Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[NogginKnocker]

I gotta say, seeing that video of Vance getting snubbed by a nobody like Araghchi is one hell of a blackpill... Israel needs to end US aid at all costs. This was fucking embarrassing on so many levels I cant believe the US delegation would accept going on such a humiliation trial.

My expectations were low but holy FUCK.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

I gotta say, seeing that video of Vance getting snubbed by a nobody like Araghchi is one hell of a blackpill... Israel needs to end US aid at all costs. This was fucking embarrassing on so many levels I cant believe the US delegation would accept going on such a humiliation trial.

My expectations were low but holy FUCK.

It really feels like they're letting Vance take all the heat for this one. I've noticed that whenever Trump is asked about Vance recently, he also brings up Rubio.

 

[bookers]

Not sure why he'd go in all smiley. Need to be more like Trump and act like you're pissed off to be there.

I've noticed that whenever Trump is asked about Vance recently, he also brings up Rubio.

he's been doing this for a long time. people read into it but i think he just likes fucking with people tbh
i think he may have even said this before where he likes 'keeping people on their toes' or some shit like that

 

[Foley]

It really feels like they're letting Vance take all the heat for this one. I've noticed that whenever Trump is asked about Vance recently, he also brings up Rubio.

If Trump is preparing Rubio to take over after him instead of Vance, then good for him. And good for everyone.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I am kinda glad Vance is doing this though. He is such a fucking cuck. It fits him. Like his Indian wife and naming his son after prolific scammer Jeet.

What a major disappointment Vance has become.

 

[AstaSilva]

Netanyahu says, "As long as we need to protect our people, we will remain in the 'security zone' in South Lebanon. The reason is perfectly understood. No country would be asked to do otherwise."
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Like or dislike Israel, I think JD Vance directly antagonizing them accomplished the opposite of what anyone wants.
Saying Israel might "go wild" killing people or describing the Beirut thing as simply "massive explosion kills civilians" without mentioning the 4 israeli soldiers who were murdered - Vance is pure antagonizing but for what purpose?

Even if Vance does become president one day, is he just assuming antagonizing = cooperation?
Before Israel was our ally they were selling American Military Tech to the Chinese.
The notion Israel collapses without the U.S is historically iliterate.
All this antagonizing just pushes Israel towards a new sugar daddy.

 

[Ghostse]

The deployment is being viewed by some observers as a contingency measure should negotiations in Switzerland break down and military operations against Iran resume.

"should" hahahhahahahahhahahahahaahahahhahahahaah

U.S. President Trump warned Iran to immediately stop its proxies in Lebanon from "causing trouble", threatening that if they continue, the United States would strike Iran again.

I know he's bluffing, I know it will ammount to nothing, I know my cake and balls will remain frozen.
But... I want believe.

Probably just more bluffing, but it's nice that he's directly calling out Iran using Hezbollah as an intentional wedge to fuck with Israel-US relations.

OF course its more bluffing. But yeah, at least its not more hot air and deal-irium.

"We'll call off our semites when you call off yours"

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According to Tasnim News(Archive), Iran is prepared to suspend all negotiations with the United States if Israel does not withdraw from Lebanon and fully implement the provisions outlined in the Islamabad agreement.

Please. Please please please please.

Iran is big mad that Trump said mean things and that the Zionist Entity is still in Lebanon so they've left the negotiations.

Oh god please tell me it s happeing please tell me I can get my cake out again.

Axios is reporting that Iran wasn't having a tantrum and is back to negotiating.

I'd demand this be fake news but Trump would just demand more, tougher negotiations instead of implementing Bridge and Powerplant Day.

Trump shitting on the UK for creating their own energy problems by buying from terrorists rather than just exploiting their own oil sources.
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Source

What an ignorant tweet.
Trump just completely ignoring the damage he did to the Royal Military including defunding and allowing servicemembers to be sued and criminally charged for actions taken under lawful orders in combat zones.
I can't even.

