Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Ghostse]

The neurotic seething finally makes sense, I'm talking to a jew. And no, Cuba still did not break to the embargo. Its embarrassing even how hard you are fixating on something that has been settled.

"Everyone who disagrees with my turd world cope must be a jew"
You can ask your mom to verify if I'm circumcized or not. See your "America should do what's best for it and coincidentially the only thing that is best and doesn't play to the Jews is what is best for Islamic nations of Palestine/Iran/Russia" schtick doesn't work when you're not talking to other paid shills on /pol/. You name the jew, I name the islamist and the jew.

"The US blockade of energy shipments did not cause the rolling blackouts in Cuba for the past two years" Yes these are obviously completely relate and for no reason other than Juneenth Celebrations did Cuba decide to turn capitalist. Wholly coincidental, absolutely nothing to do with the fact its Friday, markets are closed, and Trump looks ready to start a hobby that isn't Iran.

 

[A random street in Duluth]

You name the jew,

I did. Its you. Arguing for israeli interests is always a jew or a boomer. America could have just fucked off from the middle east and suffer zero consequences from the semitic tribal wars if not for the AIPAC pushing for involvement. Zero need for pointless desert wars.

Its also intensely hilarious how you just cant let the Cuba thing go, even after completely losing it and how it was just an example of how embargos will not break Iran. This is also textbook jewish neurotic behavior.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Arguing for israeli interests is always a jew or a boomer. America could have just fucked off from the middle east and suffer zero consequences from the semitic tribal wars if not for the AIPAC pushing for involvement. Zero need for pointless desert wars.

By this threads definition, I am a doomer, but holy hell, how can you turn into a retard paki jeet in such a short amount of time? My doomerisms are rooted in facts, and yet, sometimes the facts change and change the situation for better. I am not pleased with, but okay with the MoU; its fine now. You are some South 'American' brown or some arab shitskin until you prove yourself otherwise.

 

[The Great Ducktator]

Low-IQ retard take.

War is violence. The real world is not a gay HBO drama where silly deals and backroom betrayals outweigh hard, real tactical violence.

You are very close. War is a contest of power to see who can achieve his goals. Violence is just one means of applying power. It is totally possible for one side to suffer horrific losses in military terms, but come out on top in power terms. Such as Iran just demonstrated. Because no matter what people in this thread use to cope, Iran retained the means to control the Strait and with it to strangle the global economy. The US lacked the power necessary to force its goals. That remains true whether the US lacked bombs, ships, time or the political will to eat the costs of Iran escalating and destroying oil infrastructure.

Are you retarded? Iran can go scorched earth on the wells and refineries but the US can do it right back to them. Something something escalation ladder, measured response.

Iran was no longer willing to suffer a slow, choking death. It's why they escalated instead of getting bombed every couple months. Until the US is willing to go as far as Iran is willing to go, it will be at a disadvantage on escalation.

"Everyone who disagrees with my turd world cope must be a [jeet]"

 

[Unredacted TND]

They almost immediately came out and said the claim that the Strait was closed was fake news.
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This is a comedy sketch at this point.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

God you're dense.

No, my point is that whatever Trump tweets or what statements he make don't matter.

What matters are what his endgame goal is.

He was thinking he was going to destriy Iran in a week, yet failed. Shown by the convoy of empty oul tankers.

 

[A random street in Duluth]

By this threads definition, I am a doomer, but holy hell, how can you turn into a retard paki jeet in such a short amount of time? My doomerisms are rooted in facts, and yet, sometimes the facts change and change the situation for better. I am not pleased with, but okay with the MoU; its fine now. You are some South 'American' brown or some arab shitskin until you prove yourself otherwise.

I'm not a doomer, I'm completely neutral on the whole thing, even optimistic about the israeli failure. Calling facts you dislike "brown, paki, jeet, south american" or whatever does not actually change anything. Its just pure boomer seething about assigning malicious intent to every single thing that makes you feel uncomfortable. This is pure /pol/tard behavior even.

The US lacked the power necessary to force its goals. That remains true whether the US lacked bombs, ships, time or the political will to eat the costs of Iran escalating and destroying oil infrastructure.

Its the economy(again). Iran could close off the strait AND the Red Sea with its houthi militias and the two at the same time could spiral the world economy into another major depression, which would reveal the faultlines in western societies. People in power have a lot to lose and they would much rather prefer to stay billionaires in peacetime, rather than all-in on a total war against Iran.

