🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

For his "little minnows"?

This fucking guy is Napoleon, sitting on a heap of dung.

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Fuckin A, I hate that I know this...

"Little Minnows" is actually what the second Roman Emperor/Caesar, Tiberius, used to call his boy sex slaves.

He would make them swim naked and have them fondle, nibble, and kiss his... Yeah...
And that's why he called them that. A lot.
 
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We should start a death poll. 😁

So far we've got heart:

Liver:

Pancreas:

Stomach:


I'll go with kidneys just to pick a different organ, plus I've known a couple of alcoholics who had failed kidneys at the beginning of the end.
Hugged too hard by his retard patron.
 
It's called being a retard, you self entitled little bitch. When people meme about millennials, a picture of you shows up.
Like having an aneurism is ambiguous. JFC. A burst aneurysm is a hemorrhagic stroke and thats not something you live past unless some doctor does some fixing.

Thicks is losing steam, its not even satisfying seeing him decline because he isnt failing spectacularly, going out with a drunken whimper and simply fading away.

She's going love him and hug him and pet him and call him "George".

Mel.

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Mel is going to love and squeeze and call him Tard

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Mel Bayon ...

Who among us hasn't wished for death by bunga bunga?

Death... BY SNU SNU

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Got to hand it to Sam, she really knows how to hand pick unflattering freeze frames.

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Hugged too hard by his retard patron.
She's going love him and hug him and pet him and call him "George".
Mel is going to love and squeeze and call him Tard
Added to the list! And lol you guys read my mind 😁 when I saw Dizzy's post, I immediately decided to use that theme for my entry in the Death List, I was just debating whether to reference Steinbeck or Looney Tunes. (I went with the original.)
  • Dizzyuntildeath: Squeezed Like Lennie's Puppy (by Mel's Tard-Strength)
 
Got to hand it to Sam, she really knows how to hand pick unflattering freeze frames.

Sam, for all her flaws, can be quite funny. She reminds of a sitcom character - like Al Bundy or some mental tramp or something - her situation is dire but she just keeps firing one liners out. I like her. She's plucky.

Also, who's the good-looking woman with Styx at 60 seconds here?
 
I know I shouldn't, but I feel bad for this woman. It's clear she's a bit simple and just makes really bad decisions for whatever reason.

This thread has really reinforced my faith seeing how these people that choose to spit in the face of God are all just so miserable. It's a common theme on this entire website really. All it takes to have a happy life is a little faith, a bit of hope, and an even tinier bit of effort and you'll find your way through. If you keep trying to swim upstream eventually you're going to get tired and swept away. Especially if you eschew all community and support systems. If you're a worthy person someone will certainly give you a tow!

I don't give a fuck about what you think! Common refrain from Styx and his harem. Clearly they really do deeply give a fuck! It sad seeing folks who just can't let go of that 15 year old energy in their 30s and 40s. And very very funny!
 
I know I shouldn't, but I feel bad for this woman. It's clear she's a bit simple and just makes really bad decisions for whatever reason.

This thread has really reinforced my faith seeing how these people that choose to spit in the face of God are all just so miserable. It's a common theme on this entire website really. All it takes to have a happy life is a little faith, a bit of hope, and an even tinier bit of effort and you'll find your way through. If you keep trying to swim upstream eventually you're going to get tired and swept away. Especially if you eschew all community and support systems. If you're a worthy person someone will certainly give you a tow!

I don't give a fuck about what you think! Common refrain from Styx and his harem. Clearly they really do deeply give a fuck! It sad seeing folks who just can't let go of that 15 year old energy in their 30s and 40s. And very very funny!
Ain't nuffin to feel bad for. Simple she may be, and a product of her environment, to be sure, but she had people in her life and on the Internet that wanted the best for her, and she wiped her ass with their well wishes every single time. She wants the life she thinks she deserves; drugs, 'fun' partners (read: Bi-polar, sociopathic, schizophrenic, drug induced psychosis), the comfortable home to come home to, the animals, the kids, uproot the whole system and go on an adventure whenever she wants, the whole she-bang. There is no way to actually make her dream work without daddy government stepping in and tearing half of it out of her grandma waterwing bearing arms; every partner she has ever had is dangerously unstable - at best (a trait learned from dearest mommy, I'm sure), she wants to depend on that, but as we have all seen 18 different times since Tarl got punched in the face, she can't maintain a relationship nor make ends meet even with a secured job, she has made it clear that have access to drugs is one of her highest priorities, and will reorganize her life to ensure it, so those last three points rarely add up to being able to secure and maintain a peaceful home, and then she wants to toss children and animals into that schizophrenic hellscape.
She's never been happy, and she never will be. Happiness comes from just sort of jiving with yourself and your lot in life and making the most of the hand you're dealt. All of Tarl's women share the trait of knowing that they deserve the best, no, better than the best, regardless of their effort and circumstances. Except for Liz, they've all pushed out kids that they subsequently abandoned or lost custody of. They aren't even capable of staying true to themselves or their dreams; because they don't have any. You, me, Bob next door? Our bare minimum is their shining tower. We do our jobs, we love our kids and partners, we dick around with money and projects and that's more than enough for most of us. They can't even get out of the gate, and they sit there fuming at people who are halfway to the finish line.

Love that for all of them, even though they're all essentially the same person.
 
I actually used to like styx's gardening videos years ago, I'd be surprised if he ever has a patch of land he can grow plants in again at this rate.

I do enjoy how he's basically a replacement kingcobrajfs at this point though. All he needs to do is start livestreaming as passing out drunk and we have a new cobra.
 
I actually used to like styx's gardening videos years ago, I'd be surprised if he ever has a patch of land he can grow plants in again at this rate.

I do enjoy how he's basically a replacement kingcobrajfs at this point though. All he needs to do is start livestreaming as passing out drunk and we have a new cobra.
Cobes was a way better man despite his faults than Styx. Fuckin sickos, man.
 
I do enjoy how he's basically a replacement kingcobrajfs at this point though.
Cobes was a way better man despite his faults than Styx.
Deep down, Cobes didn't have any illusions about who he was. He was unapologetic about that and roundly imperfect, which is what made him relatable and therefore loveable. Thyx is an insufferable fuckwit with a peter pan complex.

There will never be a replacement for the Gothic Bad Boy. He was one of a kind. TMDWU
 
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