💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Holy shit, he’s been up all night completely manic and in the middle of a full on schizo moment with documents and lawsuits as fake as his autism. Will he destroy the crack shack? Will he smear poop on the walls again? Will he go out and paint the town brown? How many of his little threats “if I get hurt it’s on you” will we hear?

There should be a new book written about Andy, called ‘The Boy Who Cried Autism”.
 
Holy shit, he’s been up all night completely manic and in the middle of a full on schizo moment with documents and lawsuits as fake as his autism. Will he destroy the crack shack? Will he smear poop on the walls again? Will he go out and paint the town brown? How many of his little threats “if I get hurt it’s on you” will we hear?

There should be a new book written about Andy, called ‘The Boy Who Cried Autism”.
Ooh we in for a good one. About time too. Piggertits is really malding now. We're getting the overdue tantrum (I won't dignify that with meltdown, it's a tantrum) at last.
 
Sifting through the piles of AI asspats and fond this gem.
I really hope Andy pulled an Andy and the recording of this is coming.

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I have the following diagnosis
I am diagnosed with ...
Behavior Health Diagnosis
Autism spectrum disorder - Substantial Support Needs for behavior and safety and
health care
Intellectual developmental disorder mild
Developmental language disorder with Impairment of receptive and expressive language
Wondering disease due to autism
Self-injurious behavior due to autism
Unable to care for self the autism and Intellectual developmental disorder mild
Central auditory processing disorder
Sensory Processing disorder
ADHD combined
Tourette's syndrome
Anxiety from autism and unsupported needs
Learning disability
Insomnia the autism and unsupported needs
Major Medical Diagnosis I am unable to manage these health problems safely or
independently due to my autism, intellectual disability, sensory processing
challenges, communication diƯiculties.
Asthma
Pituitary hormone deficiency due to empty sella syndrome
Pituitary deficiency due to Rathke cleft cyst


Hypothyroidism
Hidradenitis suppurativa
Hashimoto's disease
Type 2 diabetes with complication
HTN (hypertension)
Incontinence without sensory awareness
Bowel incontinence
Urinary incontinence
IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)
GERD (gastroesophageal reflux disease)
BMI 40.0-44.9
cyst sinus nasal
Chronic sinusitis
Allergic rhinitis
Morbid obesity
Shellfish allergy
bee sting allergy
Minor Medical Diagnosis does not impact my independence
Lumbar stenosis
Back pain
Spondyloarthropathy
Narrowing of spinal canal
Colorectal polyp detected on colonoscopy
Constipation
Migraine headache
Cryptorchidism unilateral
 
I have the following diagnosis
I am diagnosed with ...
Behavior Health Diagnosis
Autism spectrum disorder - Substantial Support Needs for behavior and safety and
health care
Intellectual developmental disorder mild
Developmental language disorder with Impairment of receptive and expressive language
Wondering disease due to autism
Self-injurious behavior due to autism
Unable to care for self the autism and Intellectual developmental disorder mild
Central auditory processing disorder
Sensory Processing disorder
ADHD combined
Tourette's syndrome
Anxiety from autism and unsupported needs
Learning disability
Insomnia the autism and unsupported needs
Major Medical Diagnosis I am unable to manage these health problems safely or
independently due to my autism, intellectual disability, sensory processing
challenges, communication diƯiculties.
Asthma
Pituitary hormone deficiency due to empty sella syndrome
Pituitary deficiency due to Rathke cleft cyst


Hypothyroidism
Hidradenitis suppurativa
Hashimoto's disease
Type 2 diabetes with complication
HTN (hypertension)
Incontinence without sensory awareness
Bowel incontinence
Urinary incontinence
IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)
GERD (gastroesophageal reflux disease)
BMI 40.0-44.9
cyst sinus nasal
Chronic sinusitis
Allergic rhinitis
Morbid obesity
Shellfish allergy
bee sting allergy
Minor Medical Diagnosis does not impact my independence
Lumbar stenosis
Back pain
Spondyloarthropathy
Narrowing of spinal canal
Colorectal polyp detected on colonoscopy
Constipation
Migraine headache
Cryptorchidism unilateral
Godamn this nigger is set to fill the Pokédex of illnesses
 
I'd bet money that this is how most US police departments operate. Certainly the small town ones. Andy may be a uniquely documented case but people like him are more common than we'd like to think.
The Cops, EMS and all their supporting staff know all of these type of horror cows that dwell in their district. They get special nicknames "trashcan man", "Golum" "Stinky" "Shit Boy" etc. And stories of their latest adventures get shared. Getting assigned to one of these fuckwit calls is often a sign the dispatcher is pissed at you. For known fuckwits that try and play the system they will often also dispatch a Sergeant (PD) or Lt (EMS) to prevent fun and games and use it as a teachable moment for both the rookies and the Munchausens Shit Goblin.

The local ER'S generally know them as well. For frequent flyers the Amboolanz just needs to tell the ER that they are enroute with "Amdy". No other details required. They'll have a stretcher in the hallway ready and assign him to the most annoying intern.

And yes when out of the public eye they all mock creatures like Amdy relentlessly. It's a coping mechanism.
 
In lieu of stuff being archived (maybe someone did but it was early in the morning) I'll record what I remember was said/try to break down what happened in general terms:

Amdy was pissed off. What started it initially? Kind of difficult to tell. He pulled the ol' 'wunnin away gag like always does, called the police to harass them, then got royally pissed when they told him to fuck off. I'm thinking what initially triggered it was them saying he didn't have autism and being denied the waiver. Now for longterm Amdy onlookers, we all know what this means to him. To those less aware? Yeah it's basically is holy grail. Some men have the fountain of youth to chase, others want a beautiful woman. Andy wants that waiver which in his mind makes it so people have to bow down to him. It's his proverbial golden ticket, his very own white whale to hunt for life.

This escalated further. He was cheesed off at just about everyone and everything. He was rapid-firing posting and deleting stuff even last night. I remember one post said his caretaker called the cops on him? Just a whole bunch of junk.
 
In lieu of stuff being archived (maybe someone did but it was early in the morning) I'll record what I remember was said/try to break down what happened in general terms:

Amdy was pissed off. What started it initially? Kind of difficult to tell. He pulled the ol' 'wunnin away gag like always does, called the police to harass them, then got royally pissed when they told him to fuck off. I'm thinking what initially triggered it was them saying he didn't have autism and being denied the waiver. Now for longterm Amdy onlookers, we all know what this means to him. To those less aware? Yeah it's basically is holy grail. Some men have the fountain of youth to chase, others want a beautiful woman. Andy wants that waiver which in his mind makes it so people have to bow down to him. It's his proverbial golden ticket, his very own white whale to hunt for life.

This escalated further. He was cheesed off at just about everyone and everything. He was rapid-firing posting and deleting stuff even last night. I remember one post said his caretaker called the cops on him? Just a whole bunch of junk.

Kind of a shame I have a regular sleeping pattern and can't be up at all hours like a certain malingerer who gets gibs instead of earning money and being a benefit to society so I didn't get to read and laugh at his latest sperg-out but kudos to the off-hours and out-timezone Kiwis who were around to at least summarize his most recent tard-out tantrum!
 
Okay, so he's a lying faggot and made it up for attention. Shit, probably could've figured it out on my own but there was still no need for people to get all cunty about it. Ty.
Thats all he is. A lying faker. Not really complicated. Have fun in this diaper filled dumpster with us

Ooh we in for a good one. About time too. Piggertits is really malding now. We're getting the overdue tantrum (I won't dignify that with meltdown, it's a tantrum) at last.
Thought piggertits was on of Ethan Ralph's names? 😆
 
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