 

[The best and greatest]

Iran won by not conceding any of their positions in exchange for sanctions relief and future investments

No Iran! Please! Please don't sell me cheap resources mined by turk-roaches for a dollar a day! Please n-ACK

Can any miggers authentically, with a straight face, claim that Iran is in a worse position now as compared to 6 months ago!?

How does the price of food in Iran compare to 6 months ago?

 

[BigJoey41X]

Can any miggers authentically, with a straight face, claim that Iran is in a worse position now as compared to 6 months ago!?

Their economy is objectively in the shitter as of right now, but thanks to the sanctions relief and those planned reconstruction efforts, assuming the MoD actually gets implemented in the field, Iran could actually come out of this much healthier than they were in the months prior to Feb 28th.

 

[Ghostse]

Its also intensely hilarious how you just cant let the Cuba thing go, even after completely losing it and how it was just an example of how embargos will not break Iran. This is also textbook jewish neurotic behavior.

>Brings up Cuba unprompted
>Attempts to cope that Cuba isn't collapsing
>Shown how Cuba has been completely buckbroken
>Offers no counter evidence except to shout about the reptilian meance
"Its hilarious how obsessed you are with Cuba"

I am shocked your text-to-speech program can understand your thick jeet accent enough to make these analfissure posts simping this hard for muslims.

Your skin is the color of poop, and Pakistan will never be a super power. Go redeem somewhere else about it.

I'm completely neutral on the whole thing

Completely netural.
Cheerleaders muslims.

I don't think Allah recognizes keyboard jihadist though chief. You need to actually martyr yourself for those 72 alien virgins. May I recommend attempting to use your holy wrath to challenge a kaffir car on the interstate?

ts the economy(again). Iran could close off the strait AND the Red Sea with its houthi militias

The US was moving ships through the strait, and would moved more if London shipping insurers weren't complete faggots.

The Houthis are too dysfunctional to shut down the red sea. But your islamic cope, you seem to believe Iran's whirlpool weapons are real.

 

[Alphasnail]

Its also intensely hilarious how you just cant let the Cuba thing go, even after completely losing it and how it was just an example of how embargos will not break Iran. This is also textbook jewish neurotic behavior.

Wait what? Can you explain your spin on the Cuba thing because I can't tell what you mean. They just promised to become capitalist and shiet.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

The US was moving ships through the strait, and would moved more if London shipping insurers weren't complete faggots.

Remember when everyone was saying Starmer was gonna resign, and then he just never did?
That's the state of Britain right now.

 

[Unredacted TND]

Remember when everyone was saying Starmer was gonna resign, and then he just never did?
That's the state of Britain right now.

He's gonna go down soon, Burnham won the election.

 

[Unredacted TND]

The Joint Maritime Information Center (JMIC) announced the strait is open as per the US and Iran's intention.

Panicans wear the burger suits. Now!

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

This is also textbook jewish neurotic behavior.

Not everyone who thinks you're a retard is a kike. Please return to pol.

0:17

Footage showcasing the Israeli airstrike on the town of Qanatrit that resulted in a mass casualty event according to initial reports.


Israeli airstrike targeted the town of Harouf, southern Lebanon.


Israel struck Choukine, southern Lebanon, moments ago as strikes this afternoon continue.


Iran’s official medicine market is being hollowed out as policy instability, currency disruptions and shortages push more patients toward illegal sellers, counterfeit drugs and informal supply networks, industry figures and officials have warned, Iran International reports

Iran’s official medicine market is being hollowed out as policy instability, currency disruptions and shortages push more patients toward illegal sellers, counterfeit drugs and informal supply networks, industry figures and officials have warned.

The warnings point to a new phase in Iran’s long-running drug crisis. The problem is no longer only that medicines are expensive or hard to find.

The formal supply chain itself is weakening, while the black market grows around patients who cannot obtain medicine through pharmacies.

Haleh Hamedifar, head of the Association of Medical Biotechnology Product Manufacturers, told the semi-official ISNA news agency that the main challenge facing Iran’s pharmaceutical industry is not simply a shortage of foreign currency, but “instability in decision-making and lack of coordination in implementation.”

 

[Ghostse]

0:17
Footage showcasing the Israeli airstrike on the town of Qanatrit that resulted in a mass casualty event according to initial reports.


Israeli airstrike targeted the town of Harouf, southern Lebanon.


Israel struck Choukine, southern Lebanon, moments ago as strikes this afternoon continue.

Ah I love a good, intact ceasefire in the morning.

Iran’s official medicine market is being hollowed out as policy instability, currency disruptions and shortages push more patients toward illegal sellers, counterfeit drugs and informal supply networks, industry figures and officials have warned, Iran International reports

More signs of just how hard Iran is winning: Per the will of Allah, their medical system is reverting to 650AD and throwing off the imperialist shackles of western medicine.
If you are supposed to be cured, Allah will cure you, inshallah.