Lindsey Graham says if the Iran MOU Deal fails, Trump will take over the strait and charge tolls: If this deal fails, Trump is going to take the strait over by force. The United States will control the strait. We will charge a fee for those who go through to pay for the operation. If Iran contests control, we will obliterate them.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/2068708568145269100

I want to believe. I know Lady Bloodfeast also desires bridge and powerplant day, I just have my doubts he can deliver.

Unless of course Pakistan asks us to stop and give diplomacy a chance.

Why did we let Jeets run the negotiations. Fucking Vance.

Qatar is investing 19 Trillion dollars to the US
Skip ahead to 3:09
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b2fSrx4ukUM

So....they're buying Space X?

I know this is diplomacy 101 but can we not? The last thing anyone wants to hear is praising India and fucking Pakistan. He really got those jeet dicksucking techniques nailed down.

That sound you heard was Vances presidential prospects dying.

Putin has been on a warpath to destroy Ethnic russians for a while now, he's been importing a lot of muslims and even sending russians that talk shit about muslims away to get beat up by them. He's such as mask off WEF puppet is not even funny.

Putin is a Deep Cover CIA asset and you cannot convince me he isn't.

Or
Hear me out here.
When was the last time you saw Biden and Putin the same room together?

pot/kettle. who else is israels ally.

Jordan and Egypt.

Here's some pictures of it:

Wow. Such production. Much tech.

Why is trump crashing out now.

Trump doesn't believe there is enough chaos.
Trump thrives in chaos. If no one knows what's going on, they have to accept there is a chance what he's saying is correct.

I found a few of their posts that only reference yids and grabblers (???), and one that didn't mention either but had more parentheses than (((lisp source code))).

"grabblers" from a video back when the onion was good and had something resembling balls that parodies "visualization experts" and his schtick being envisioning stress as jews and then burning them to ash.

So while it is pretty based, its the same as posting kike.

Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Netanyahu says, "As long as we need to protect our people, we will remain in the 'security zone' in South Lebanon. The reason is perfectly understood. No country would be asked to do otherwise."
ssstwitter.com_1782067708182.mp4

You know as much as i hate Israel this really made me respect them (until the next time they piss me off) i wish more leaders where willing to bat for their own people like this instead of helping brown pedophiles to systematically kill their own people for cheap labor.

 

[Fcret]

I am kinda glad Vance is doing this though. He is such a fucking cuck. It fits him. Like his Indian wife and naming his son after prolific scammer Jeet.

What a major disappointment Vance has become.

Vance is in bed with Peter Thiel and the rest of the SF soy right. What he wants is the unironic goycattlefication of the populace so his masters can do their gay dark enlightenment schtick and convince everyone to worship gnon.

I'm hoping Trump is realizing what a liability this antichrist tech right is and is pushing them out.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

If Trump is preparing Rubio to take over after him instead of Vance, then good for him. And good for everyone.

I feel kind of bad for Vance tbh because it's his job as VP to do these negotiations. He's not only the spare for the President, with a few mostly ceremonial duties of his own, but he's supposed to be training to be the next President as well. There's really no way to train in international politics on one's own. Any interested parties, by law, must engage in international politics under the supervision and orders of a President, and his President is unfortunately Trump. And Trump's plans are making Vance look like a blustering incompetent. We don't know how he'd handle things on his own, because he's not handling things on his own; he's following Trump's orders, and these orders are not transparent to us.

Meanwhile, Rubio has the power position. It's his job to talk tough, to be blunt, and not to try and finesse a cardboard box into a lasting agreement. He has the privilege of looking competent and hard because that's literally his only role.

My esteem in Rubio has gone up 1000% since 2015 and everyone is wondering what would have happened if he had won back then. personally I think if he'd have won the nomination, he'd have lost the election to Hillary, because nobody knew him back then. But I do think part of the dichotomy in competence between the public faces of Vance and Rubio has to do with their specific roles in the administration.

 

[StudMccool]

Vance is in bed with Peter Thiel and the rest of the SF soy right. What he wants is the unironic goycattlefication of the populace so his masters can do their gay dark enlightenment schtick and convince everyone to worship gnon.

I'm hoping Trump is realizing what a liability this antichrist tech right is and is pushing them out.

your going to make me tap the chart again arent you?

