Even an unmeaningful position's going to be a shitshow. He flunked out of
- Costco because he constantly gossiped meanly about employees who actually worked,
- Revenue Canada because the grosser and stinkier he got the less they wanted him around doing seasonal data entry,
- in-store liquor promotions because he was gross and no one wanted to buy anything associated with him, and
- online sex toy influencing because no one intending to have sex stayed in the mood upon hearing or seeing him.
Then there was the 411 operator assistance job he flunked out of but that no longer exists, door-to-door knife sales that flopped because who the hell is going to open the door to him, the entrepreneurial starts that led to him suing his partner and having his mother accuse the partner of stalking her, the restaurant marketing account that led to him defaming the restaurant owner online and claiming to have been sexually abused by same.... I could go on, but... my face hurts from smirking too much.