Tales of the Competency Crisis - How do I into anything?

It's something ridiculously silly like that, as I've seen them come over, check my bag and then press 'ignore weight', and the weight is something like a 10-gram difference.
I learned to not put my bad on the scale and put in my groceries as I scanned them. Becuase the shifting of the bag as I load it often triggers the scale. Meanwhile there is only 1 person for 11 self-checkouts. So it wouldnt be too hard to just take something from your cart and drop it in your bag without scanning.
 
I learned to not put my bad on the scale and put in my groceries as I scanned them. Becuase the shifting of the bag as I load it often triggers the scale. Meanwhile there is only 1 person for 11 self-checkouts. So it wouldnt be too hard to just take something from your cart and drop it in your bag without scanning.
It will do it without any bags in there. Weights vary enough, the scale is calibrated properly or whatever, weight not recorded properly in the database that the checkout uses, etc., etc.

However, it still fucking beats waiting in line for 5 minutes and having to talk to the schizo Ukrainian grandma that's telling me that the weather in a place will make people off themselves.
 
My current workplace took away a perfectly functioning laptop I've previously had in order to give me the exact same model except loaded with tons of weird corporate bloatware. Said bloatware turns what would be a supercomputer back in the 90s to a pathetic useless device that cannot even deal with simple tasks like navigating the file system or using Microsoft Edge (the only one and true corporate browser that we can use). Apparently it's all for "compliance", whatever that means. The result is that our new compliant computers have blocked us from actually working for over a month now and no one knows what to do with it. I dread the day they will come up with a """solution""". I think it's time to update my resume.
 
Get message for a position for registered nurse don't have a. Nursing. I'm not a registered nurse. Nothing in any of my resumes say I'm a registered nurse. Go to the interview just because I'm bored and have nothing to do on a Friday. The woman says I am an excellent fit for the emergency room nurse position. Explain to her that I am not a registered nurse several times.
Invites me to a second round interview. Nearly offers me the job. The supervisor eventually steps in and says this man is not a registered nurse. And I tell him, yeah, I've been trying to explain that to your hiring manager for. 4 weeks.
Gets angry 'cause he realizes I've been fucking with this person for the better point of. The last four weeks.
Now I have to find something else to do while driving between job sites.
However, it still fucking beats waiting in line for 5 minutes and having to talk to the schizo Ukrainian grandma that's telling me that the weather in a place will make people off themselves.
What? That sounds like a fun conversation. I love talking to psychotic. Creepy. Weird people. Especially the weird crackhead who works at my local gas station who I've repeatedly see smoking crack. Behind the building.
He forgets to add. Items. To the till constantly. And I swear that the guy just literally doesn't care anymore about life. And just wants to go in the back and smoke crack.
 
My current workplace took away a perfectly functioning laptop I've previously had in order to give me the exact same model except loaded with tons of weird corporate bloatware. Said bloatware turns what would be a supercomputer back in the 90s to a pathetic useless device that cannot even deal with simple tasks like navigating the file system or using Microsoft Edge (the only one and true corporate browser that we can use). Apparently it's all for "compliance", whatever that means. The result is that our new compliant computers have blocked us from actually working for over a month now and no one knows what to do with it. I dread the day they will come up with a """solution""". I think it's time to update my resume.
Yup. We have multiple clients that do the same thing. Mid-tier Dell Latitude, fine for office work and maybe some DevOps... now here, enjoy having an app that literally records the screen 24x7 as well as 3 cybersecurity/virus scanner apps. Oh, and a LLM, because these fuckers will be damned if they are actually gonna do any work themselves when they can set the autopilot and let it coast.

The reason? Their IT Security team is ran by Jeets, and the Jeets are chaalaki farming. You don't get credit for doing work if you're not seen working. You don't get credit for doing work if there's ever a security incident. The best way to ensure security incidents don't happen? Make sure no one can do anything. Very secure, saar.

Same team that hands passwords out to their tribesmen so we end up getting like 30 "rammadama swarmi" calling in in a single evening when a password is reset and they need to reconnect to the secure HIPAA fileshare.
 
What? That sounds like a fun conversation. I love talking to psychotic. Creepy. Weird people.
I don't. They are fucking annoying. Especially when you are popping into the shop for some milk, bread and some biscuits and you've been waiting for 10 minutes to be served in a queue of 3 people; half of this wait is because some manlet is dropping off the 20 packages to be delivered by EVRI and the printer fucks up on each one and the other woman on checkout is having a chat with her sister-in-law for 20 odd minutes.
 