Panicans wear the burger suits. Now!

Welcome to "Who's Strait is it anyway" where the MOU is made up and KtD ratios don't matter. Filling in for the comatose Gayatollah, its your host the Foreign Ministrer.

Remember when everyone was saying Starmer was gonna resign, and then he just never did?
That's the state of Britain right now.

Queer Starmer is the leader the the bongs deserve and deep down they know it.

Not everyone who thinks you're a retard is a kike. Please return to pol.

He can ask his mother about the state of my foreskin if he has any doubts.
And if his mother won't tell him, his wife can (once he's done beating her for not wearing her hijab).

 

[teriyakiburns]

He's gonna go down soon, Burnham won the election.

Perhaps, perhaps not. He may try to bribe Burnham into his cabinet in some fashion, or if he's feling extra frisky, expel Burnham from the PLP before he's even taken his seat. Unlike the tories, where the leader can be forced to resign by the sitting members of the party, the way the Labour party is constituted means he cannot be forced out by anything other than another member winning a leadership election, and so if Starmer can engineer a situation where nobody is able to gain enough support to trigger a leadership election, then he'll be going nowhere. I fully expect, should he stay in power, that he'll next try changing the law to postpone elections past 2029.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Photo of a pair of IAF airstrikes targeting Aaqmata, Jezzine District, southern Lebanon.

0:14

Israeli warplanes have continued to carry out airstrikes across southern Lebanon and the Bekaa region.

16 people have been killed in strikes on Nabatieh.


President Trump reposts an article:

Trump holds the cards in Netanyahu’s shaky reelection chances.

Iran’s Khatam Al-Anbiyaa Central Headquarters:

وَإِنْ نَكَثُوا أَيْمَانَهُمْ مِنْ بَعْدِ عَهْدِهِمْ وَطَعَنُوا فِي دِينِكُمْ فَقَاتِلُوا أَئِمَّةَ الْكُفْرِ إِنَّهُمْ لَا أَيْمَانَ لَهُمْ لَعَلَّهُمْ يَنْتَهُونَ

{And if they break their oaths after their treaty and defame your religion, then fight the leaders of disbelief, for indeed, there are no oaths sacred to them; so that they might cease} — Qur’an 9:12

‘In view of America's blatant breach of promise and breach of contract regarding the failure to implement Paragraph 1 of the Memorandum of Understanding to end the war.

And in response to the continuous violations of the ceasefire by the Zionist regime in southern Lebanon and the merciless killing and displacement of hundreds of thousands of the oppressed people of this land, and failure of the Israeli occupation forces to withdraw from southern Lebanon:

We announce that the Strait of Hormuz is closed to all vessels.

It is noted that this first step is a response to the enemy's breach of promise, and if the aggression continues, further steps will be planned and taken to force the enemy to fulfill its obligations.’


Following the announcement, some ships sailing through non-approved maritime routes near Oman made U-turns

Many of these vessels tried to defy Iranian control and attempted to pass the Strait of Hormuz by sailing south, near Oman, and not submitting an application to the Persian Gulf Strait Authority.


Officials from the Trump administration have quietly initiated backchannel communications with Israeli opposition figures Naftali Bennett and Gadi Eisenkot as part of preparations ahead of Israel’s elections expected by October 2026, signaling a hedge against Prime Minister Netanyahu, according to Israeli Channel 12.


Rubio is going to call Bibi soon to tell him to chill the fuck out with Lebanon.

0:45

Executive Deputy of the President, Jafar Qaempanah:

– Qalibaf played a key role in convincing the top military figures to agree with the MoU.


Iranian FM was going to head to Switzerland tonight for a meeting with the US delegation for the closing of the Strait might cancel the meeting.

0:39

Footage filmed in Tehran to show street advertisements recruiting volunteers to join Hezbollah in Lebanon, with the ads offering a monthly salary of $1,000.

 

[N Space]

Once again, Israel drags back the US to war, news at 11.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Iran’s Khatam Al-Anbiyaa Central Headquarters:

Man I really wish this guy gets the Gayatollah treatment when the next ceasefire starts.

Footage filmed in Tehran to show street advertisements recruiting volunteers to join Hezbollah in Lebanon, with the ads offering a monthly salary of $1,000.

That looks fake as fuck. IRGC has enough cannon fodder within their ranks and through Basij not to require creating shitty low quality posters and plaster them on the walls of Tehran.