DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Phil's addictions are debated, but in the end it's the rush of gambling and spending without saying you're actually a gambler, since Phil is a Puritan and would look down on what he views as "actual" gambling.

WWE Champions has the rush of "winning", of getting that great card that moves you up the standings, so you have to keep buying more trying to find it and get that rush.

Pokemon cards have the rush of "winning", of getting that great card that makes you money (even though overall you're going to lose a lot of money if it's only for an "investment") so you have to keep opening more trying to get that rush. But Phil can drop it at any time and it won't be a big part of his content, except it's all he talks about.

It's WWE Champions but he can admit doing it. The perfect rush for an addict like Ozempicside Skeletor Phil.
 
Dave's the easiest man to read in the world, no phd necessary. Why write in length or deeply analyze a guy who looks like he's dying of aids right now, instead sit back and wait for the dead snort sacks to peel off his face mid stream. The guy might finally be rotting from the inside out with how fucked up he looks.
 
The Tartan Army are having a great time in Boston, so my American friends and I were explaining different sports culture things to each other. I said to them that we Scottish people like New Englanders because they're all slags for anything vaguely Celtic and put out as soon as they hear your accent, and I telt them about this one Masshole slut I shagged in college by saying phrasebook shit like "which way is the train station" in Gaelic... and I realised he sounded exactly like Phil, minus the snorting. Decent lay tbh but I'm glad I didn't make that connection until years later, my memories of that dude talking dirty are forever ruined by hearing it in DSP's voice now.
 
strandedcastaway dijo:
Phil's addictions are debated, but in the end it's the rush of gambling and spending without saying you're actually a gambler, since Phil is a Puritan and would look down on what he views as "actual" gambling.

WWE Champions has the rush of "winning", of getting that great card that moves you up the standings, so you have to keep buying more trying to find it and get that rush.

Pokemon cards have the rush of "winning", of getting that great card that makes you money (even though overall you're going to lose a lot of money if it's only for an "investment") so you have to keep opening more trying to get that rush. But Phil can drop it at any time and it won't be a big part of his content, except it's all he talks about.

It's WWE Champions but he can admit doing it. The perfect rush for an addict like Ozempicside Skeletor Phil.
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The beauty of Dave is that irrespective of what he says, his actions and more importantly reactions betray him. We all know he's a miserable bastard, going through life shitting on everything and everyone, because he is unhappy with himself and what he has achieved. A hermit, hated by all except a few dozen dents and his cat. A laughing stock to his peers. The only thing that brings him genuine joy is eating slop and the "rush", as you put it, of gambling.
This:
speaks louder than any bullshit word salad, diatribe or pignosis that he tries to spin on his pahdcast.
 
strandedcastaway dijo:
Phil's addictions are debated, but in the end it's the rush of gambling and spending without saying you're actually a gambler, since Phil is a Puritan and would look down on what he views as "actual" gambling.

WWE Champions has the rush of "winning", of getting that great card that moves you up the standings, so you have to keep buying more trying to find it and get that rush.

Pokemon cards have the rush of "winning", of getting that great card that makes you money (even though overall you're going to lose a lot of money if it's only for an "investment") so you have to keep opening more trying to get that rush. But Phil can drop it at any time and it won't be a big part of his content, except it's all he talks about.

It's WWE Champions but he can admit doing it. The perfect rush for an addict like Ozempicside Skeletor Phil.
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IMO, none of those are what stokes the fire that enflames the addiction. It's the hoarding. He's able to prop <insert thing here> up as something relatively valuable, in his possession, and that other people want. Now the winning aspect from WWE Champions plays into a similar vein of that.

With Porkemon cards, he's able to rationalize them through the justification that they're worth X amount of money. Ofc, that implies he'd ever sell the cards (lolno), but that part is especially dangerous for someone like him because it provides an air of legitimacy to burn through more and more packs. Completely ignoring DSP's history with addiction, if opening swathes of packs off stream wasn't concerning, then him seemingly checking the value of cards multiple times a day is the death knell.

What's even more horrifying is that the line between gacha addiction and gambling is generally fandom. You can understand how someone like DSP gets obsessed with wrestling JPEGs, flashing lights/sounds, and easy W's against non-whales. He clearly fucking hates Porkemon, nor tries to understand the mechanics of the video game literally made for children, while caring about the card game even less. This is straight up gambling with extra steps. One of those extra steps being fucking scalpers taking advantage of people at the peak of the bubble.
 