 

[Schwarzwald]

I feel kind of bad for Vance tbh because it's his job as VP to do these negotiations. He's not only the spare for the President, with a few mostly ceremonial duties of his own, but he's supposed to be training to be the next President as well.

Please don't feel bad for Vance. He's not only handled the actual negotiations and messaging horribly, he's been one of the biggest isolationist voices in Trump's circle since the beginning. The only thing I'll give him credit for is holding the Trump administration's lines in negotiations.

The Vice President's greatest, most important role is to be a good second-in-command for the President and back his decisions. The time to be a dissenting voice was back when the plans were being drawn up. Once Trump made the decision to go in, being the voice of "putting the toothpaste back in the tube" and half-measures is absurdity and actively hinders American interests. The MoU to open these negotiations is largely his brainchild and why his name is so strongly attached. Even if you disagree with having gone in with every fiber of your Groyper being, once the die has been cast, you need to man up and act from the place of pragmatism rather than idealism.

Vance has acted to undermine Trump's decision to go in after it was made, and he is paying for it with his political future. He absolutely deserves this for trying to buddy up to delusional America-hating Islamists.

 

[bookers]

Vance has acted to undermine Trump's decision to go in after it was made

what is this referring to

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

After Iran demanded that Trump apologize for stating basic facts about them, and at Pakistan's and Qatar's urging, Trump has decided to say he's sorry. To Italy. For ever giving them money despite their absolute worthlessness.

Source

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Before Israel was our ally they were selling American Military Tech to the Chinese.
The notion Israel collapses without the U.S is historically iliterate.

Because Israel and China are both the "I'm playing both sides" type.

While the idea that Israel collapses without the US is pure turd worldist/islamophile cope, the fact is Israel will never find as guillible and eager a supporter as America though.

 

[Scout Trooper]

And Trump's plans are making Vance look like a blustering incompetent. We don't know how he'd handle things on his own, because he's not handling things on his own; he's following Trump's orders, and these orders are not transparent to us.

Trump chose Vance as VP because he's a jellyfish wearing an inflatable human suit.

His thoughts and opinions are supplied to him either by Trump or other idiots in the populist right. He is performing at his maximum capacity.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Something blew up in Doha:



Barzan plant exploded in ras laffan #doha #qatar

Shin reporting explosions in Bahrain

https://x.com/hey_itsmyturn/status/2068782882584232192

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

2:34

Increase in casualties of the incident of buying watermelon from a street vendor on the outskirts of Mashhad highway to 6 people

 

[Schwarzwald]

how do you figure.

Gee, I don't know.

Why do you suppose it was reported a few days ago that some people in the White House wanted to refer to the MoU and resultant negotiations as the "Vance Plan" to create separation from Trump on this?

Why do you suppose that the Iranians consistently request Vance specifically at these negotiations?

Why do you suppose the messaging has been so absurdly different between Rubio and Vance throughout this entire thing?

Why do you suppose Vance was such a mum fencesitter on Massie?

Why do you suppose Trump made an unprecedentedly bold decision to go in, then suddenly started an endless ceasefire with no apparent strategy?

It's not entirely on Vance, you can also throw Witkoff and Kushner in the pile amongst others, but his position and counsel as an isolationist and deal-advocate voice versus further military intervention is no secret. There is a lot of information through the grapevine you can pick up on if you pay attention.

 

[Ghostse]

Iran is demanding Trump issue an apology Truth.


Pakistan and Qatar want Trump to post a "peace" tweet.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I know just what Trump's peace tweet should be:

Those are the same people who were talking about America imploding, using their whirlpool weapons, and putitng out hits on Trump, right?

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https://x.com/hey_itsmyturn/status/2068746050458759485

Dammit Iran. get back on the plane and go home. then go visit your favorite bridge and/or powerplant while it still exists.

I don't think I've ever seen a more bipolar, whiny, bitchy, pathetic excuse for a state power.
Fucking spoiled children who are upset Trump won't personally shoot Bibi in the face and force all Israeli troops out of Lebanon NOW NOW NOW.

While Obama was a cuck, I have a bit more appreciation for the special hell his negotiation team went through.