My current workplace took away a perfectly functioning laptop I've previously had in order to give me the exact same model except loaded with tons of weird corporate bloatware. Said bloatware turns what would be a supercomputer back in the 90s to a pathetic useless device that cannot even deal with simple tasks like navigating the file system or using Microsoft Edge (the only one and true corporate browser that we can use)
Oh... yes. I've dealt with this one before. Laptops would lose their charge in an hour tops because they'd be constantly running 3 forms of malware scans simultaneously at all times. I had to come up with clever ways to prop up the laptop to keep it from burning itself to death. Check the computer resource monitor and it's 50% constant CPU usage.
 
Oh... yes. I've dealt with this one before. Laptops would lose their charge in an hour tops because they'd be constantly running 3 forms of malware scans simultaneously at all times. I had to come up with clever ways to prop up the laptop to keep it from burning itself to death. Check the computer resource monitor and it's 50% constant CPU usage.
I’ve benefited from that though, after enough people complain that the laptops are too slow the company will buy a new fleet and sell the old fleet on eBay, so I’d get a fairly powerful ThinkPad in good condition for dirt cheap.
 
My company’s laptops are loaded up with cybersecurity jeetware. This means that it’ll now take 15 minutes from entering in login credentials to starting to open up fucking Microsoft Outlook. If you try to open any programs while it is still loading up the jeetware, it will basically crash. Adobe Acrobat is so poorly optimized that it absolutely will crash if you open up a PDF. The laptop batteries get used up in 45 to 60 minutes.

Our cybersecurity team is hopeless. Our chief security officer is a woman (of course) recruited from Palo Alto whose first instinct when she fucks up, which is often, is to cover her ass by throwing people under the bus. It’s at the point now with her where every conversation gets transcribed and notes communicated afterwards because nobody wants to have a verbal conversation without something on the written record. She is aware of this and why people do it, which pisses her off. Too bad, cunt.
 
And I thought my company laptop was bad. They just take an extra 5 minutes of starting up to load in some windows with 5 security layers. I guess it helps that cybersecurity is white. But they're still HP laptops which have been the bane of my existence.
 
I was debating with myself on whether or not I should put this in the Indian Hate thread but it's probably better here.

For context I am a career SWE working mostly in the data platform space. I am nearing 20 years in the industry. Last week I got a streetshitter coworker to quit because he was stunningly retarded and I am unclear how he had the job to begin with. I was tearing up years of his shit solutions. and I had only been here for 4 months. I called his solution stupid last week because he bragged about heroically spending two straight days manually uploading files to a SFTP one by one because his feature couldn't handle the volume. He never once thought to actually update the code to deal with it, which I did in 20 minutes and showed him he was an idiot. He quit the next day.

Anywho, now that I have a discerning eye for this particular guy I've been actively hunting down more of his work. We have 4 junior engineers on the team and one of our alerting systems says there's a duplication. He tells me that he goes in and manually deletes it if it occurs. Immediately I tell him that a manual solution is wrong, whatever it is.

Come to find out that in this case they were manually deleting Kafka messages that were consumed into the data platform. Because they did not even know what Offsets and Partitions are. If unfamiliar Kafka is a messaging service used for pretty much everything these days. Messages here are not like text messages but information payloads or instructions telling an application to do something. An application can produce the same message but it stores this across different offsets. This is normal, expected behavior from all messaging services like Kafka.

That a supposedly senior engineer was so ignorant of this he thought it was better to manually delete records. I am legitimately stunned.
 
I just got a reply to a ticket I've created on the marketplace on June 1st: "This order is currently carried by a courier. You can cancel it during it's delivery."

I opened the ticket on the marketplace on June 1st. I got a call from the store on June 2nd, confirming that I want to cancel the order. I went to the marketplace's office/pickup point two times when I was around the area to ask and confirm that I cancelled the order, and the support girl called someone to say that the order has been cancelled. I got a call from a courier on June 13th who was about to deliver it and didn't know that the order has been cancelled, and he said he'll give it back right away. Why are you telling me all this.

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I kept creating random tickets on this order since that first one that got closed just now, all of them basically saying "hey, please, cancel this order, I don't need it, give my money back, I already informed X, Y, Z." Going to spam them with tickets and calls until I annoy them enough to do something I guess.

It's truly amazing, I actually have recently returned an order to the same marketplace with no issue whatsoever. They just took it away, I filled some papers, and got my money back immediately. God knows what's going on with this other order, but it's getting ridiculous.
 