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HackerX dijo:
while caring about the card game even less.
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See I'm not so sure that game isn't going to get it's claws into him. Sure right now it's just collecting the cards but a cardboard sales apparatus like Pokemon is an apex predator to a guy like Phil. One thing that DSP liked about WWE Champions was that he could play candy crush and the game would tell him he beat someone else at something. He's admitted to this. From the time of Magic the Gathering I guarantee there have been multi-million dollar corporate studies dedicated to the sole focus of designing a game to get people hooked on cardboard.

Here's what I know about the Pokemon card game.
1. Nintendo is one of the best companies in the world at milking whales.
2. The game is simple enough that 8 year olds and Chris Chan can understand it.
3. There are powerful valuable cards that allow you to easily win the game.
4. A simple google search shows me they already have a gateway to obsessing about stats and shit https://tcg.pokemon.com/en-us/tcgl/

Phil doesn't even have to go somewhere to play the game, it's enough for him to know that the good card in the video game is the the good card he wants for his collection. His dents will want him to have it for his collection because he beat several children on stream with it. He's been insistent that he not going to play the game or doesn't know how but I think it's only a matter of time and wheelchairs asking him about it before Nintendo gets that hook in him. If you think it's bad now just wait until there's a real win mechanic in place.
 
HackerX dijo:
He clearly fucking hates Porkemon, nor tries to understand the mechanics of the video game literally made for children, while caring about the card game even less. This is straight up gambling with extra steps. One of those extra steps being fucking scalpers taking advantage of people at the peak of the bubble.
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He does, but at the same time... everything he surrounds himself with is aged for 10 year olds. LEGO, Super Mario, WWE, Pokemon cards. it's all products for the 9-12 year old set. That's the shit he loves, which is what I think makes this so much worse.

Blackjack or Baccarat is too adult for him. Pikachu is more his scene
 
C4-621 dijo:
Dave's the easiest man to read in the world, no phd necessary. Why write in length or deeply analyze a guy who looks like he's dying of aids right now, instead sit back and wait for the dead snort sacks to peel off his face mid stream. The guy might finally be rotting from the inside out with how fucked up he looks.
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But that's a statement of fact, and Phil says we're all too sensitive to deal with facts because he's tough and we're too woke and soft.
 
PopularMediaToaster dijo:
He does, but at the same time... everything he surrounds himself with is aged for 10 year olds. LEGO, Super Mario, WWE, Pokemon cards. it's all products for the 9-12 year old set. That's the shit he loves, which is what I think makes this so much worse.

Blackjack or Baccarat is too adult for him. Pikachu is more his scene
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There’s a catch with everything when it comes to Phil

addicted to gamba, but it’s actually a card game for literal children

has a house, but it’s a middle unit with shared walls

married to a woman, but she’s fat and he’s a closeted homosexual

gets to play video games for a living, but manages to be miserable 24/7
 
Watching Phil succumb to addiction is next level schadenfreude. My addiction is just drinking but unlike him, I put in 20k steps every day on average, and my dick still works because unlike this fat alcoholic, I take my vitamins (which he compares retardedly to gear for some retarded retard reason), mostly b6 and d, and I feel great.

Watching him lie about fitness and not being an addict and begging to get to $200 is peak dsp and I love it
I love it (he's a mobile game addict).
 
Lady Adjani dijo:
There’s a catch with everything when it comes to Phil

addicted to gamba, but it’s actually a card game for literal children

has a house, but it’s a middle unit with shared walls

married to a woman, but she’s fat and he’s a closeted homosexual

gets to play video games for a living, but manages to be miserable 24/7
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Haha, yeah. Its like if you looked at his life: BMW, large house, beautiful wife. This truly is a mature adul- wait a minute

*scratches at the surface*

playskool tricycle, inflatable bounce house, babysitter
 
Mr. Manchester dijo:
2. The game is simple enough that 8 year olds and Chris Chan can understand it.
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So what you're saying is he won't ever play it because he won't be able to understand it.

I'm not even kidding, But I will add the caveat, I don't think Phil ever plays the TCG on his own...but he might try and stream it and get handholded through it, but still not actually learn how to play it
 
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