed delusions. In the past we called this "hysteria".

23Jun#05
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Feudal serfs didn't own the land they toil on, and I don't think the troon has to worry about the "impossible grueling deathmarch".



23Jun#06
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23Jun#07
Bobby theorizes that Capeshit movies are just the results of liberal filmmakers grappling with their inner political demons.
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23Jun#08
He-man movie.
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23Jun#09
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23Jun#10
Cartoons.
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23Jun#11
A24 partners with the evil Google on developing AI tools for moviemaking and distribution.
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If AI can make Gawain white again, that's worth the effort.

23Jun#12
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The set costs $480, and it would likely be gone pretty soon.

23Jun#13
But if puerile tranny goyslop is more your poison, you are covered as well.
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23Jun#14
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He sorta look like Björn Andrésen (RIP) in Visconti's Death in Venice.

23Jun#15
Did you know Barthe's Death of the Author essay was intended to be a justification for tranny fanfiction?
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Bobby's clip is just a shitty joke about the name Balzac.

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Very Presumptuous of Bob, who does not even believe that God exists, to announce that the fact that he thinks the way the dude pitches sucks, this means God ain't with him. This is FUCKING RIDICULOUS. You can't have it both ways, Bob. Either God doesn't exist, and thus the passage from Genesis is irrelevant, or God does exist, but to try to stitch that together into "This guy is a terrible pitcher this means God - who I don't believe exists -has Forsaken him, Friendo!" is a whole other level of exceptional. It's not like God is in the habit of regularly directly intervening to make someone pitch better or something like that. Such confused theological pretzel thinking is of course typical for The Kwisatz Tarderach.
Clearly you never watched Angels in the Outfield.

Checkmate mayo ghoul.

(No really, it never stops being funny how the secret to decoding Bob is to figure out which movie he's referencing.)
 
Really says something that Bob would think a deity would be so petty as to directly intervene in a game of sport between two teams of mortal men where there are absolutely no great stakes that will change the world depending on outcome, and show favor based on how much they were worshiped by each player....... like we often say, the criticisms laid by the left are usually confessions as to the kind of power they WISH they had.

They ARE that petty and DO think that the wrongthinker shall not enjoy one unmolested second upon this earth, not even playing baseball.

Or think they already have that power through pollical clout they earned through their own inherent vigor and can finally fix a world that even GOD couldn't get "right"!

That is, until they got a rude awakening, like, a whole sports team deciding they'll forfeit before they wear jerseys that make political statements they don't believe in... and there was no public backlash that forced them to do it anyway.... and they realize that they're just.... well.... them.

Increasingly getting old and bald and fat and disliked with no hope of redemption or a happy ending thanks to their scorn for religion and Gods that they are too proud to worship, too poor to bribe and too envious to even casually respect.
 
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[2026.06.23-01] Vance self-identifies as a "millennial".
Vance isn't wrong.

Nobody in their right mind believes your self-identification of "American", Bob.

[2026.06.23-02] Vance praised Field Marshal Munir for both his military leadership and his diplomatic skills.
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There is no "douchebaggery" with what Vance said...
But no end of painful douchebaggery from the bottomless font of painful douchebaggery named Moviebob.
...or how he said it; if the Most Hallowed One said the same, the whole hall would clap.
Like trained seals.



[2026.06.23-03]
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Reposted by Racistbob.

So what is wrong with that?
I've got nothing.



[2026.06.23-04]
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Reposted by Misogynistbob.

Women surrendering their chance of fulfillment because of their self-imposed delusions. In the past we called this "hysteria".
In present-day parlance, we call this brainwashing.



[2026.06.23-05]
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Moviebob:
  • Hardly works, monetary income relies heavily on digital panhandling.
  • Extremely unlikely to engaage in a romantic relationship with any (wo)man with even low moral and intellectual standards.
  • Has difficulty managing money.
  • Owns no real estate; relies on family for housing.
  • Consooms mass-market sludge.
  • Head of household only when rest of the family is out of the hovel.
  • Resides in corrupt, deep Democrat-blue state.
  • Lucky to be in even moderate health after several years' worth of mass consumption of junk food and alcohol.
  • Irreparably self-damaged reputation due to thousands of social media posts exposing a hateful, misanthropic personality rife with various negative -ists and -isms,

Feudal serfs didn't own the land they toil on, and I don't think the troon has to worry about the "impossible grueling deathmarch".
Moviebob doesn't either, because I don't see Bob committing to any march going beyond the distance between Bob's computer chair and fridge.
 
16Jun#04
Everything wrong in politics, in Bobby's estimation, stems from people failing to act their age.
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Coming back to the blobby thread is like coming home.

Which in part comes to one of the many reasons. In this case Blobbo accusing other people of being what he is. Blobby is a man raging about the world changing since 2003.
 
24Jun#01
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24Jun#02
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Say, isn't that something Bobby has in common with Trump?

24Jun#03
Trump says the illegal problem is caused by Sleepy Joe Biden and his "group of real thugs", who are only good at "weaponization and cheating on elections".
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But is Trump wrong?

24Jun#04
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But is Yap wrong?

24Jun#05
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24Jun#06
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24Jun#07
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24Jun#08
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Happenings thread on the Montreal shooter. So if the horseshoe theory is real, what's Bobby's chance to shoot up a Yom Kippur?


24Jun#09
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I don't think the "overwhelming supermajority" of Western people have been middle class since 1955. But the transmutation of leftists concerns -- remember, the overwhelming supermajority of leftists are middle class -- from class to identities is obvious.

24Jun#10
Self-description is self-describing.
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24Jun#11
Troon shit.
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Our own Not Dr. Evil tears down Big Al's "study".

24Jun#12
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24Jun#13
Bobby feels some psychological hang-up about tranny cartoon.
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24Jun#14
Continued from 23Jun#07. No idea what he's babbling about.
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24Jun#15a
He-man movie and the strategy of Amazon Prime, continued from 23Jun#08
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24Jun#15b
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24Jun#16
Next thing to consoom.
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24Jun#17
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24Jun#18
Next next thing to consoom.
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24Jun#19
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24Jun#20
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The trailer is really just clips from dozens of Tom Cruise movies spliced together.

24Jun#21
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24Jun#22
Cartoon
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24Jun#23
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Our Kwisatz Tarderach really is the Chris Chan of movie reviewing.

Of course, Chris Chan actually has at least two notches on his bedpost and ISN'T going to die a virgin like Lardo Retardo.

What a useless, inbred moron.
 
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I was reminded this loser exists when looking at the Supergirl reviews on RottenTomatoes. The critics, especially in the "top critics" section, don't even like it and it'll probably be certified "rotten" in the near future (though it's gone above the threshold a couple times).

But, back to the bottom tier critic, I clicked on the link to read beyond the snippet and thought it'd go to his blog or something, but it's just a YouTube video. Well, he complains about people who don't like capeshit and manages to make it about Trump in the first minute, so I gave up on it.

In conclusion, the movie is on track to be a huge critical and commercial flop (like losing over $100 million) and an embarrassing early failure of James Gunn's attempt at a DC revival. The coverage of it over this next week after some concrete numbers are in should be a lot of fun.

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