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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
Just want to let you and other people here know that the BeerDevourer from Tevin's chat is NOT the same BeerDevourer that gives DSP money on youtube. Tevin banned him from his chat when the youtube one started giving DSP money, and later unbanned him after some time realizing it's not the same guy probably from his friends/fellow detractors. I saw him in another detractor chat on twitch and asked if he was and he said no. He also doesn't type like a retard like the youtube one does. If you're curious you can whisper him on twitch and ask him yourself.
The worst thing that can happen for a gambler is for them to get wins they get hyped over like this, he's going to lose so much money chasing these moments.
I'm more and more persuaded by my own TBI theory to explain the why of Phil. He was in a really bad crash or something at some point after graduating (validvictorian) from high school, and it permanently fucked up his body and dented his head.
Funny theory, but we know from DSP himself that he was called Philip with the Oddly Shaped Head in middle school, which is likely before he was ever allowed to drive.
To be honest, being fat really did help conceal the lightbulb shape of his skull, really well. For awhile I didn't even understand the "oddly shaped head" meme because Fat Phil's head isn't that weird-looking, especially when he's looking at or near the camera. But once his body started rotting, yeah. It's like a lightbulb covered in a layer of decaying skin.
What's even funnier than the "we would be bigger than EVO" cope is his cope that he could DAHMINATE Dale in any Street Fighter game. Both times piggy and his BBC crush randomly fought in Ranked piggy lost to Dale. I believe it was once in SF4 and once in SF5.
Funny theory, but we know from DSP himself that he was called Philip with the Oddly Shaped Head in middle school, which is likely before he was ever allowed to drive.
To be honest, being fat really did help conceal the lightbulb shape of his skull, really well. For awhile I didn't even understand the "oddly shaped head" meme because Fat Phil's head isn't that weird-looking, especially when he's looking at or near the camera. But once his body started rotting, yeah. It's like a lightbulb covered in a layer of decaying skin.
With Young Phil, it's like oh, he's a little unfortunate looking but nothing worse than you see out in public everyday. The type of ugly that can still get laid if they have a kind personality and good dress sense. Ozempig Phil is fucking uggggly, the only people you see like him IRL are teachers who stayed in the industry for 20 years too long and harbor dreams of murdering their students, or bums who clean sewers for a living and eat cigarette butts. The kind of person you don't even need to hear speak to know that they're living poison.
WROOONG! The PACK, see it was only a PACK, only a SINGLE pack, cost 8 dollahs! There were 36 packs in that box, your dunce! I still have plenty of packs left to open and hits to pull, which will make me money. You're just a brainless mouth drooling morahn if your can't comprehend that.
THAT SINGLE PACK EARNED ME TWELVE TIMES WHAT IT COST! tuhuhu Ya get it, chief?
But of course, it's DSP! In these obsessed people's minds DSP must never be allowed a win, even if that's what IT FACTUALLY FUCKING IS, you numbskull. You don't get to alter reality just because someone you don't like is susseful FUCK YOU, enjoy your ban. Waste of life.
What's even funnier than the "we would be bigger than EVO" cope is his cope that he could DAHMINATE Dale in any Street Fighter game. Both times piggy and his BBC crush randomly fought in Ranked piggy lost to Dale. I believe it was once in SF4 and once in SF5.
This is why the whole thing was always retarded. Dale doesn’t play the old games except 3s very rarely and Phil would never agree to play 4 or 5. So the only game that would make sense for them to play would be 6.
Why would anyone want to watch a virtual slap fight between two washed up lolcows in a game they both hate and neither is any good at.
Phil also fails to understand the whole reason LTG vs. Viscant worked was because is happened in person you had a crowd commentary actual irl drama. Both of them were still competitive at the time too and actually taking sf4 serious.
Man that midlife crisis must be hiting harder then I thought. Phil himself said when he turned 40 "Others buy big cars to validate themselves but not me. I am better then that" Why yes you are. You buy boxes upon boxes of cards for a CHILDREN'S GAME and you make AI pictures that are nothing like the melted candle look you present. Also, your light bulb head is always off
Where the hell did the spikes even come from for his hair in this? I’ve seriously never been able to understand what made Phil decide that greasy slick back was a good hairstyle
I'm more and more persuaded by my own TBI theory to explain the why of Phil. He was in a really bad crash or something at some point after graduating (validvictorian) from high school, and it permanently fucked up his body and dented his head.
A more likely theory is that during his senior year of high school he was in a really bad crash (or something at some point during senior year) and it permanently fucked up his body and dented his head and so at this catholic private school they decided to make Phil the honorary retard valedictorian out of pity so he could give a speech about overcoming difficult odds or some shit - or maybe his class voted on it and gave it to him because the retarded kid almost died
Where the hell did the spikes even come from for his hair in this? I’ve seriously never been able to understand what made Phil decide that greasy slick back was a good hairstyle
Where the hell did the spikes even come from for his hair in this? I’ve seriously never been able to understand what made Phil decide that greasy slick back was a good hairstyle