I was a CS student up until recently, and for what it's worth a lot of the tech degradation seems to primarily be a product of the CRUDslop focus, rather than AI. We never did any assembly, the few C courses we did were trivial in hindsight, there was 0 embedded assignments, and our IoT class was 90% focused on the internet part. Most graduates couldn't do something as simple as loading a 16 bit image and switching the channels, or any BLOB processing. Towards the end, we had mostly subjects that boiled down to "Make a PowerPoint presentation on X", "X" being the web shit project from last semester. Had it not been for AI to literally guide me to educational resources, so that I can learn this shit, I would have been as incompetent as the average student. Modern CS, if it can even be called that, is basically just jew daycare preparation.
 
I opened the ticket on the marketplace on June 1st. I got a call from the store on June 2nd, confirming that I want to cancel the order. I went to the marketplace's office/pickup point two times when I was around the area to ask and confirm that I cancelled the order, and the support girl called someone to say that the order has been cancelled. I got a call from a courier on June 13th who was about to deliver it and didn't know that the order has been cancelled, and he said he'll give it back right away. Why are you telling me all this.
There's a sci-fi series of books called The Foundation about - well a lot of things - but shortening a projected dark age before it arrives. In it, the competence for building nuclear reactors has been long lost in the empire, and the people who remain can't comprehend the old reactors, so they sort of ritualistically maintain them without understanding why any of the maintenance prolongs the reactors' functions and they occasionally fail catastrophically.

This allegory is my rubric for any complex logistical system in our society today, and package deliveries fall under that rubric. The people answering the calls and shipping the orders have no understanding how any of the logistics software works/bugs/glitches out. So if you're lucky the process is smooth from start to finish, but the slightest hiccup (like calling to change the delivery date, or cancel it) throws the entire system into chaos, and your package is eventually abandoned, to be scooped and sold six months later by an employee on ebay.
 
My current workplace took away a perfectly functioning laptop I've previously had in order to give me the exact same model except loaded with tons of weird corporate bloatware. Said bloatware turns what would be a supercomputer back in the 90s to a pathetic useless device that cannot even deal with simple tasks like navigating the file system or using Microsoft Edge (the only one and true corporate browser that we can use). Apparently it's all for "compliance", whatever that means. The result is that our new compliant computers have blocked us from actually working for over a month now and no one knows what to do with it. I dread the day they will come up with a """solution""". I think it's time to update my resume.
We have to use company provided work laptops. I kinda understand it given our industry though. They also have employees cycle their laptops every few years for whatever compliance reasons... also somewhat understandable. However, what I don't appreciate is the noticeable degradation in performance speed on the new system. It's actually astonishing how much time is wasted on fighting with the Microcock suite garbage which performs even worse on the newer laptops.

Edit:I'll add some context of our brand of enshittification. My company is not too jeeted, but I fear we are on the early end of jeetification, if that era does come. Our company is owned by a private equity firm, which is my greater immediate concern.
 
My current workplace took away a perfectly functioning laptop I've previously had in order to give me the exact same model except loaded with tons of weird corporate bloatware. Said bloatware turns what would be a supercomputer back in the 90s to a pathetic useless device that cannot even deal with simple tasks like navigating the file system or using Microsoft Edge (the only one and true corporate browser that we can use). Apparently it's all for "compliance", whatever that means. The result is that our new compliant computers have blocked us from actually working for over a month now and no one knows what to do with it. I dread the day they will come up with a """solution""". I think it's time to update my resume.
A lot of corpos do this. They install a bunch of spyware and other shite, and then it runs like shite, or you can't run anything useful.

"Corporate policy" or "compliance" will be trotted out to shut you up if you complain. I had this the other day when I asked why I couldn't use standard OTP. Once I started pushing, I got a phone call from my manager to drop it as I was pissing off IT.
If there is some sort of potential security threat, even if it is unlikely, they will make your life a PITA. However, at the same time, they will allow all sorts of backward, insecure stuff to be done on a day-to-day basis that is far more dangerous.
 
A lot of corpos do this. They install a bunch of spyware and other shite, and then it runs like shite, or you can't run anything useful.
As a consultant I see this stuff all the time. They'll give me a remote desktop or ship me a laptop, and it goes something like this.
Ok, so you want me to write some Python to reach out to all these APIs and collect data and it will run on a Linux system when I'm done.
Yes.
Can I have remote access to a Linux system?
No.
Can I have WSL?
No.
I know Docker Desktop is expensive but can I have it or another container tool for my laptop?
No.
So, you want me to run it locally with Windows and Python?
Yes, er, you need Python installed? We're not sure if that's allowed.
Turns out Windows Python was in their local software repository. Then it's a whole other barrel of fun convincing pip to work with the corporate proxy of the day to download all the modules for the APIs they want to use.

Then there's the very rare ones.
So, how do I get access?
What OS do you have?
Linux.
Ok, here's the VPN endpoint, we think package X works well. Here's the URL to setup whatever TOTP app you want, have fun.
 
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