🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[Meme War Veteran]

He's now pretending to talk to his dogs off-screen, he's killed them too!!!!

He's gone on a shooting spree with that "never been fired" gun, bulldozed everything and is fleeing the country next Thursday when the Rumble money hits!!!!!

The dogs are in the enclosed RC area.

 

[Jannycide_Now]

5001 Pleasant Hill Rd, Richfield, WI 53076 via Google
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I'm completely supportive of splurging on a house for pure vanity, but never when it's this sort of low-brow, simpleton, midwit shit.

There is zero utility to a house this big; it's pure status symbol. Anyone with any taste realizes that, instead of wasting money on a giant house filled with wasted space, you should focus on aesthetics. But Jeremy is the sort of Midwestern chimp who has no ability to understand aesthetics beyond big tits. The only conception of a house's quality is "big". Big house, big lawn, with big trucks, etc. The idea of downsizing so you can build your exterior with something better than literal plastic is genuinely unfathomable.

I think this house has finally pushed me over to outright hating this fat fuck. He is literally a lower form of life than the hoodrats he is obsessed with, because when they waste all of their money on some vain shit, sometimes it's something actually cool like a nice car. Jeremy's mind is so primitive it cannot think beyond McMansions and children's toys.

 

[Gulls on Film]

It would be funny and weird if Heather is forcing him to sell his shit to maximize his liquidity just to surprise him with a divorce next month, because she doesn't want to deal with the hassle of selling 50% of his man toys herself.

 

[Stunner900]

He doesn't even go hunting. Why would he need them?

he’s afraid of the Alogs

 

[gunt cat]

DOZE IT DOWN BABY

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Haha! Fuck you Jeremy! FUUUCK YOU!
You deserve this so much. How does it feel fatty bompoopy? All that money wasted on pointless shit...did you enjoy them funkopops sir? I hope you did, its all over now bitch! Will you be able to afford the booze and xanax moving forward huh?

And think...if you had just invested soooome of that money into sustainable assets....just a little bit of thought about the future you could have had it all balanced and prepared for harsher times. But no....Jer must consooom!

Gonna be hard now aint it fatty? I know you are reading this, i know you crawl like a maggot in this thread. Just know that this delights us greatly. Fuck you Jer.


Allso your wife is going to divorce your poor ass. Have fun in the gutter.

 

[Stunner900]

I'm completely supportive of splurging on a house for pure vanity, but never when it's this sort of low-brow, simpleton, midwit shit.

There is zero utility to a house this big; it's pure status symbol.

He should have kept his old house and bought a nice yacht.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Jer has so many guns that I don't even know which one he is selling.
I remeber seing photos with 5+ AR style rifles at once on a table.

Does he do anything with them other than have them? Maybe inspect them/mess with them while his wife is entertaining other men?

Who could have guessed his musical tastes haven't matured in 25 years.

It's a shame his ability to use the bathroom like he did 25 years ago didn't stay the same.

Jer, I know you're reading this, I'll give you $800k, as long as you pay down the mortgage rate to an even 5% for the first 3 years.

Jer, you must also let him fuck your wife. I know you're okay with that so don't try to lie about it.

Jeremy's mind is so primitive it cannot think beyond McMansions and children's toys.

I feel as if you're forgetting about his massive love for old women that have no tits.

 

[Sloppa]

DOZE IT DOWN BABY

The BULL-dozer!

Haha! Fuck you Jeremy! FUUUCK YOU!
You deserve this so much. How does it feel fatty bompoopy? All that money wasted on pointless shit...did you enjoy them funkopops sir? I hope you did, its all over now bitch! Will you be able to afford the booze and xanax moving forward huh?

And think...if you had just invested soooome of that money into sustainable assets....just a little bit of thought about the future you could have had it all balanced and prepared for harsher times. But no....Jer must consooom!

Gonna be hard now aint it fatty? I know you are reading this, i know you crawl like a maggot in this thread. Just know that this delights us greatly. Fuck you Jer.


Allso your wife is going to divorce your poor ass. Have fun in the gutter.

Heather has to hang on for another 2-3 years to get Wisconsin no fault divorce.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

he’s afraid of the Alogs

Would've been more understandable if they were used by the bulls to roleplay as criminals or rappers before Heather goes to town on a cock.

There is zero utility to a house this big; it's pure status symbol. Anyone with any taste realizes that, instead of wasting money on a giant house filled with wasted space, you should focus on aesthetics.

That much wasted space and no plans for any proper utilities. If the person had cattle and wanted to make it their ranch or something, fine. If you wanted to make a guest house, glass house, private pool or car garage, ok. But what the fuck was Jer thinking? But shout-out to the bastards who fleeced him into buying this house and all that land.

 

[rearden_steel]

Does he do anything with them other than have them? Maybe inspect them/mess with them while his wife is entertaining other men?

He used to have range days but I think, don't quote me on this, that the last one was like at least 2 years ago, so he just let's them collect dust like his rc cars.
This is from his public tweets etc, but since jer the overshare bear would never waste such a golden flexing opportunity it seems accurate.

 

[Gator_Aids]

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We have reached the Saturday morning animated superhero show spinoff of this arc.

Introducing Quarterler, The Strawberry Starfish, and Troonski.

Unfortunately for Jer (and all of you) this has inspired me.

It we’re doing Saturday morning cartoons, we need action figures:



I’ve also gotten a lot of compliments on my previous pfp’s (thank @Oliver Onions and others, not me) and I thought these might tickle someone’s fancy in the future.

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[niggerhell]

He didn't buy that massive house to raise a family in. He bought it to fill with useless plastic crap that he could flex on internet people with. It is a pointless example of ego and insecurity.

Normally I am a little sad when someone loses their home. Not this time.

 

[crackbucket]

Hey Jer. It's close to the end of June. Where's the 5-year extension deal with Rumble, you broke faggot?

 

[Agares]

Quarterpounder lived beyond his means when the money was good and now he gets to suffah the consequences of his online chimpout. The sympathy grifting well has run DRY and it's OVER for JerBear. The trolls didn't make you an alcoholic loser who burns bridges and borderline cheats on his wife, buddy.

Let him eat Funko Pops.

 

[Irregardless]

Jer, you must also let him fuck your wife. I know you're okay with that so don't try to lie about it.

I disrespectfully decline, though I will add the stipulation that only Jer will be allowed to fuck his wife, I do this knowing that not letting other men fuck his wife will be a truly big hit.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Does he do anything with them other than have them? Maybe inspect them/mess with them while his wife is entertaining other men?

He looks at them longingly like a lost lover, incessantly fighting the urge to end it all.

Remember Jer, you have to win every time, one slip and the a-logs win.

 

[RAT Team Six]

he claims he totally WANTS TO DOWNSIZE TO A 1500 SQUARE FOOT ONE STORY RANCH HOUSE!

>ranch house
You don’t “downsize” to a 1500 sqft ranch house still in the rural armpits of the Midwest. When you’ve actually got money and you’re not just forced to sell for liquidity, you downsize to a condo on Oahu or Mackinac Island, or a “cute little house” in Cape Cod.

 

[Heckler1]

He doesn't even go hunting. Why would he need them?

Everything Jer does is an elaborate peacocking where he desperately wants people to perceive him as "cool" and "badass", and not a cuck who shits his pants in Wal-Mart. He is needier for Male validation than a Las Vegas hooker who never met her dad.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

All that money he pissed away could have been used on something infinitely more useful.